Happy late Christmas. I guess I feel differently where I want Chris to make money as long as it's providing value to the fans. I think he hand signs the amulets which for me would be pretty cool to have.
Nobody's mad about that because nobody really cares if Chris lets himself get taken advantage of by retards, since he's just an absolute dumbfuck who refuses anything like good advice. That's all his own fault.
Makes me think of where Chris would even come across the sheer concept of this. What kind of shit does Chris look up on the internet to even learn about incest?
I got no fucking clue what that even means, so it must be fucking weird or really horrible.
Well, the internet is full of depraved shit so it wouldn't have taken him long to find it, especially if he was looking for porn. Incest is also common in ancient myths, which maybe he remembered from school and we know he takes everything literally. Also the common insult "motherfucker".
You know, Chris might be a cultist in the making. A lot of infamous cults out there have mixed a bunch of religions and put different gods into the same pantheon whilst proclaiming themselves to be those gods (like what happened in the Happy Science Cult in Japan). The people who run these cults often use religion to justify their actions in the most horrible ways. Chris pretty much did the same thing, except nobody in their right minds (I hope) would fall for his shit... Except the judicial system.
Cults generally want people who are useful as well as gullible. They'll settle for someone with lots of money.
Caden is a failure when it comes to lulz, but he's not a bad counter troll and enabler.
They made a shit ton of anime films based on their schizo religion.
Or that one episode of Supernatural where everybody's wishes came true, and you had stuff like the teddy bear coming to life and just sitting in a chair sadly watching the news, bemoaning what a terrible and sad place the real world is. Then at the end you find out he killed himself by ripping out his own stuffing.
I'm just disappointed he didn't do anything special for the 10th anniversary of him pepper spraying the yellow shirted foe.
It's interesting that lately Christ smarted up a bit about it and introduced a kind of failsafe to prevent other people from shitting up his power fantasy.. the whole "Prime" thing. He and the sonichus etc he created are the OG ones in all the multiverses and because of that they will always be overpowered enough to defeat everything anyone else could ever dream up. I remember Chris ranting on bluesky lecturing people about the fact that even their OC sonichus know they are mere inferior copies of Chris' donut steel ones, and that they're ok with that.
