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I heard that he had a much lower sex drive these days due to shitty diet and the HRT, but who knows if it's true
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He did rape barb every third night for about a month. Not sure if he's taking hrt now
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He never got accused of rape he was just having a hillbilly incest affair like so many southern couples do.
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That we know of. His case wobbled to a felony incest charge and was going to a grand jury, which could have possibly added charges before Heilberg threw down the autism card.
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Imagine Chris skiing down a mountain and triggering an avalanche.
With an expertly timed fart.
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I was watching the "Axe is not for gays" video the other day and it made me start thinking that Chris used Axe all his life and ended up being a massive faggot...
Maybe Axe IS FOR GAY PEOPLE and Chris was right all along???
Maybe Axe IS FOR GAY PEOPLE and Chris was right all along???
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I've had two prior gay friends who both used Axe spray. You're on to something...
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It's called "Axe." This is such Judas Priest level homo stuff.
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I was thinking that too. Surely it can’t be enough to support him? It’s just you money on top of his tug boat?
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Over 9000 tardbux.
Seriously, though, there's no way to know this. He doesn't exactly release sales figures, and for all of his usual inability to keep his mouth shut, he knows not to fuck up his tugboat by posting anything that might indicate he's exceeding the amount he's allowed to earn. Bob got that firmly planted in his head.
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Anyone know where Chris got the idea that Jesus didn't multiply the fish but made the same number nourishing enough to feed hundreds?
Is there some Bible translation, or a footnote that says this?
If not, I suspect Chris came to this idea after realizing he couldn't magically cause his commissary twinkie to multiply, so he decided that actually he just made one twinkie count for 500!
Is there some Bible translation, or a footnote that says this?
If not, I suspect Chris came to this idea after realizing he couldn't magically cause his commissary twinkie to multiply, so he decided that actually he just made one twinkie count for 500!
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Maybe the old ladies at the Walmart check-out know.
Like seriously who's going to know about any of that stuff that comes here? No offense if you do it's just I mean shall I go bother my church down the street or what.
Chris would only know because he had nothing else to read for 2 years.
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Didn't one of the jail letters mention he could borrow/buy ya novels from his commissary and as such he had a copy of argon or golden compass or something like that to read?
Also if that's true I imagine the jail knew he was one of them "special folks." So they gave him a reading list of easy stuff that wouldn't hurt his peanut brain too much. I can imagine a jail reading list would offer material more meaty than Jeff Kinney, rl Stine, and jk Rowling.
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it’s been done. It’s called Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History.
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He's always had a low sex drive, just because he though about it a lot doesn't mean that he's be "upto it" I think the whole 3 day's between his molestations of Barb was not about him taking care of Barb's needs as in that old people sex book he got his grubby mits on an more about it being an excuse for him to feel ready for the deed again.
He's fat, unfit, has physical health issues, has been inconsistently on various medicines that would impact his erectile health and finally his penile deformity would make the sex unpleasant for him (and his partner) and this is something he has spoke about.
You can see this on the sex tapes, he's always struggled to maintain his enthusiasm so while he can get erect he can't maintain that for long and he's show signs of obvious discomfort.
I've never clocked that before it's interesting, I think it could be something Chris came up with himself like a childish understanding rather than multiplying them - I could imagine a child coming up with that as a innocent misunderstanding thats why I can easily see Chris doing the same.
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Chris would probably pay attention to the Game Freak leaks if it suits his delusions like plans of an electric hedgehog pokemon or the extremely unlikely confirmation that Sonichu would have the specific pokemon ID number he wanted them to have.
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I thought this would make a good topic for a thread but apparently I'm not allowed to make a thread on a forum for some reason.
Something I'm interested in is rare and obscure pics or media involving Chris and the trolls. I recall an older MATI episode where Null dug up this extremely obscure pic of Kacey and made a comment about how he was almost certain it was "wiped from the Internet". This example I provide isn't exactly obscure as I found it on Google Images when researching Kacey and Liquid, but it is rare and I never saw this before. Could be fake, but it does look like the twins and possibly(?) Kacey. I guess reply to this fucking comment if you have anything like that lmao
Something I'm interested in is rare and obscure pics or media involving Chris and the trolls. I recall an older MATI episode where Null dug up this extremely obscure pic of Kacey and made a comment about how he was almost certain it was "wiped from the Internet". This example I provide isn't exactly obscure as I found it on Google Images when researching Kacey and Liquid, but it is rare and I never saw this before. Could be fake, but it does look like the twins and possibly(?) Kacey. I guess reply to this fucking comment if you have anything like that lmao
