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King Metalia said:
To this day I wonder how he passed his art classes in high school. Especially the parts where he had his work critiqued.
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Have you seen examples of his other schoolwork? It's pretty clear to me that none of Chris' teachers cared whether he was actually learning anything or not -- they just shuffled him along until he was someone else's problem. This is definitely the case for Chris in particular, and I have a working theory that public high school in the US is little more than daycare for 14-18-year-olds, but I digress.

I'm pretty sure that nobody fails a high school art class no matter how untalented they are -- just so long as they turn in all of their assignments on time. And seeing as art was one of the only things Chris has cared about, I'm sure he had no issues with completing his work -- albeit with terrible quality.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wouldn't even call him an "outsider artist," because that's someone inexperienced or socially isolated who creates something you wouldn't expect from someone untrained. What Chris creates is literally what you'd expect from a complete and utter retard.
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Ohhh new handle name!

DON'T STEAL.

Actually, five-year-olds draw better. And even if they don't, it's still cute.

Unlike Chris.
 
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I'm sure the comparison has already been made but Post-Jail Chris honestly reminds me of post-fame rockstars.
Ones that people would know and maybe pay a ticket to, but they haven't made a memorable tune since the 80s, they're coasting off their royalties and half remembrance of a slowly withering fanbase.
Most people got their jollies then fucked off when the decline started to kick in (Bob's death, post Waters Pink Floyd, though admittedly Division Bell was good), maybe they'll release a good cover once in a while, a remaster, that kind of thing (The Sonic Boom protests) or one of the old members dies of a heart attack, OD, etc (the incest arrest, Richard Wright of Floyd dying in 2008 ), but overall the magic's gone.

The only people around are the diehards. The one that waded through the shit (the people sitting through the mindnumbingly dull streams, the brave souls who willingly listened to the solo albums post Floyd).
 
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Lady Grinning Soul said:
I'm sure the comparison has already been made but Post-Jail Chris honestly reminds me of post-fame rockstars.
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During the Jail Saga, people swore it would only be a short time before he became interesting again by oversharing. Does anyone still contend this? It is hard to believe since even the Flutter thread is dead. Boring is better, I guess, compared to gayops.
 
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Ogier said:
During the Jail Saga, people swore it would only be a short time before he became interesting again by oversharing. Does anyone still contend this? It is hard to believe since even the Flutter thread is dead. Boring is better, I guess, compared to gayops.
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I'm guessing that was an overestimation of what would happen with the incest case. Hindsight obviously, but they were never going to throw Chris into a hardcore max security prison, as terrible as the crime was, they weren't Charlie Bronson, the highest Chris would have gone was a medium security prison or, like what happened, a short stay in a psychiatric hospital. As insane as we all have seen Chris to be, you need to be an actual stark raving mad 'using your own shit as handsoap' level insane to be KEPT there (something you can blame the Rosenhan Experiment for better or worse).
 
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AnOminous said:
I wouldn't even call him an "outsider artist," because that's someone inexperienced or socially isolated who creates something you wouldn't expect from someone untrained. What Chris creates is literally what you'd expect from a complete and utter retard.
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Everytime someone uses the word artist to describe Chris I die on the inside.
 
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Ogier said:
During the Jail Saga, people swore it would only be a short time before he became interesting again by oversharing. Does anyone still contend this? It is hard to believe since even the Flutter thread is dead. Boring is better, I guess, compared to gayops.
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Yep, she's the harebringer of destruction.
 
Anyone else feel like Chris’s "storyline" has completely run out of steam, and this is probably going to be the end? Back in the day, his antics were at least entertaining. Now it’s just e-begging and endless rambling about shit no one cares about. There's no conflict, no escalation, just him playing the ultimate Mary Sue in his own headcanon. At this point, does anyone actually enjoy keeping up with his nonsense, or is it just out of habit?

I feel like his story is probably over at this point.
 
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bear hammer said:
Anyone else feel like Chris’s "storyline" has completely run out of steam, and this is probably going to be the end? Back in the day, his antics were at least entertaining. Now it’s just e-begging and endless rambling about shit no one cares about. There's no conflict, no escalation, just him playing the ultimate Mary Sue in his own headcanon. At this point, does anyone actually enjoy keeping up with his nonsense, or is it just out of habit?

I feel like his story is probably over at this point.
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He's a forty year old man with relatively adult interests, oversharing not being one of them. He'll never stop being exceptional, but he, like ADF has people around him to keep him in check. He's also a relatively successful Etsy seller with a 6-figure turnover. I'm sure that keeps him busy well enough.

I'm sure there will be occasional flareups, but those will be seldom. Hopefully nothing of Barbussy caliber. Time to move on fellas. A long time ago now.
 
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I wonder if king tard wrangler caden goes to prison. Chris would need to rely on himself if cabbage isn't being paid/ hanging around.
 
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Okay so do you think Chris is writing the stuff he is reading when he goes on camera or is someone else writing it.
I it is clear he is reading a script every time he is on camera now and it seems like he is being forced on camera because he seems to be trying to read it and get it over with as fast as possible so that and the fact that Chris is too lazy to write a script makes me thing someone else is writing it, but he keeps going on about MLW and other things that I think only he would care about so I am kind of confused.

He is making videos he doesn't want to make but it is about stuff that happened 20 years ago and he still has not gotten over.

Maybe Flutter is writing this garbage and she is just as crazy as Chris?
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Okay so do you think Chris is writing the stuff he is reading when he goes on camera or is someone else writing it.
I it is clear he is reading a script every time he is on camera now and it seems like he is being forced on camera because he seems to be trying to read it and get it over with as fast as possible so that and the fact that Chris is too lazy to write a script makes me thing someone else is writing it, but he keeps going on about MLW and other things that I think only he would care about so I am kind of confused.

He is making videos he doesn't want to make but it is about stuff that happened 20 years ago and he still has not gotten over.

Maybe Flutter is writing this garbage and she is just as crazy as Chris?
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I guess I'm going to have to go to the Cwiki and see if anyone transcribed this garbage cause I sure as hell ain't going to give him the views.
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
Chris doesn't like heavy metal music? That's really weird because back when he was into Guitar Hero he had a bunch of metal songs on his playlists.
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It probably scares him when they start screaming.

I also notice he never lists any horror movies as something he's watched.

Besides he probably wouldn't be allowed to watch an r-rated movie anyway.
 
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