Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[D is for Stupid]

I've just heard the Bob call 6 from the pcassassin and started to understand what Cole might have gone through.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Call_6

Imagine being semi normal and then being bombarded how "smart" your retarded brother is by your step dad. And Chris can tard out all he wants with no issue but of Cole farts and Bob reprimands him. I think this might have been an issue he didn't like Bob. Or he just learned to tune out his chimping brother? I mean that Bob got upset Cole didn't help out maybe?

 

[King Kiwi]

I've just heard the Bob call 6 from the pcassassin and started to understand what Cole might have gone through.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Call_6

Imagine being semi normal and then being bombarded how "smart" your retarded brother is by your step dad. And Chris can tard out all he wants with no issue but of Cole farts and Bob reprimands him. I think this might have been an issue he didn't like Bob. Or he just learned to tune out his chimping brother? I mean that Bob got upset Cole didn't help out maybe?

Stepparents are odd creatures of habit and nepotistic trickery.

Best advice: don't believe a damn word they tell you about being their own kid or whatever. If they're consistent and are there for you without there being something they're getting in return (you know what they care about you or something) then you got the real deal.

I feel for Cole as well. It's like with anything in life though; get to know their political and religious affiliations before you call them Daddy or Mommy.

 

[King Metalia]

I've just heard the Bob call 6 from the pcassassin and started to understand what Cole might have gone through.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Call_6

Imagine being semi normal and then being bombarded how "smart" your retarded brother is by your step dad. And Chris can tard out all he wants with no issue but of Cole farts and Bob reprimands him. I think this might have been an issue he didn't like Bob. Or he just learned to tune out his chimping brother? I mean that Bob got upset Cole didn't help out maybe?

I don't think Cole ever really liked Chris that much. I believe he only tolerated him for a time. Mainly because Cole was just taking what he could get in terms of family.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think Cole ever really liked Chris that much. I believe he only tolerated him for a time. Mainly because Cole was just taking what he could get in terms of family.

Yeah, they didn't really spend a whole lot of time together and given how childish Chris was back then by nature, as well as the fact Borb spoiled the shit out of him for it, little wonder Cole pretty much went no contact.

 

[King Kiwi]

To be a little fair to Chris, Cole was the older brother and being a little invested in his younger brother's life wouldn't have killed him.

I respect his decision not to because of how bad Barb and Bob were, but using your help as a bartering tool towards your younger disabled brother just to get information about your father was kind of low.

I mean I get it that's the way some siblings are but again, I don't really see anything Cole ever did that was anything approaching positive in Chris's life.

Nothing against Cole of course but I can understand where Chris would be a little resentful of his brothers less than valuable presence in his vulnerable life... Considering Cole should have known what it was like growing up with Barb.

The other two siblings had nothing to do with Chris either so there you go.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've just heard the Bob call 6 from the pcassassin and started to understand what Cole might have gone through.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Call_6

Imagine being semi normal and then being bombarded how "smart" your retarded brother is by your step dad. And Chris can tard out all he wants with no issue but of Cole farts and Bob reprimands him. I think this might have been an issue he didn't like Bob. Or he just learned to tune out his chimping brother? I mean that Bob got upset Cole didn't help out maybe?

Bob: That's his own creation of the character.

Craig: Does he have a copyright?

<snip>

Bob: He does. Matter of fact.

Craig: Hmmmm.

Bob: It's been upheld in the courts in England even.

Wow, a Jimmy Hill reference. God I want to know about that. Apparently Chris declared victory on Jimmy Hill by telling Sega Japan during the Myamoto saga about it and they were going to help and get Chris the copyright to Sonichu in the UK. I don't know if we've heard the finale with that or any information but Chris must have thought Sega Japan did all the work and ran to tell Borb about it.

Bob: And then there are others that come up and get to be fantastic uh- scholars, like I say he has 2 degrees in Computer Automated Graphics and you know what that is?

Craig: Yes I do.

Bob: He's got one in architecture and one in engineering. But he can't get a job because he's autism's labelled on him he's called autism and there are people that would hire him but are afraid of what he might do, cause they don't know him they've never seen him do it. But they don't know what he might do You- you follow me? What I'm saying?

So Bob thought Chris was an engineer and architect, but because people were scared of what he might do, no one would hire him.

Bob: That's why- that's why I was telling you if you know anybody or, run across anybody, friends or relatives, or anybody that has children that are autistic, or any ADT, the uh- slow learners, anything like that you know, well tell them the best effective way for those kids to help themselves, is to have their parents turn on the close caption all the time. Because that works, I know it works. I've seen it work.

Craig: Yeah I tota- I totally believe you Bob.

Bob: Those kids would help themselves, and no matter how much special education they might get, that will produ- do more for them than any special education they could get.

Ah right. Those egg heads at special schools are all stupid. Bob's revolutionary tactic of "sit on your ass and let your retard kid teach themselves" should be taught across the world. Imagine all the tax money saved.

Bob: He can function pretty well on his own, I'm not sure he could make a living. But maybe the system would step up to the bar and take him in. Who knows.

Craig: Yeah.

Bob: And if we weren't there then they'd have to appoint themselves I guess as guardians or whatever. And when they did then they'd be- it'd be their responsibility and not ours. But right now he's our responsibility.

Craig: Yeah.

Bob: And uh- when it becomes their responsibility well they have- they have systems I know it! They have systems set up so they can get a handicapped children jobs, or handicapped people jobs. [Interference comes over the phoneline again, making Bob's next sentence difficult to understand] -certain industries and certain people in town take on these people -on the basis of you know- and knowing they're handicapped and- and working with them a little bit. But see I don't know that I'm not on the in- on the know on that stuff but uh- I- I- I buck the odds if- they wanted to put him in an institution and- and lock him away all his life when he was little and I went the other way and I got him an education. And uh- I got him almost out of it he's- he's what you call high-functioning autistic he's pretty much functional [???] downtown now. He's not here.

I've always wondered what exactly the plan was for Chris after they both died, and it seems like Bob's just wanting to shift the burden. He understands that Chris is their responsibility now, but after they're gone, he expects the system he just shit all over is just going to, maybe, step in and Chris would become their problem. It seals the deal that they really, honestly, didn't give two shits what happened to Chris after they both died.

 

[AnOminous]

He understands that Chris is their responsibility now, but after they're gone, he expects the system he just shit all over is just going to, maybe, step in and Chris would become their problem.

He didn't just "expect" that, he made sure of it. He seriously gamed the fuck out of the system to make sure his tard child got a ticket for life. If he hadn't, Chris would have been on at best SSI instead of SSDI (which he never would have qualified for on his own).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

He didn't just "expect" that, he made sure of it. He seriously gamed the fuck out of the system to make sure his tard child got a ticket for life. If he hadn't, Chris would have been on at best SSI instead of SSDI (which he never would have qualified for on his own).

That was definitely one thing, but it seemed like he thought the system, who was better able to handle people like Chris, despite saying earlier in the conversation the best way was to do nothing, would maybe set Chris up with a job or life.

It just shows that his parents had zero ideas about Chris post them, which is bonkers. They seriously had no plans, just whatever happens, happens. It was telling that there's no urn niche for Chris at Monticello, Bob just made sure to get one for him and Barb. Chris? Probably just thought he'd end up in some potter's cemetery, or "the church" would bury him.

 

[AnOminous]

That was definitely one thing, but it seemed like he thought the system, who was better able to handle people like Chris, despite saying earlier in the conversation the best way was to do nothing, would maybe set Chris up with a job or life.

Yeah, well that was obviously not going to happen. He more or less gave up on it. And Blarb in general were obviously completely delusional about their idea that if they let Chris get any kind of autism education (which was and still is dismal but beats nothing) would end up in him being institutionalized for life or something.

As it is, they set him up for being Barb's prisoner for life, or at least until he realized he could beat her up, rape her, whatever, and then he actually did end up for a time an actual inmate.

 

[King Kiwi]

That was definitely one thing, but it seemed like he thought the system, who was better able to handle people like Chris, despite saying earlier in the conversation the best way was to do nothing, would maybe set Chris up with a job or life.

It just shows that his parents had zero ideas about Chris post them, which is bonkers. They seriously had no plans, just whatever happens, happens. It was telling that there's no urn niche for Chris at Monticello, Bob just made sure to get one for him and Barb. Chris? Probably just thought he'd end up in some potter's cemetery, or "the church" would bury him.

Well they did try to get him into college and succeeded more or less he just never did anything with his certificate.

But yeah I mean where he ultimately lived or anything was in air the I guess; it was expected that he would just live within the rest of his life as they threatened to lock him out (I don't really think they would've) if he ever left their house again for greener pastures.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I've just heard the Bob call 6 from the pcassassin and started to understand what Cole might have gone through.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Call_6

Imagine being semi normal and then being bombarded how "smart" your retarded brother is by your step dad. And Chris can tard out all he wants with no issue but of Cole farts and Bob reprimands him. I think this might have been an issue he didn't like Bob. Or he just learned to tune out his chimping brother? I mean that Bob got upset Cole didn't help out maybe?

That transcript is a fascinating read. It makes me wonder how it was all set up. Did that Assassin guy just call the house and strike up a conversation with Bob? Seeing as his only other options for people to talk to were Barb and Chris, I could see Bob eagerly talking to just about anybody, but it's still surprising to see him open up about such personal matters to a stranger.

And it's interesting to see all of Bob's denial about Chris' condition. He kept throwing things out there, just hoping that they might become true -- and making excuses for Chris when things don't work. He can be just as delusional as Chris.

Was Cole still in the house by the time Chris was around? He would have been off to college by the time Chris was born, and by the time Chris started "teaching himself to read", Cole would already be on his way to becoming the self-proclaimed smartest critic in the business. Any damage would have already been done by that point.

Oh, and the closed captioning thing? It's because Bob and Barb didn't read to Chris! No one knows less about raising children than I do, and even I know that you're supposed to read to them! Sit down and show them picture books; do the voices of the characters if you want to; eventually the kid will start following along with the written words. The closest Chris had to someone reading to him was a TV on unattended. That's neglectful even when dealing with a neurotypical child and downright shameful for one with autism. And to think that Bob was proud of that!
Uncovering details like this just makes the situation all the more sad.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

Was Cole still in the house by the time Chris was around? He would have been off to college by the time Chris was born, and by the time Chris started "teaching himself to read", Cole would already be on his way to becoming the self-proclaimed smartest critic in the business. Any damage would have already been done by that point.

No - Cole left home for California at the age of 17 in 1980, two years before Chris was born. Bob had been dating Barb for less than a year at this point and 14 Branchland hadn't even been purchased by the Chandlers yet.
Cole appears to have had little presence in Chris's life aside from the occasional postcard; perusing the CWCki it seems that the only in-person meetings between the two were for Cole's 26th birthday (in 1989, when Chris was 7) and for Chris's 18th (in 2000, when Cole was around 37). Given the extreme age difference between the two (Cole was in his late 30's when Chris turned 1 and Cole's complicated relationship with Barb and Bob, this estrangement isn't surprising.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I think Bob talked Chris up so people won't see him as the tard he is.

In the letters to Chris it seems, at least to me, like he was hoping Chris will grow out of our conquer his autistic tendencies and be normal.

Cole left home for California at the age of 17 in 1980, two years before Chris was born.

Ah, that makes sense why Chris had a babysitter when bob and barb went drinking. Chris never had a chance, he was autistic, his dad gave up, and his mom was a piece of shit. He was destined to be a lolcow.

Damn, I love this forum.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Stepparents are odd creatures of habit and nepotistic trickery.

Also I think it has to do that Chris was literally Bob's precious golden child and he saw him like his best spawn, destined to the greatest great because he burned bridges with his other, actually more successful kids

It's crazy because sometimes those golden child reddit IA narrated videos appear on my Instagram feed and I think "this is bullshit" but it's actually real

I think Bob talked Chris up so people won't see him as the tard he is.

In the letters to Chris it seems, at least to me, like he was hoping Chris will grow out of our conquer his autistic tendencies and be normal.

Completely delusional boomer, and not like a literal boomer, I said that like a mannerism....
Actually, I think the generations previous to boomers are even more sick and deranged, like you said, Chris never had a chance, he was created like the perfect lolcow as shadow was created to be the ultimate lifeform

 

[King Kiwi]

Also I think it has to do that Chris was literally Bob's precious golden child and he saw him like his best spawn, destined to the greatest great because he burned bridges with his other, actually more successful kids

It's crazy because sometimes those golden child reddit IA narrated videos appear on my Instagram feed and I think "this is bullshit" but it's actually real

Completely delusional boomer, and not like a literal boomer, I said that like a mannerism....
Actually, I think the generations previous to boomers are even more sick and deranged, like you said, Chris never had a chance, he was created like the perfect lolcow as shadow was created to be the ultimate lifeform

While it's understandable everyone wants to feel special, the real world will beat that golden child mentality out of you most of the time.

I believe there's a place in the Cwiki - probably on the ego page - where it says well most kids grow out of feeling like the world revolves around them, Chris with his parents enabling and his autistic, narrow view of the world will never grow out of that.

Of course he is Jesus so I suppose he writes some of the rules there.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah, the Bob worship is kind of weird. I get that he was the most tolerable and interesting of the Chandlers (not exactly saying much) and did give us the whole lumberjack meme, but he was still a pretty shitty parent and not a great person either.

 

[King Metalia]

I think Bob talked Chris up so people won't see him as the tard he is.

In the letters to Chris it seems, at least to me, like he was hoping Chris will grow out of our conquer his autistic tendencies and be normal.

Bob may have been a shit tier parent, but does anyone really deserve to have Chris for a son?

Ah, that makes sense why Chris had a babysitter when bob and barb went drinking. Chris never had a chance, he was autistic, his dad gave up, and his mom was a piece of shit. He was destined to be a lolcow.

Damn, I love this forum.

The forum is very convenient. Back in the day if we wanted to laugh at weirdos online we'd have to go to their individual web pages. Now we can laugh at said weirdos all in one convenient place behind their backs as Null intended.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Bob may have been a shit tier parent, but does anyone really deserve to have Chris for a son?

It's the old nature/nurture debate. Was Chris destined to be the shitshow he is, or was he made that way due to Bob and Barb's abysmal parenting?

I'm firmly in the camp of the latter. If they just would have sent Chris to special ed as was recommended, and, y'know, actually given him the guidance his broken brain needed, he'd probably just be a weird 'tard working a menial job somewhere. Instead, they pretended he was normal and just hoped that he'd grow out of his autism, leaving him to his own ridiculous devices.

In a way, it's a bit like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. They created the monster, and the monster they created ultimately destroyed them.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I respect his decision not to because of how bad Barb and Bob were, but using your help as a bartering tool towards your younger disabled brother just to get information about your father was kind of low.

I still find it odd Cole got pissed at Chris because Barb told him the same story. What did he expect? Barb to tell Chris the truth when she allegedly wouldn't tell Cole who his own father was? Did he expect Chris to break into Bob's vault to find some record of who his real father was? What did Cole expect?

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's the old nature/nurture debate. Was Chris destined to be the shitshow he is, or was he made that way due to Bob and Barb's abysmal parenting?

I'm firmly in the camp of the latter. If they just would have sent Chris to special ed as was recommended, and, y'know, actually given him the guidance his broken brain needed, he'd probably just be a weird 'tard working a menial job somewhere. Instead, they pretended he was normal and just hoped that he'd grow out of his autism, leaving him to his own ridiculous devices.

In a way, it's a bit like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. They created the monster, and the monster they created ultimately destroyed them.

Chris 100% is the result of bad upbringing due to his parents trying to mainstream the 'tism out of their spawn. Almost everything that ties to Chris being the original arch lolcow stems from being unable to handle how his Autism made him unable to understand the viewpoints of literally anybody other than himself. Hell, he knew from an early age that him being Autistic was the reason why his parents spoiled him, so why shouldn't the rest of the world treat him the same way?

I still find it odd Cole got pissed at Chris because Barb told him the same story. What did he expect? Barb to tell Chris the truth when she allegedly wouldn't tell Cole who his own father was? Did he expect Chris to break into Bob's vault to find some record of who his real father was? What did Cole expect?

I presume the logic is that Barb would have no reason to lie about the father issue to Chris.