Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

i have, for some time now, been struggling to find a certain piece of media. i am having trouble thinking of keywords that will lead me to it either, so i ask here. it makes me very happy so any help would be sincerely appreciated.

its the "Chris drops the N bomb" video (https://youtu.be/4orHqL-b968?si=u6y9yz4iUVqImKsn) but heavily edited and remixed into an extremely catchy song. the music is like 8-bit nintendo music that could have been from mario or something else. it was a song that felt familiar but I couldn't quite place it. he says Nigger after every verse in the song. it starts off like 🎵 Tito, Tito, Tito, Tito, Tito, Tito, Tee, Toe 🎶

The title of the video on YouTube was "YOU YOU DOUBLE," so for the past decade whenever i wanted to hear it i would just type that in. even if it w.as on someone else YouTube account, it would always come up.

prayin somebody out there will recognize what im talking about and upload it or link it if its found a new home.

Regards.
 
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I just watched the gamer from mars doc and it was nice to know Chris had a shit time in jail. It was nice to see him chimp in his writing. This might be a method he found out how to keep his cool now a days. And what an asshole for chris worrying about his trash then the well being of his mom. Then again he was hoping she would die after he violated her.

As for the 2 years in jail, yeah he fucked Barb. I'm pretty sure this how it went down since the case was sealed.

Chris lost his bail for being Chris. Heilberg pulls the tard card and has Chris sent to do an evaluation that came back that chris is indeed a retard. Then he probably made a case that chris didn't know what he was doing and was a sexual deviate and raped barb not knowing better. It was sent to a grand jury that said were not fucking with this shit, send him to a group home and to stay the fuck away from barb.

It took so much time because older cases tend to be more forgiving and Heilberg had a real job with paying clients so it could wait.
 
Let's examine the primary political bias of old Christory: 2000s/Bush-era populist conservatism.

I think the alt-right wasn't really as common then as it was now, and the liberal left was more populist then than it was now. And a lot of social issues were much more bipartisan than today.

Consider that many people on the internet were finding themselves by finding fellow atheists who agree that the bible is hokum. Many of these people were outwardly liberal, yet would be canceled and find themselves shifting right as the religious right of the 2000s lost prominence and evolution was no longer as much of a hot-button topic. Also consider that tech was seen as a liberal industry, obesity and nonstandard grammar associated with Southern republicans, and both republican and democrat people would criticize people for the lack of a job.

Let's keep that last point in mind, and to stop exposition, call it "bootstrapism."

Clyde Cash and others were notoriously boostrapist. They were incredibly dismissive of Chris' case for being on SSDI, and would often compare his case to people who "had it worse" but still had to struggle to find work just to pay for painkillers that made it somewhat bearable as their conditions got worse – which really says more about the system being inadequate than Chris stealing a proverbial spot from them.

Clyde even would say that Chris isn't truly autistic – and people back then would hear "autism" and still think "low IQ " – but I think there's many reasons why Chris can't, and shouldn't have a job.

Classic Chris struggled with the "common sense" of pragmatic language, misinterprets people, and may not be able to follow through. He struggles with basic hygiene, not for laziness, but because of this lack of follow through. He may constantly screw up orders or even risk more. He may make coworkers feel uncomfortable inadvertently. Since the disorder comes with motor coordination problems and hypotonia, jobs requiring constant lifting are out. So are engineering jobs, seeing that CWC has impaired spatial reasoning.

Now, that doesn't mean that all autistic people are incapable of finding work. Nor does it mean that those other people succeeding in the tech industry or as air traffic controllers mean that Chris has no "excuse." Every case is different.

A lot of these people on the CWCki and in Christory in this era seem to view Chris and other SSDI cases for autism as a strain on the government. Yet, quite frankly, this gov't probably spent significantly more money on developing drones to bomb civilians in foreign countries, send people to countries that merely happen to be in the same region as Al-Qaeda or ISIS, fight wars now that those countries have been further radicalized against the US, set up border control in areas that used to involve people going freely between the US and Canada/Mexico, put people away for "stolen valor" or "flag desecration", extend copyright duration and arrest emulator users, allow Musk to divert funds from NASA and high-speed rail for his failed passion projects, and tax breaks for billionaires who could pay every autistic tugboat with one percent of their income.

The Kacey father call was interesting since it shows that certain conservatism in full swing. Those two characters were looking for every reason to fault Chris for "not working," including getting the minimum wage "wrong" when Chris mentioned the state minimum wage of VA when they should have known the federal minimum wage. Not to mention faulting Chris for bringing up Patti's death when discussing grief, as if it's unhealthy to grieve a dog – I count this since Christianity often teaches that humans were a separate creation from animals. It's VERY common to grieve a canine friend as if they were a close human family member, or to not feel as much grief around a more distant relative like Aunt Corrina who Chris did not see as often.

After Bob's death, Modern Chris expressed her identity more openly, but the CWCki takes the side of the so-called truscum when presenting the issue as especially controversial. It denies that she may have a harder time getting employment now. Well, she's in rural Virginia! And still, she'd be a poor fit for customer service work or anything demanding regular performance.

I think another theme of the CWCki and bootstrapism is the admonishment of CWC's obesity. They always throw in the jabs here and there or bring up entire articles about it. I think a lot of people connect health to morality – the same thing Chris did for smokers – or think that Chris's obesity is in any way a reflection on their general character. It's a fallacious line of reasoning that connects health – obesity is bad for you – to character – obesity is for bad people. And the entire autism article is a laundry list of controversies in psychiatry – is the theory of mind hypothesis accurate, or is the double empathy problem plus differences in basal mental processing a better explanation? Is true empathy mandatory to be a compassionate person?

Then there's copyright... Chris is hardly the only person out there making fan work! And the CWCki implies that it would be fair to see it all censored!
 
A couple random thoughts/questions I've had:

What was it like following CWC in real time during his peak -- say, around 2009? It seems as if something new and different was happening every other day. It must have been like following a really good TV show just waiting for the next week's episode to be released -- and knowing that something was in the works.

How were The Idea Guys so successful at what they did? It's generally agreed that "they brainwashed Chris", but they were just a bunch of dorks on the internet, right? How were they able to break through to his broken brain and get him to change his ways (albeit for the worse) while literally everyone else in his life failed (e.g., Alec Benson Leary trying to get him to recognize his hypocrisy, Kasey shrilly trying to get him to go for a jog; every teacher he's ever had trying to teach him anything; Rocky Shoemaker trying to provide him guidance, etc. etc. etc.)?
 
How were The Idea Guys so successful at what they did? It's generally agreed that "they brainwashed Chris", but they were just a bunch of dorks on the internet, right? How were they able to break through to his broken brain and get him to change his ways (albeit for the worse) while literally everyone else in his life failed (e.g., Alec Benson Leary trying to get him to recognize his hypocrisy, Kasey shrilly trying to get him to go for a jog; every teacher he's ever had trying to teach him anything; Rocky Shoemaker trying to provide him guidance, etc. etc. etc.)?
They got him at the right time, when he was feeling down about multiple things (the financial crisis, his breakup with the latest troll gf, only having Barb to talk with irl and having to be her caretaker, possibly depression from taking HRT) so dangling in front of him the perfect escapist fantasy tailored to him that would solve all of his problems was impossible to resist.

And that's why the Idea Guys succeded while everyone else failed. Chris will never ever listen to you if you say things he doesn't want to hear, like that for things to get better he has to work hard (on himself and his flaws first, then actually getting a job for his own financial and mental wellness) and that it's going to be difficult and it will take time to get results... it' much easier believing that he is a literal goddess, that every single one of his problems will disappear soon when the Merge happens, and in the meantime he can keep sitting on his ass playing vidya all day. Unfortunately for Chris, the Idea Guys never wanted to help him, they simply thought it would be funny to see how much crazy shit they could make him believe. And then they realized they could also stole his money.

It's also worth nothing that Chris already believed several key concepts they told him, like fictional characters being real and living in their own alternate universes, Who Framed Roger Rabbit style (as he said to Alec Benson Leary many years before) and him being able to interact with those characters (him dancing with Magi-chan at that brony convention, a few weeks iirc before Joshua Wise first contacted him)

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So, Hasbro is bringing back Friendship is Magic as the default version of My Little Pony complete with a new card game.

How long before Chris returns to the internet using this as prove that he is a goddess and has powers?
Eh it's not going to be #MLPg4season10-15 with everything exactly as it was and only with the storylines Chris demands to watch, so I don't know how triumphant he will be. But he will waste money on those cards like a good consoomer, that's for sure.
 
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Unfortunately for Chris, the Idea Guys never wanted to help him, they simply thought it would be funny to see how much crazy shit they could make him believe. And then they realized they could also stole his money.
just because you can financially a retard online doesn’t mean you should, trolls like Clyde Cash at least come off like they understand that
 
but I think there's many reasons why Chris can't, and shouldn't have a job.

Classic Chris struggled with the "common sense" of pragmatic language, misinterprets people, and may not be able to follow through. He struggles with basic hygiene, not for laziness, but because of this lack of follow through. He may constantly screw up orders or even risk more. He may make coworkers feel uncomfortable inadvertently. Since the disorder comes with motor coordination problems and hypotonia, jobs requiring constant lifting are out.
Even Chris could hold some repetitive simple job sorting glass on some warehouse away from the public, where Quasimodo won't scare the villagers.

Also, that would probably do a world of good for him, it would give him a routine and take a good chunk of time a day from his delirious daydreaming.

Only thing keeping him from that is sheer laziness and entitlement.
 
Do you think Chris would have turned out for the better if he was castrated when he was an adult and it was clear as day he wasn't going to get anywhere in life?
I'm not too concerned about the chances of CWC procreating (feel free to quote this when he knocks up Flutter or something -- who knows what's next for that weirdo), but if it were done early enough, it could have prevented the fuck quest love quest, and maybe he could have focused his energy on something more productive.
 
Are there any floor plans for the bottom floor of Branchland? I found this on the CWCki but it's only the top floor.
CWC house.webp
At first I thought it was just a copy of the top floor, but the layout of the utility room makes no sense when I compare it to this video.
If the utility room is in the same place as the ? pickle room in that pic then it seems like it should be a wider room, but in the video it looks very narrow.
 
i always wondered what was in the sonichu pickle room its probably either the parents room or its storage (for a hoarders house?)
Judging by the video every room is a storage room.

I think a lot of people connect health to morality – the same thing Chris did for smokers – or think that Chris's obesity is in any way a reflection on their general character. It's a fallacious line of reasoning that connects health – obesity is bad for you – to character – obesity is for bad people.
lol fatty
 
Man that old vid of the house tour makes me want to take a shower, growing up in a boomer hoard while being a tard is grim.

I used to feel bad for Chris back in the old days before the whole motherfucker reveal. Plenty of spergs learned the hard way not to power level online in the early days, but he really bit the big one for a variety of reasons in the long run.

For him to heelturn like he did was fucking wild, and catching up on has been a trip.
 
the layout of the utility room makes no sense
Man that old vid of the house tour makes me want to take a shower, growing up in a boomer hoard while being a tard is grim.
The "split level" house is freakish, and it's not just because the kitchen is upstairs.

Somehow the design itself screams "Chris Chan", though that may just be an association.
 
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