I don't think Chris thinks he's actually gonna kill either of those figures. I feel like the two statements are unrelated from each other.
Chris isn't, but to him, wishing is as good as intent.
Remember he thinks his wishes and curses really harm people, so when he wishes death on someone he really is trying to murder them. Him being a lazy coward is the only reason he has not become a murderer.
Chris would probably claim he was possessed by Ted Bundy as his defense if he actually did kill someone.
Then he could be cell mates with Daniel Larson at the mental institution.
For me, it became extremely hard to care once the forum became more about Chris's teenage orbiters (Bella, Fiona, Caden, chess club, etc) and their uninteresting personal lives than about Chris himself.
The Idea Guys are who really fucked him up. He always had the beliefs that cartoon universes were real, but they exploited it for $ like a bunch of assholes. He was trans (well, a tomgirl) before Bob died.
Well I mean he thinks he, bob and Teddy were the only 3 pokemon hybrids, so they are like related or something.
There is a reason other autists similar to Chris didn't end up being the disaster that he is today, and i think it's his massive ego. I don't doubt there were other semi-retard spergs who acted and were interested in the same things as him at the time, but they didn't have the delusions of grandeur that Chris had. And to me, this is the thing that sets him apart and destined him to be a lolcow: Chris has always believed that he is above everyone and better than everyone. This is the reason he became a target for trolls in the first place, Chris's ego is the reason he is a lost cause, and it's what made him (in)famous.
Probably was an area that Chris could access that had the highest potential for women, while also being a place where MALE JERKS wouldn't be hanging out. A cafeteria would have more males, who potentially would steal away all the hot girls, but a library would give him a better chance. A cafeteria might also not be optimal because the food/drinks weren't free and he couldn't just sit there for hours.
It's funny how such a monkey see, monkey do moron like Chris, who hasn't got an original bone in his body, can still have the worst ideas ever on the rare occasion he has an original thought free of troll influences, like what you said (attraction signs included), drinking his own semen, cutting his taint open, etc.
