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Chris should open up a lipstick lesbian nail salon.
It would really help a lot.
It would really help a lot.
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In 30 years, Chris will be 65 years old, most likely ready for retirement. Do you think mabey he will continue to draw Sonichu well into his 80's , or will he not live to be 65? Will he be taking care of 110 year old Barb? Or still asking his 89 year old half brother for financial help? Will he still be a tomgirl? Will the kiwi's continue to discuss him or will he be forgotten? Will he have a sweetheart by then?
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He'll be in the dirt where he belongs.
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You can't retire if you've never worked a day in your life.
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In 30 years, we'll have the technology to quickly and inexpensively grow true and honest vaginas on people. Chris will have dozens.
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LesbianSleepoverParty
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Whatever the new way to beg for money online is in 30 years, that's what he'll be doing
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Simpsons ...er I mean, Anime already did it
Chris already has enough boobs, thanks.
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Is this the irl Crystal Weston Chandler?
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It's everything our autistic hero imagined his daughter to be. Remember, she was writing a diary and looking after her brother while in daycare.
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It bothers me you give Chris' loins this much credit.
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Can you imagine how fucked Crystals life would be if Chris miraculously managed to procreate? Entire generations of weens would grow up stalking the Chandler dynasty.
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Entire generation of Kiwis will give her money.
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What would you do if Chris Chan had a crush on you?
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Tell him to fuck off, what else?
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Chris should wear his hair in a bun, wear a mumu and crazy glue a lego cube on to his forehead. Then he should get one of those rascal scooters with a big front basket to put his dogs shmoopy and poopy in and drive around in that. "Son-chu mach 2", and put little MLP stickers on it.
That way when he meets a cute lesbian he can put this thing....
....on his forehead and fuck her with it like a unicorn.
That way when he meets a cute lesbian he can put this thing....
....on his forehead and fuck her with it like a unicorn.