Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Dr. Arinsu said:
Has or will Chris improve on art? For how long someone draws I wonder if xhe would improve.
Click to expand...
It's hard for that lolcow to improve drawing skill when "xhe" uses that really awkward pen grip. And there's been no significant improvement I can see.

Heal Thy Burgers said:
Chris’ retarded pen grip also most definitely hinders his drawing ability.
Click to expand...
 
I see, well I guess the more he spends times doing shit that isn't honing in on art practice the more it wouldn't look like shit.
 
You know the more I think about it the more I think if Chris had won the contest and Megan had gone on a trip with him I think Chris really would have raped Megan. First because he was not nearly as out of shape then as he became and he was clearly much bigger than she was, Second because as he said repeatedly this was his one chance to lose his virginity so he would have been determined to make it happen no matter what Megan said or did, and third because in a lot of the movies at the time that Chris took his ques from Megan would have "owed" him sex for the trip and in a lot of them even if the girl said "no" if the guy did it any way she would give in and end up loving it, remember Chris said that he thought he could talk her into having his kids if they went on the trip so he clearly didn't care about her wishes.

I really think Chris was planning to just ignore Megan and just force her to fall in love with him by having sex with her because that is what was shown in a lot of media in the early 2000s, I really think he would have crossed the line into a full blown rapist if he had won the contest.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
You know the more I think about it the more I think if Chris had won the contest and Megan had gone on a trip with him I think Chris really would have raped Megan. First because he was not nearly as out of shape then as he became and he was clearly much bigger than she was, Second because as he said repeatedly this was his one chance to lose his virginity so he would have been determined to make it happen no matter what Megan said or did, and third because in a lot of the movies at the time that Chris took his ques from Megan would have "owed" him sex for the trip and in a lot of them even if the girl said "no" if the guy did it any way she would give in and end up loving it, remember Chris said that he thought he could talk her into having his kids if they went on the trip so he clearly didn't care about her wishes.

I really think Chris was planning to just ignore Megan and just force her to fall in love with him by having sex with her because that is what was shown in a lot of media in the early 2000s, I really think he would have crossed the line into a full blown rapist if he had won the contest.
Click to expand...
NFS

But Megan has given her answer to Chris regarding any future meetups

:aug:
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
First because he was not nearly as out of shape then
Click to expand...
True, but... that's not saying much. Case in point, you only have to rewatch the Parappa video. He quickly gets out of breath from something that would not even qualify as geriatric aerobics.

Plus, he is a gigantic pussy, one good ol' slap on his fat face and he would violently piss his pants just from the auditive shock of it.

In a nutshell, Chris would be as competent as a rapist as he is at everything else.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
he clearly didn't care about her wishes
Click to expand...
"Chris Chan" thinks dealing with "NPCs" other people works -- or should work -- like in some vidya: preform a certain set of steps, and one can get what one wants from them? Write a apology letter with either overly broad platitudes or specific derping what one wants? The other party un-bans. Give gifts to a girl? She falls in love, just like in Harvest Moon! Invite a girl -- who has repeatedly made it clear she does not want a relationship -- to some hotel, and offer a PSP? She becomes future mother of a "basically promised" child with a stripper-sounding name! And such an extreme solipsistic belief is also clearly the basis of that "special" idea "invention" of that "Date Ed" class -- preform a certain set of steps taught in such a freakshow class, and get the "boyfriend-free girl" (with always no apparent resistance or objection on the girl's part, BTW).

"Chris Chan" is a scummy imbecile with such bloated ego that he seems to think other folks are just "NPCs" with no minds of their own. It's why he talks at, instead of with?
 
Last edited:
BubbaRobot887 said:
I really think Chris was planning to just ignore Megan and just force her to fall in love with him by having sex with her because that is what was shown in a lot of media in the early 2000s, I really think he would have crossed the line into a full blown rapist if he had won the contest.
Click to expand...
Hence making a sweetheart from the ground-up. Megan just didn't know she was in love with him.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
You know the more I think about it the more I think if Chris had won the contest and Megan had gone on a trip with him I think Chris really would have raped Megan. First because he was not nearly as out of shape then as he became and he was clearly much bigger than she was, Second because as he said repeatedly this was his one chance to lose his virginity so he would have been determined to make it happen no matter what Megan said or did, and third because in a lot of the movies at the time that Chris took his ques from Megan would have "owed" him sex for the trip and in a lot of them even if the girl said "no" if the guy did it any way she would give in and end up loving it, remember Chris said that he thought he could talk her into having his kids if they went on the trip so he clearly didn't care about her wishes.

I really think Chris was planning to just ignore Megan and just force her to fall in love with him by having sex with her because that is what was shown in a lot of media in the early 2000s, I really think he would have crossed the line into a full blown rapist if he had won the contest.
Click to expand...


The only way i see it happening if Megan for drunk that she has trouble walking straight. Or not she would of gone with the door knob defense: twist and pull.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Plus, he is a gigantic pussy, one good ol' slap on his fat face and he would violently piss his pants just from the auditive shock of it.
Click to expand...
D is for Stupid said:
The only way i see it happening if Megan for drunk that she has trouble walking straight.
Click to expand...
Realistically, had "Honor Roll" won that contest against all odds (so sorta realistically), I think Megan would just have flat out refused to go with him in the first place.
 
Last edited:
So y'all think that flutter is just blonde Megan?
🤔🤔
1757184252217.webp
1757184252217.webp
 
King Kiwi said:
So y'all think that flutter is just blonde Megan?
🤔🤔
View attachment 7878193View attachment 7878193
Click to expand...
If you mean: Is she literally Megan with a dye job pulling some long con on Chris? then no.

But if you mean that she's his latest obsession, then yes.

Despite the criteria Chris wrote out on his "attraction signs" over the years, he was never too terribly particular about his women. He said he wanted a "cute girl", but some of the women he was seen with (such as "The Hambeast" or "The Wallflower") were objectively unattractive, and Chris didn't mind one bit. And he has never been looking for a relationship; he has always just been looking for a willing (or at least non-objecting) hole to put his bent duck. He is too self-centered to have a true emotional relationship with another person. If a woman is willing to spend time with him, that's enough for him to fall for her -- nothing else really matters.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
If you mean: Is she literally Megan with a dye job pulling some long con on Chris? then no.

But if you mean that she's his latest obsession, then yes.

Despite the criteria Chris wrote out on his "attraction signs" over the years, he was never too terribly particular about his women. He said he wanted a "cute girl", but some of the women he was seen with (such as "The Hambeast" or "The Wallflower") were objectively unattractive, and Chris didn't mind one bit. And he has never been looking for a relationship; he has always just been looking for a willing (or at least non-objecting) hole to put his bent duck. He is too self-centered to have a true emotional relationship with another person. If a woman is willing to spend time with him, that's enough for him to fall for her -- nothing else really matters.
Click to expand...
When will you people learn it's Caden with a wig on?

I meant more like the hairstyle. Flutter and Megatron both have that horrible '80s hairstyle.
 
King Kiwi said:
When will you people learn it's Caden with a wig on?

I meant more like the hairstyle. Flutter and Megatron both have that horrible '80s hairstyle.
Click to expand...
It's possible the thicc bangs remind Chris of Megan, but again, I don't even think that factors in. He'll fall head-over-heels for any woman who will willingly spend time with him.

As for Megan, I always thought her hair suited her fairly well. Plus, that was around the time when Zooey Deschanel and her whole manic pixie dream girl thing was popular, so nerd girls everywhere were trying to emulate her schtick.
 
How many times in the hundreds of videos Chris has put out has he displayed a genuine strong emotion? Almost everything he does feels very performative, like he knows he's supposed to feel a certain way and he knows that people who feel said way act a certain way, so he plays pretend. Most of his "breakup" videos are like this. He'll put on this ridiculous, mopey voice and lay down and talk about how sad he is, but he's clearly not.

The only times I can think of are THAT IS MY HOUSE (and even that felt kind of put on except for his temper tantrum at the end), that one time he was yelling at BlueSpike not to sell his PSN account, and allegedly the Black Tape or whatever where according to @Marvin he cried his eyes out. That may have been the only documented case of Chris showing an emotion other than anger, unless you count "anticipating sex" to be an emotion.

Has Chris ever laughed? Like a real, genuine laugh?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQHotel Mario "No"

Seems that the only genuine emotions that freak ever feels is rage. Idiotic rage. "High functioning" autism my ass.
Click to expand...
It's really weird, and is something I never really thought about until recently. Clearly he's capable of finding things funny, like his stupid fucking Random Access Humor and certain scenes from cartoons that he references, but the man nonetheless lives a life devoid of laughter as far as we know. Maybe it's just because when he's making his Captain's Logs he's being serious.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom