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I was buying fireworks in preparation for the 4th and I saw these. Remind you of anything?
 

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It may be Reddit, but I read that Bob only paid some girl who was a neighbor to hang out with that jerk in middle school, and the "Gal Pals" being paid by Bob in high school was both a trolling thing and unrealistic -- it is commonly seen as not exactly very appropriate for some older man to just approach teen girls and pay them to hang out with his intellectually impaired son. I think it went as they guessed: that the girls took pity on that "special" kid and hung out with him. But of course, in a very limited way.

(What do you think was going through the minds of Chris's Gal Pals (Tiffany, Miranda, and Sarah) in this photo of them at Chris's 18th birthday party? [...] - Reddit thread)

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They weren't being paid off. Natasha Turner is the only gal pal that's been confirmed as being paid by Bob, and that was when Chris was in middle school. The high school gal pals were just a clique of girls who kinda socially adopted Chris because they felt legitimately bad for him. I remember there always groups of chicks in school who would pick some mentally challenged and/or socially incompetent weirdo to do the same thing with. I always figured it just gave them an elated self of self-esteem because they got to show the world how nice of people they are by letting the school autist sit with them during lunch.

It also wouldn't have made sense for Bob to have paid any of the high school gal pals, because he wouldn't have had any way to contact them in the first place. Natasha Turner was a neighbor, which made it easy for Bob to make a deal with her regarding Chris. For him to have done the same thing when Chris was in high school, he would have had to go out and approach high school girls on the street about it, which would have been creepy af, and a lot more effort than I think Bob would have been willing to put in in the first place.
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Though I know Chris is borderline illiterate and likely never heard of this writer, his "dimensional merge" idea actually bares a startling resemblance to the Borges' short story Tlon, Uqbar and Orbus Tertius which is about an eccentric millionaire and the club he runs. They create a fictional world inside their minds which gradually becomes real and overtakes the real world.


It's about Monism (matter is created entirely by the mind). I was reading this story and instantly thought of the Dimensional Merge and imagined "Tlon" as Cwcville. I need help.....
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
It may be Reddit, but I read that Bob only paid some girl who was a neighbor to hang out with that jerk in middle school
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This one?

Bob gave him some money and told him "PAY THIS GIRL TO BABYSIT YOU, YOU HOPELESS RETARD", but somehow Sherlock here still took decades to connect the dots (all two of them) and think that maybe it was not a "true and honest" friendship.
 
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Ser Ciappelletto said:
Though I know Chris is borderline illiterate and likely never heard of this writer, his "dimensional merge" idea actually bares a startling resemblance to the Borges' short story Tlon, Uqbar and Orbus Tertius which is about an eccentric millionaire and the club he runs.
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I dunno if "Honor Roll" would be smart enough to come up with the idea of "da merge" on his own had the "Idea Guys" not planted the idea. And had he never seen Family Guy or that Roger Rabbit move, he may not have come up with the idea of "cartoons being real in another dimension" either. And I think he could've been better off had that been so.

Chrus Chundlur said:
somehow Sherlock here still took decades to connect the dots (all two of them) and think that maybe it was not a "true and honest" friendship
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"HONOR ROLL MY ASS!" - Vivian
 
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In honor of Pokemon Go Fest - which no one but losers like me cares about anymore - do you think Chris still plays Pokemon Go or does he qualify for that whole "having a life" thing now?
 
King Kiwi said:
In honor of Pokemon Go Fest - which no one but losers like me cares about anymore - do you think Chris still plays Pokemon Go or does he qualify for that whole "having a life" thing now?
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Last I checked Chris gets tired just from standing up so I highly doubt he'd play a game where walking is required.
 
I'm starting to think much like the watch n win sweepstakes Chris only got featured in issue 149 of Nintendo power because the editor and writer of the animal crossing articles saw the tape he sent in and a few minutes in figured. "OK this guy is clearly mentally deficit in some way. Put him in the back pages and hopefully he'll be happy for like a day or two. I feel bad for whoever has the burden of taking care of him."
 
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Black Yoshi said:
I recentley rewatched the last episode of the doc and that got me thinking, what if Chris kept mum about barbussy and got to go to the con, only for Jacob to run into him and then Chris blabs about fucking Barb to make him jealous?
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I have no idea how to feel about such an idea...
 
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Yellow Rose Of Texas said:
Why some people nowadays have to act like bunch of smug/aggressive faggots in normal conversation?
This ain't some fucking debate or a winning contest why you have to act like a nigger faggot for no reason at all?
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Ah, the naggot.

A new one for Urban dictionary.

I thank you.

It is in these dark days of Christory past we lean on even the leanest lolcow meat. lo, the milk is dried, indeed.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
I'm starting to think much like the watch n win sweepstakes Chris only got featured in issue 149 of Nintendo power because the editor and writer of the animal crossing articles saw the tape he sent in and a few minutes in figured.
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So those people running that sweepstakes -- which may have led to "Chris Chan" becoming the perverted freak he is today -- really let him "just win" because he is "special"?

BubbaRobot887 said:
Watched ID4 today and then Youtube recommended this underrated moment from Christory.
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here it is in embed if you don't wanna go to the YT crapsite:

"Independence Gay" - IBAClydeCash
 
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