Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Which troll was in worse shape, Bill Reilly or Jenkinsjinkies? Bill Reilly was a thirty year old who suspiciously looked like a 60 yr old in a turtleneck complete with graying hair while jenkinsjinkies was a 13 yr old who looked like an obese thirty year old. Nether was in peak physical condition.

I'd go JenkinsJinkies. Guy looked like he was a type 2 diabetic and was only 13. I hope he's doing better today and isn't some delusion schizo who believes he is Jesus with a 4'7 Finnish girlfriend who looks like a cabbage patch doll and feeds his delusions and has a fetish for guys who rape their moms

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Did anyone else find themselves thinking of Chris while watching the tennis, yesterday? Jack Draper wore what looked like a 'sports' variant of the infamous 'Classic' during his match, likely as a subtle way of playing a psychological game of kick the autistic against Jenson Brooksby.



Does anyone know of any other famous or notable people who've donned 'The Classic'? No doubt hoping to bring some sophisticated Cwcville drip to their outfit?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Did anyone else find themselves thinking of Chris while watching the tennis, yesterday? Jack Draper wore what looked like a 'sports' variant of the infamous 'Classic' during his match, likely as a subtle way of playing a psychological game of kick the autistic against Jenson Brooksby.

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Does anyone know of any other famous or notable people who've donned 'The Classic'? No doubt hoping to bring some sophisticated Cwcville drip to their outfit?

Not famous by any means, but I once saw some guy on the street with the Classic (I'd say it was exactly the Classic, not some similar shirt).

The funny thing was that while he was also kinda tall and wore glasses, he was happily taking a stroll with what I assume was his wife, some friends, and pushing a baby cart... he was the very image of normalcy, like some kind of Bizarro Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

I know this is sappy, but you lugs make coming here half the appeal.

Better than Reddit anyways.

So thanks for that I guess.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

According to legend the amulet was forged by a retarded demon in the darkest pit of Hell.

So Ruckersville is where the darkest pit of hell is?

 

[AnOminous]

Did anyone else find themselves thinking of Chris while watching the tennis, yesterday? Jack Draper wore what looked like a 'sports' variant of the infamous 'Classic' during his match, likely as a subtle way of playing a psychological game of kick the autistic against Jenson Brooksby.

The Classic IS a sports variant, even though Chris had it in fatso size. It's a rugby shirt, probably Ralph Lauren.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does that "nutty slow-in-the-mind" like Mary Poppins so much?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Why does that "nutty slow-in-the-mind" like Mary Poppins so much?

The same reason he likes Red Skelton, Filmmation's Ghostbusters, American Rabbit, Sonic the Hedgehod, Monty Python and Ed Edd n Eddy - it was a movie he was introduced to by watching it on TV as a kid and he never outgrew it.

Meme answer: It has (Dick Van) Dykes Dykes China in it

 

[Trilby]

The same reason he likes Red Skelton, Filmmation's Ghostbusters, American Rabbit, Sonic the Hedgehod, Monty Python and Ed Edd n Eddy - it was a movie he was introduced to by watching it on TV as a kid and he never outgrew it.

Sometimes it makes me think of this show and thinking what early exposure to TV does to a child.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is just barley a millennial having been born in 82 the earliest point of that generation.


I honestly feel sorry that generation has such a burden to bear, but wonder if it's not nearly as bad the ones gens z to a willl have to bear.

 

[King Kiwi]

Why does that "nutty slow-in-the-mind" like Mary Poppins so much?

Probably because Chris used to imagine he was Mary Poppins.

"I'm Mary Poppins y'all!"

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Sometimes it makes me think of this show and thinking what early exposure to TV does to a child.

Power level a bit but I sorta sympathize with Chris here because I also was effectively raised by the TV and also on a diet of old people crap nobody under 60 cares about but I at least moved on to better things when I got old enough. Because Chris is so easily influenced by literally anyone he interacts with his taste in media will always be the exceptional mix of Mary Poppins, Brittney Spears, MLP, Red Skelton, Ed Edd n Eddy and Goosebumps. Any time someone asks "why is Chris interested in X media" the answer is that he was exposed to it in his formative years no matter how briefly. The only time this isn't the case is when it is to impress a sweetheart like sailor moon with Megan.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris had sex with his own mother, wouldn't that make him his own grandfather or would you have to travel back in time?

Which is still sick.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

If Chris had sex with his own mother, wouldn't that make him his own grandfather or would you have to travel back in time?

Which is still sick.

No, he would need to have sex with his grandmother in order to be his own grandfather. As is, he's his own stepfather at most. And "Eskimo brothers" with Bob.

 

[King Kiwi]

No, he would need to have sex with his grandmother in order to be his own grandfather. As is, he's his own stepfather at most. And "Eskimo brothers" with Bob.

Yeah but his grandmother's not alive.

Hence why we need that time machine.

Man since I'm on vacay I wonder what it's like to be Chris and be on vacation 24/7.

If Flutter really wanted to be useful in Chris's life, she'd make him get a part-time job at Food Lion or something

But of course that would be bad because then he'd be less likely to make video game reviews and Transformers... Whatever he does with those things during streams.

Indeed, I don't think Chris getting a job with factor into Cadium's plans.

I mean if you think about it, if his little gal pal was trying to help him improve his life wouldn't she have suggested maybe getting a part-time job? He's made some outward appearances but he's the same lazy slack off he's always been and yet he's still pumping out these fucktard videos.

Maybe some indirect clues point to flutter working with Cajun and Chris to make money and that's one of her main goals

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

How do you think Matthew Devoria feels about Iran bombing Israel? Does Mr Devoria care about Israel leeching off our government?

 

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

Has Chris made any statements in regards to his opinions on Israel vs Iran? Or is it more likely that he has no clue about it?

 

[D is for Stupid]

Has Chris made any statements in regards to his opinions on Israel vs Iran? Or is it more likely that he has no clue about it?

Maybe but it will be either "war bad" or "bad people both sides"

When it comes to complex issues like this you'd think he'll listen to the outcryers and aligned with them because one group must be the good guys in one group must be the bad guys.

But just like his summary of ww2, "The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!" , and how he doesn't know and doesn't care about what happened on 9/11, if he doesn't understand it, he doesn't care.

Funny, He calls himself Jesus but he rides a pale pony... or the retarded colored version of a pony.

 

[King Metalia]

Has Chris made any statements in regards to his opinions on Israel vs Iran? Or is it more likely that he has no clue about it?

Does Chris even know what Israel and Iran are???

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Does Chris even know what Israel and Iran are???

Of course he does. He's seen Aladdin.