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Has anyone been backing up new Chris videos?
only TRUE and HONEST fans do that :autism:
I have all of my Chris content backed up on microfilm and stored in an underground temperature-controlled vault, preserved for generations to come.
yawwwn, wake me up when you begin converting CLog datastreams into raw machine language and transcribing it onto granite tablets
 
Cole believes Barb lied to him about his father. He has no proof, he's just bitter because Barb is a trashy, redneck whore.

As far as I could tell, Cole's only evidence, which he takes for definitive proof, is that Barb wasn't actually married to who she claims was the father. Don't know what the hell that proves.
 
As far as I could tell, Cole's only evidence, which he takes for definitive proof, is that Barb wasn't actually married to who she claims was the father. Don't know what the hell that proves.
And the name being similar. Which admittedly is kind of a bitch move, naming your kid after someone else you banged. And apparently Barb had a history of sleeping around, though to what exact extent we can only speculate.

Different topic entirely: it occurs to me that Chris hasn't been seen wearing his glasses in a long while. I can't imagine he'd tolerate contacts and wouldn't spring for lasik. Can we assume he broke them a long time ago and is now walking around in a haze?
 
Different topic entirely: it occurs to me that Chris hasn't been seen wearing his glasses in a long while. I can't imagine he'd tolerate contacts and wouldn't spring for lasik. Can we assume he broke them a long time ago and is now walking around in a haze?
He still has his glasses. This photo was taken a week ago:
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What are CWC's video game skills like?
He did a couple of Let's Plays last year. Consensus was he wasn't very good.
 
oh here's a good one, has Chris ever shared his social security with anyone online?

Hope he hasn't but still...
 
seriously, why do Chris' videos always have the weirdest vids associated with them? I never log into youtube and try to limit what they collect from me (basic stuff, IPs cycled, cookies are wiped, referrers are forged, canvas-fingerprinting data forged etc.) so it's not likely related to any content I search out....

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I assume this one is due to the date/number string so it's not a great example, but they are almost always random, unrelated and bizarre. I can't be the only one...
 
So, it's a well-known fact that one of Chris's deepest obsessions is Sonic the Hedgehog, with Pokémon and MLP coming in a close second. Since Chris was in Elementary School, Sonic has literally defined his life in some form or another, from the Watch & Win Sweepstakes to the creation of Sonichu to the Sonic Boom incident. It's gotten to the point that Chris is used as the poster boy for everything wrong with the Sonic fandom (which given the high rate of autism and cringe in said fandom, says something about Chris).

But what I have always wondered is what would it take for Chris to give up on Sonic, whether it be hating Sonic outright or just forgetting about Sonic (and possibly Sonichu) completely? Would it take another obsession of an equal level? If the blue arms nonsense that got him arrested wasn't enough to make him reconsider his obsession, what would be? Or is such a thing even possible?
 
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But what I have always wondered is what would it take for Chris to give up on Sonic, whether it be hating Sonic outright or just forgetting about Sonic (and possibly Sonichu) completely? Would it take another obsession of an equal level? If the blue arms nonsense that got him arrested wasn't enough to make him reconsider his obsession, what would be? Or is such a thing even possible?

We will find out when Barb dies.
 
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