Chikinballs
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We know that Chris was bullied a lot in high school long before,
,
, and
. And yet, while he sees high school as the best time of his life, he would draw the torture and death of the "Asperpedia Four" as if they hurt him like never before.
Why is that?
and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.
Nah, it's not that complicated. In the same way Chris loves his random access humor, Chris thinks any combination of vaginas and random crap is kinky or sexy.From the "Chris and Sex" CWCki page…
and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.
Haha, what the fuck? Did he pick this up from the movie "Bruce Almighty?"
Nah, it's not that complicated. In the same way Chris loves his random access humor, Chris thinks any combination of vaginas and random crap is kinky or sexy.
Maybe, but with any internet galpal, they could start talking to Chris sensually and tell him they're sticking rolls of quarters in their vagina and Chris will always play along. Vaginas (well, and maybe the girl's voice) are sex triggers for Chris.he probably saw it in one of his "educational films" and thinks it's a fetish for all women
Best theory I can devise is that his ego wasn't fully developed until he (technically) entered adulthood. He didn't have quite so much pride to be injured. That or his rage against his high school enemies never made it to paper (or at least, not to the Internet).
he probably saw it in one of his "educational films" and thinks it's a fetish for all women
God, of all the examples of Chris being dumb as hell, that one really sticks with me for some reason. I'd almost want to ask Chris, "would you like to be titfucked?" Y'know, fatty's seems to be so unfamiliar with female anatomy, what the hell did he learn in sex ed?Or how women get off on being violently tit-fucked.
what the hell did he learn in sex ed?
If I may play armchair psychologist for a moment, I don't think it's so much a matter of him feeling as though the "Asperpedia Four" hurt him more than anyone else, but more the fact that they introduced the concept of burning someone in effigy in a webcomic, so to speak. Before this incident, villains were dealt with in a more or less kid friendly way because none of the people who were trolling him up to that point (intentionally or not) did anything that came close to suggesting that level of graphic violence.
Vaginas are... Mmm... Gorgeous. Does it really matter what we use them for?Maybe, but with any internet galpal, they could start talking to Chris sensually and tell him they're sticking rolls of quarters in their vagina and Chris will always play along. Vaginas (well, and maybe the girl's voice) are sex triggers for Chris.
Oh man, I'm sure he wouldn't even question it if we did the quarter thing and started playing 70's-style porno music in the background. "Hmm, well, dat's the sex music they play on family guy."
Why did he ever offer no reaction to everyone calling Mitch gay? He didn't even seem the least bit bothered that Alec's version of Mitch was cemented to be gay.
This reminded me of the second house tour and the Febreze cans we saw in the hoard. Maybe it was completely normal to him?What's the deal with Chrissy and Glade Plug-ins?
He made such a big deal over them in the wedding comic now I'm curious.
After all no real room needs 8 air fresheners.
What's the deal with Chrissy and Glade Plug-ins?
Ivy said:I asked why he had included six glade plug-ins with our suite. Chris claimed that a single one wasn’t strong enough for his small bedroom so a suite would require much, much more. Things were about to get dirt-ay, after all! Plus, there was that whole thing with Chris defecating whenever he experienced a sincere, triggering, emotion…