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JackoVerde said:
Why does Carol Chandler live in a small town in Tennessee. Wasn’t she a PHD math wiz working for the government. She should be living in Washington DC or a major city at least?
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Well she's in her early 60's now; maybe she was able to retire a few years early, and decided to spend her golden years out in the country?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Is it possible that the trolls were right and "Honor Roll" is a homosexual in denial?

Already he's "come out of the closet" as "transgender" "tomgirl", joining LGBTQETC++.
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I've wondered about that when he calls himself bisexual. Is he really open to a relationship with either a man or a woman? Or does he mean that he'll bang straight AND gay women because he is both a man AND a woman?

I'm not sure Chris' sexuality can be classified in normal terms. Even when he was on his "Love Quest™", it wasn't about finding love. He never wanted a mate; he wasn't looking for companionship; all he was after was a hole.

If someone were to leave a warm donut unattended around him, he'd be a "pastrysexual".
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
I've wondered about that when he calls himself bisexual. Is he really open to a relationship with either a man or a woman? Or does he mean that he'll bang straight AND gay women because he is both a man AND a woman?
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He's not bi. He only calls himself that because he got brainwashed by the Idea Guys into believing he's married to his male character Magi-Chan, and he doesn't want to bother undoing too much of their lore. He sometimes acted out being bi but it's not something he's genuinely into and it's faded away over time.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
I'm not sure Chris' sexuality can be classified in normal terms. Even when he was on his "Love Quest™", it wasn't about finding love. He never wanted a mate; he wasn't looking for companionship; all he was after was a hole.
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The love quest was started for companionship but it was about finding someone to take care of him like a king and fucking. It devolved to the fuck quest as soon you finished reading his attraction sign though.

Man those were the good old days where the comedy wrote themselves.
 
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Is Chris possibly on the verge of "fading away" in the next 5 or so years? It seems like his "glory days" of internet infamy are only getting further away. He's only getting more boring yet also more delusional, and the main thing lately is just Praetor shaking some last bits of money off his name (not that I feel particularly bad about them doing it if I'm being honest)

Is he really going to keep coping when the merge doesn't happen 5 years from now? 10? What happens when even the most determined weens get bored and move on? When Praetor probably finally ditch Chris to fend for himself, most of the white knights fucked off after the incest incident his sympathy well is well and truly gone by now. So what happens when the infamy that ironically kinda let him coast financially goes away?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Didn't he try to kiss a guy at some pony convention? I guess that was merely LARPing?
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Yeah, Copitz was also a victim of that. I think Chris was acting out but wasn't actually turned on by men. He kissed some on the cheek but never took it further and then dropped it. It's also telling that when his hormones shot up during 2021, he was focused on women. He confided to the Watchmen and Praetor he'd been thinking of dating some of their members... but only listed some of the women and none of the men.

ToroidalBoat said:
Why does he want to stick to "lore" by "Idea Guys" anyway? Doesn't "Honor Roll" know the "Idea Guys" were trolls?
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He knows they ripped him off and did other bad things, but he also doesn't want to face the fact that his fantasyland is just fantasy and that it was exploited to toy with him. He'd rather believe the Idea Guys actually had the ability to influence CWCville/C-197/whatever. This was what he wrote about it years later:

"Even though IdeaGuy did Dimensions’ level of damage, his impact has left me with further self-progression, analysis and appreciation, confidence boost, affirming the link between the separated universe halves"
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
This was what he wrote about it years later:
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Just because "Honor Roll" uses big words and likes to tl;dr doesn't mean he really sounds smart, let alone is smart.

Or in other words, what the hell does that derping even mean? I think it's "Idea Guys meddling boosted the ego and deepened delusion"?
 
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Kaizer Ghidorah said:
Is Chris possibly on the verge of "fading away" in the next 5 or so years? It seems like his "glory days" of internet infamy are only getting further away. He's only getting more boring yet also more delusional, and the main thing lately is just Prator shaking some last bits of money off his name (not that I feel particularly bad about them doing it if I'm being honest)

Is he really going to keep coping when the merge doesn't happen 5 years from now? 10? What happens when even the most determined weens get bored and move on? When Praetor probably finally ditch Chris to fend for himself, most of the white knights fucked off after the incest incident his sympathy well is well and truly gone by now. So what happens when the infamy that ironically kinda let him coast financially goes away?
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I don't think so; Chris is (for the English-speaking world at least) the lolcow. As long as people are interested in lolcows, there'll be interest in Chris.
 
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GoGoNoJo said:
I don't think so; Chris is (for the English-speaking world at least) the lolcow. As long as people are interested in lolcows, there'll be interest in Chris.
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That's true in a vacuum, but barring another mlp protests level chimpout, all anyone ever says anymore is Chris is boring and doesn't do anything funny anymore, which is true for the most part. I honestly think the prototypical lolcow has truly dried up at this point and there's a strong chance he'll fade into obscurity as the internet only goes further and further from Chris's heyday
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I think it still is, and having a kid "on the spectrum" is more likely with older parents. Like with Borb. There is also "Chris Chan" being more or less some kind of mutant.
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Chris wouldn't have been nearly as bad as he was if Barb and Bob got him into programs besides speech therapy.
ToroidalBoat said:
I think any gal -- any sane gal that is -- would be "asexual" around "Chris Chan" though...

Megan likely told him she's "asexual" to discourage "Honor Roll" from trying to hit on her.
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Exactly. Wasn't there a spat between them because Megan was sitting on someone else's lap at the GamePlace, that might have sparked the whole falling out? Megan just saw Chris as a glorified credit card to get ebay shit with.
 
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Raiken said:
the funny ended at the mother fucking, anything ever is just morbit interest.
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I agree that there was nothing funny about Chris from that point forward. I think the funny stopped even farther back than that. Consulting my own autistic chronology of Christory, I'm not seeing anything post 2015 as particularly amusing.

Christory.webp

Some could argue that his antics at Too Many Games were funny, but I think it was all just sad.

PhoBingas said:
Wasn't there a spat between them because Megan was sitting on someone else's lap at the GamePlace, that might have sparked the whole falling out? Megan just saw Chris as a glorified credit card to get ebay shit with.
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Certainly it's open to interpretation, but I feel like Megan wasn't just using Chris. They shared some interests, and she seemed to genuinely enjoy playing games with him. That combined with her just being kind to the local 'tard was the foundation of their friendship.

She made it clear from the start that she wasn't interested in a romantic relationship with him, and when he wouldn't take no for an answer she ratcheted it up to "not interested in a romantic relationship with anyone." It's possible that she went through a little "ace" phase, but I believe it was nothing more than a tactic to get him to leave her alone.
 
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