Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[D is for Stupid]

So far he's been to the mall looking at science books for who knows what reason

It's for caden, he's going to try and make meth now. Breaking tard season 2 is about to start.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's for caden, he's going to try and make meth now. Breaking tard season 2 is about to start.

I'm not sure. Chris has been out of the slammer for about two and a half years now, then you've got Caden who is on probation for the next few years.

Neither one can really stand to get into trouble right now and that's probably why they're keeping their noses clean as far as we know.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm not sure. Chris has been out of the slammer for about two and a half years now, then you've got Caden who is on probation for the next few years.

I'm a bit out of the loop with why Caden is facing legal trouble. Wasn't it something about drugs?

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm a bit out of the loop with why Caden is facing legal trouble. Wasn't it something about drugs?

He had a magic mushroom garden growing in his garage, yes.

At one point he's stayed at the Big Island House and that I think that's about all we know about him.

I don't think Chris ever brings him up (probably on his orders) and very rarely talks about Gutter, so it's safe to assume that since he no longer spills the beans everyone had done a pretty good job of making Chris keep his trap shut about what he and the rest of the Chandler handlers do personally.

Ergo, his lame ass Transformers videos and Sonic gameplays no one cares about.

Tbh, I think he enjoys making them in general and also pissing people off with his lack of giving them what they want.

He just pretends that what he's doing now is what people want even though he knows it's not.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm a bit out of the loop with why Caden is facing legal trouble. Wasn't it something about drugs?

He had a shroom grow operation in his apartment. A water leak (I believe someone said unrelated) resulted in maintenance going in and discovering the op.

Got this a little wrong. I found the relevant document. Maintenance was called over a sudden increase in water use in the building, which almost certainly was related to the grow op (and is one of the most common causes of getting busted along with increased electricity).

They went into the apartment, found the grow op, took pictures and immediately called the police, who obtained a search warrant and busted his dumb ass.

Here's the doc.

 

[King Kiwi]

Literal photographic evidence.

 

[mrgizmo]

it’s like 99% of the people who get involved with chris have nothing going for them, getting busted growing mushrooms is top tier retardedness

I feel like "my girlfriend died in a wildfire" or "my girlfriend turned out to be a male psychopath" or "who I thought was my friend was extorting me" or "my house burned down and all of my stuff was destroyed" would all be great reasons to show some emotion regardless of how autistic you are. It's just so weird how the man's life was an endless flow of tragedy yet he had to pretend to be sad.

i honestly believe that chris is too self centered to actually give a reaction, the guy was told that his “gf” died in a wildfire and then proceeded to get trolled into believing that he’s flirting with another girl in the span of maybe days

 

[King Kiwi]

it’s like 99% of the people who get involved with chris have nothing going for them, getting busted growing mushrooms is top tier retardedness

Tbf, Caden did come from a well-off family before he was cut off I believe and does have some tech marks and business savvy.

But doesn't necessarily translate to being a smart, mature individual unfortunately.

I failed to remember before but he did get a speeding ticket as someone previously mentioned.

Our guy's been laying low, at least trying into blend in the background.

He's not out here flaunting himself like he did four or five years ago, I'll also give him that.

 

[AnOminous]

it’s like 99% of the people who get involved with chris have nothing going for them, getting busted growing mushrooms is top tier retardedness

Doing it in an apartment is peak retardation. Even if the water thing wasn't going to get noticed, landlords or their employees often come in for various maintenance and other reasons. If you're going to do that shit, do it on your own property and try to have well water.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Doing it in an apartment is peak retardation. Even if the water thing wasn't going to get noticed, landlords or their employees often come in for various maintenance and other reasons. If you're going to do that shit, do it on your own property and try to have well water.

Slight power level here,

It doesn't take that much water at all. If you have a room dedicated to growing shrooms, you wouldn't use a lot of water. Probably a bathtub worth for 4 to 6 weeks of operation, once you're trying to grow the shroom after you have them colonize the substrate.

Tin foil hat time: I think he got snitched on to be honest. A deal went bad, someone got jealous, or someone saw him dealing. Remember caden has no friends and his family pretty much disowned his ass when he got arrested so I think it's not far fetched someone will snitch on him. He's annoying cocky ssshole after all. So they snitched to the apartment, send the maintenance guy to stop a "leak" and they found the drugs.

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't take that much water at all. If you have a room dedicated to growing shrooms, you wouldn't use a lot of water. Probably a bathtub worth for 4 to 6 weeks of operation, once you're trying to grow the shroom after you have them colonize the substrate.

Well, it SHOULDN'T. But Caden is a complete retard, and I think he probably triggered some weird thing with his water use. The biggest drug retard I ever knew actually bought water when growing shrooms (he utterly failed but he didn't get busted).

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Remember caden has no friends

I remember deep diving into his associates and they were all.... very strange. Seemed to move around a lot, just kind of drifting type people. He did get the Praetor group together but then most everyone in it disappeared as soon as the incest thing came out and I assume haven't been interacting with him and his pet tard.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Slight power level here,

It doesn't take that much water at all. If you have a room dedicated to growing shrooms, you wouldn't use a lot of water. Probably a bathtub worth for 4 to 6 weeks of operation, once you're trying to grow the shroom after you have them colonize the substrate.

Tin foil hat time: I think he got snitched on to be honest. A deal went bad, someone got jealous, or someone saw him dealing. Remember caden has no friends and his family pretty much disowned his ass when he got arrested so I think it's not far fetched someone will snitch on him. He's annoying cocky ssshole after all. So they snitched to the apartment, send the maintenance guy to stop a "leak" and they found the drugs.

I agree that the mushrooms wouldn't be what significantly increased his water usage. It's possible he really did have a leaking toilet or something.

It sounds like he was growing quite a lot though - five plastic totes worth - so I figure he was planning on selling them, not just growing for personal use. That said, psychedelic mushrooms are easy to grow.

If you see someone at the store buying like ten bags of Uncle Ben's microwaveable brown rice (or a similar brand), there is now a method where you basically inject the spores or liquid culture into those bags and let it grow. Apparently that is the right moisture level for the shrooms, and it comes already sterilized. When the bags are colonized by mycelium they are broken up into bulk substrate and moved to plastic 6 quart shoeboxes where they fruit. There's a subreddit for this, /r/unclebens, and they have an extensive guide.

Psilocybe mushrooms are easy to grow by beginners as long as you avoid contamination. There are also grow bags available on sites like eBay that already come with sterile substrate, and various online sellers dealing in spore syringes and liquid culture, and the spores are legal in the US, aside from Georgia, Idaho, and California. The mushrooms themselves fall under the Controlled Substances Act due to the presence of psilocybin.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Now people think Chris is a sex hungry monster, but I'm of the opinion he is, just not with actual fucking. He had said that it took him more than 15 minutes to ejaculate and his masturbation habits in his 20s were I think about twice a week.

From High School onward, Chris was on a lot of varying amounts of medication that smothered his sex drive and inhibited his ability to get/maintain an erection, from antipsychotics, to cholesterol treatments, blood pressure medication, and then SSRIs and hormones (on top of the BP meds), and lately even stronger antipsychotics again. Being overweight and eating like shit also decreases male sex drive on top of all of those things.

Chris is and always was oversexualized (because of his developmental delays making him view sex abnormally), but even without a preexisting genetic condition his sex drive is still low and some of the frustration certainly comes from his physical inability to perform the way he wants to.

Thank you for reading my break down of why CWC's shit don't spit.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Neither one can really stand to get into trouble right now and that's probably why they're keeping their noses clean as far as we know.

Chris would be the perfect guy to have a grow op or "magical potion" lab at the house Caden bought simply because even if Chris does get caught, he won't get charged due to the autism deferral. He'll go through some process but as soon as the tard card gets thrown down, out he goes.

The worst thing would be keeping Chris from blowing the place up, though with a shroom grow op, that'd be a little easier for Chris to mind.

 

[Black Yoshi]

The Love Quest in a nutshell

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I'm not sure. Chris has been out of the slammer for about two and a half years now, then you've got Caden who is on probation for the next few years.

Neither one can really stand to get into trouble right now and that's probably why they're keeping their noses clean as far as we know.

Do we happen to know if Caden is required to take periodic drug tests? If he's on probation for growing mushrooms I would think he would be expected to take them, and it would probably be a dipstick test like your usual ten panel ones. But those generally don't include psilocybin. It's not normally a high priority for law enforcement. Police normally want to focus on more dangerous drugs that ruin people's lives through addiction, overdose, or car accidents, plus marijuana because stoners are easy to arrest and help them inflate their numbers for more funding.

 

[MadStan]

I totally deserve to die.

I was in a hotel and got on the elevator. The hotel had kids events so lots of kids. In the elevator is a mum and cute little boy all of 4 or so years of age. On his right side of his face were these perfectly placed red dots done in a very neat pattern like artwork - in fact I had even seen some make-up commercial where the side of a face is dotted; so I figured it was kid art.

I leaned down and said “what’s that on your face? Are you pretending to be a lizard?”. Silence ensued. A blank stare from the mum.

Then came the explanation. “He has a skin condition, it’s a birth mark”. I shrunk into a singularity smaller than a black hole. I tried to find a way out so I said “really? It’s so symmetrical it is like art”.

Then that singularity got smaller. The rest of the 5 seconds in that elevator felt like an eternity.

Later I would find out he had gone to treatment and so the red swells were evenly placed from the laser treatment.

I totally, deserve to die.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Chris would be the perfect guy to have a grow op or "magical potion" lab at the house Caden bought simply because even if Chris does get caught, he won't get charged due to the autism deferral. He'll go through some process but as soon as the tard card gets thrown down, out he goes.

The worst thing would be keeping Chris from blowing the place up, though with a shroom grow op, that'd be a little easier for Chris to mind.

Is the implication that Chris is somehow employed by Caden in a drug production operation? Chris? The guy who isn't capable of reliably wiping his own ass?

No wonder meth labs always blow up.

I totally deserve to die.

I was in a hotel and got on the elevator. The hotel had kids events so lots of kids. In the elevator is a mum and cute little boy all of 4 or so years of age. On his right side of his face were these perfectly placed red dots done in a very neat pattern like artwork - in fact I had even seen some make-up commercial where the side of a face is dotted; so I figured it was kid art.

I leaned down and said “what’s that on your face? Are you pretending to be a lizard?”. Silence ensued. A blank stare from the mum.

Then came the explanation. “He has a skin condition, it’s a birth mark”. I shrunk into a singularity smaller than a black hole. I tried to find a way out so I said “really? It’s so symmetrical it is like art”.

Then that singularity got smaller. The rest of the 5 seconds in that elevator felt like an eternity.

Later I would find out he had gone to treatment and so the red swells were evenly placed from the laser treatment.

I totally, deserve to die.

Did you then do your Donald Duck impression and make the kid cry? Draw an unflattering caricature of the mom?

 

[King Kiwi]

I totally deserve to die.

I was in a hotel and got on the elevator. The hotel had kids events so lots of kids. In the elevator is a mum and cute little boy all of 4 or so years of age. On his right side of his face were these perfectly placed red dots done in a very neat pattern like artwork - in fact I had even seen some make-up commercial where the side of a face is dotted; so I figured it was kid art.

I leaned down and said “what’s that on your face? Are you pretending to be a lizard?”. Silence ensued. A blank stare from the mum.

Then came the explanation. “He has a skin condition, it’s a birth mark”. I shrunk into a singularity smaller than a black hole. I tried to find a way out so I said “really? It’s so symmetrical it is like art”.

Then that singularity got smaller. The rest of the 5 seconds in that elevator felt like an eternity.

Later I would find out he had gone to treatment and so the red swells were evenly placed from the laser treatment.

I totally, deserve to die.

This morning I asked an elderly couple if they needed any help loading their groceries because they were having some mobility issues as nicely as I could and the wife gave me a death glare (not unlike flutter) and the husband just kind of smiled at me benignly.

I berated myself the entire time going home.

And that was just me feeling bad for them and trying to be nice, imagine how much embarrassment the gal pals probably felt having to interact with Chris at school.

This just proves that Flutter's insane; you have nothing to worry about.