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Okay, this has probably been done before but, which Hogwarts house would Chris be placed in?

Caden would flunk out of the hufflepuff house because he can't even grow mold.

Cabbage would be house slytherin as she seems to avoid cameras pretty well using dark arts.

Chris would never go as he couldn't afford flight to platform 9 3/4 like the miyamoto saga.
 
How could you leave out the passing of the Internet lumberjack. That was the worst honor roll of all.

"I-it was almost as bad as... yeah... as bad as t-that time my theoretical ex Jackie made me spend $9 on a cake and fart on it!" (Chris, most probably)
 
Caden would flunk out of the hufflepuff house because he can't even grow mold.

Cabbage would be house slytherin as she seems to avoid cameras pretty well using dark arts.

Chris would never go as he couldn't afford flight to platform 9 3/4 like the miyamoto saga.
You just know he would be Peter pettigrew, betray all his friends and live for 12 years as a rodent to escape justice.

Dear God, it's like real life.
 
I accidentally googled Etsy instead of going to Etsy, and the first fucking result is the Sonichu medallions:
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What gets me about this "Saga" is how streamlined and "well managed" it is.

Chris only interacts with the internet if it's to do obviously scripted content or sell us stuff, he never reacts when people catch him in the wild or film him in his gal pal, there's never anything sensational anymore and the only thing remotely interesting about him anymore is the ongoing mystery of flutter.

It's almost like the 15 or 16 years of infamy never happened and he bypassed all of what has happened to him with minimal scarring.

He gets to do whatever he pleases and didn't really have to suffer anything in the long run.
 
I find it interesting that despite Bob and Barb praising Chris to the point he became convinced he was Jesus Christ that when they were asked to make a video listing what he had done with his life they couldn't do it.

Do you think deep down they knew Chris was worthless and they were just gaslighting him every time they told him how amazing he was?
 
I find it interesting that despite Bob and Barb praising Chris to the point he became convinced he was Jesus Christ that when they were asked to make a video listing what he had done with his life they couldn't do it.

Do you think deep down they knew Chris was worthless and they were just gaslighting him every time they told him how amazing he was?
That implies a level of self awareness Chris just doesn't have. Though honestly I have my doubts that he even knows what self awareness is.
 
I was depressed a while back and have been watching a lot of old Chris videos. I took some Xanax and NyQuil to help get over this cold I have been having. I was watching "THAT IS MY HOUSE" and then that one with the sound of Bob yawning and/or dying followed it when I fell asleep.

I had this dream and it was so vivid. Bob came into my room, but he wasn't moving any of his appendages. His eyes were wide open and his pupils were red. He was hovering like six inches off the ground and just staring straight forward. He had on a button up flannel, overalls and tight jeans showing of his manly bulge. I don't know why I did this, but I reached out and caressed his bulge and I could feel this turgid feeling and this throbbing. I gragged myfinger across it and this fleshy, throbbing, bulbous member ripped straight across the fly, leaving his zipper hanging in the cool Autumn breeze. I grabbed it ad manipulated it a bit and tried to bendit in my index finger and thumb, but the tensile strength was great. His seemly, feral uncircumsized member was pulsing and the blood running through the bent blue vein of his cock beat as though his heart was still alive. He looked down at me and said, "listen boy, get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there." This confused me because I am caucasian. From my closet though, a Nigerian man in a pickle suit emerged. He walked fluidly and was very human unlike Bob. As the Niggo walked forward Bob began to float backward and say "I got no black ass. I got no black ass. I got no black ass." I was confused, frightened and frankly, aroused.

As Bob floated backwards the Pickle suited Niggo removed a 19" cock from his suit and began to stroke it while looking at me. I finally up and asked "What is going on, Mr. Chandler?" Bob retorted "SPOOFING." I responded "What?" And Bob exclaimed "SPOOFING. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G."

The Niggo smacked me and I rolled over. I sleep naked, so he saw his opportunity; there was easy access. He penetrated me and was relentless. I could feel my prostate being irritated by the bulbous nature of his cock as my asshole tore under the stain of his Zulu penis. I could feel tensing sensations and knew he was almost complete. My hips were squeezed as he ejaculated into my digestive tract. Bob's in the corner spontaniously orgasming, his cock shooting load after load of cum like a whip cream filled water pistol. The African Gherkin laid across me and nibbled on my ear and whispered "I am Batman". I say "huh?" as I hear a clang in the corner. It's Bob and he has an axe. "Get away from that Internet, I'm cuttin' it down" he says as he comes down across the cable running to mycomputer. I pass out.

I woke up and there was an axe laying next to my fractured cable line. To this day I wonder what really happened that night. I have tried every mix of xanax and NyQuil I can get my hands on. I have been to treatment 14 times for xanax addiction. I don't care though. I just need to just one more time get back to the time in my life when I was cucking Bob.
 
Do you think deep down they knew Chris was worthless and they were just gaslighting him every time they told him how amazing he was?

Yes. Barb, to me at least, is a leech that thinks she's a catch. Bob is accomplished man even that his other kids actually turned out to be pretty successful or lived fulfilling lives. So when retard Chris was born, barb thought he was going to be smart because of Bob and Bob thought the same. They didn't want to believe that chris was retarded and thought that he will grow out of it since bob has smart kids.

A catch and a genius Chris was going to be.

That implies a level of self awareness Chris just doesn't have. Though honestly I have my doubts that he even knows what self awareness is.


I think this very intresting. I do think chris is aware but his ego doesn't let him
, especially in the past. And Chris always got his way, for example chris changed his name from christopher to christian.When he was ten years old. So if he believed it, he would think it would manifest into reality. He knows some things are bull shit but he's willing to ignore that.Because he wants it to be real so bad.

Random ramblings below. Feel free to correct my dumbass

His ego was nurtured by bob and barb. He was taught that everything he does is right. And if it was wrong, it was somebody else's fault or something out of his control. One thing that he learned though, through that process is that if he's the victim, he does get extra attention or care thus feeding his ego.

For example he calls himself a high functioning autist. Being autistic gives you privileges and excuses for bad behavior. But gives the negative commutation of having mental issues. He calls himself high functioning because he's trying to convey that he is an able person, but please give him the victim card of an autist. He doesn't date them because he's not autist, he's high functioning.

I do believe chris is aware of his bullshit. Not that his art sucks but the thought that sonichu and cwcville is real for example. Chris is been a loaner and most of his interaction was online. His life sucks, his house sucks, he sucks, and any escape would be better. And if you believe in it hard enough it can manifest.

Compound it with his ego and self entitlement you get this train thought.
"I want to be in charge because i'm smart. I would design a place to be awesome with free soup too. Ill name it after myself. It doesn't exist but only special people like me can reach it. In fact it does exist and you can't go there and it's protected by transformers. Mmm yeah. "

How pushes himself Jesus is really is really absurd and can only be explained by his ego and his autistic tendencies. Of course, he's an exaggerator as well because of the victim points he can gather. Remember everything he does is on purpose. If he's at any fault, it was because of something out of his control or someone else's fault.

But this goes the other way as he believes he's greater than most or all. As he will have delusions of his own city, he would have delusions on himself of course.
 
For example he calls himself a high functioning autist. Being autistic gives you privileges and excuses for bad behavior. But gives the negative commutation of having mental issues. He calls himself high functioning because he's trying to convey that he is an able person, but please give him the victim card of an autist. He doesn't date them because he's not autist, he's high functioning.
I have to wonder if he still has a super huge ego as a coping mechanism. Like you say, Chris does have a lot of self reflection and any conclusion he gets from it, is that he's just a retarded piece of shit. There's been times where he has admitted he fucked up, they're rare, but they're there. I think a lot of people who gloss over Chris's autism think he just can't form these thoughts or have any sort of self reflection, and I think that was the way he was treated in school by certain teachers, then there were others that just didn't put up with his shit at all. He remembers Mrs. Sanford a lot, who was probably extraordinarily nice to him, then he also remembers being dragged to the principal's office by his ankles and "writhing on the floor" when his locker was searched for some thing.

I talked to a coworker a long time ago who was about Chris's age and in school at the time, about how kids that were "off" were treated. Generally the actual retards were segregated into their special classes and no one picked on them, but then there were other kids that sounded a lot like Chris. They could get to school, generally do the work, learn, but were just "off". Like you could tell something was definitely up with them. They didn't have any friends because they were weird, and most of the teachers would just expect them to do the work, but a few, mostly women, would be a bit softer with them. It really sounded like Chris's experience.

I believe his Jesus larp, and wanting to control everything comes from this too. I've noticed the more Chris's life goes to shit, the grander he thinks of himself, and then in prison for boinking his mother, an absolutely vile thing, suddenly he's actually Jesus Christ, someone a lot of the world loves who is a good person. That Chris Chan guy certainly isn't, but Jesus is! Chris had absolutely no control in his jail situation, nor did he have any trolls to blame. At most, he explained it as some hairbrained "test" in order to see if Bella and Null were loyal, and that was the reason he was caught. I don't even think he went as far as to claim the recorded call was fabricated, which means he really did understand he fucked up, badly, yet could only really worm his way into a very retarded excuse. It really wasn't until he got out that he realized just how many people knew, believed and blamed him for doing what he did that he had to do that video where he sternly declares that he didn't do anything with Barb, thinking that if he just says that, then that's good enough.

You can see some glimmer of his self loathing coming through lately where he said he was sorry for being a jerk, and I think he'd be a lot more of a mess if he was just sitting in some low rent motel somewhere, stewing all alone, which is what he deserves, much more than being Caden and Flutter's pet tard.
 
I think a lot of people who gloss over Chris's autism think he just can't form these thoughts or have any sort of self reflection, and I think that was the way he was treated in school by certain teachers, then there were others that just didn't put up with his shit at all.

And "Chris always right" narrative will outweigh his conscious and feed into his delusions. He wants it and deserves it because he can excuse it because he's always right.

I believe his Jesus larp, and wanting to control everything comes from this too. I've noticed the more Chris's life goes to shit, the grander he thinks of himself, and then in prison for boinking his mother, an absolutely vile thing, suddenly he's actually Jesus Christ, someone a lot of the world loves who is a good person

Yeah! Bonus victim points for jesus died for sins.


Even when he does apologize it's with rage because he admits fault but when he does he blames other people that tricked him into fault. Like "I can do anything I want to with no consequences. And if there is, it's your fault."
 
I find it interesting that despite Bob and Barb praising Chris to the point he became convinced he was Jesus Christ that when they were asked to make a video listing what he had done with his life they couldn't do it.

Do you think deep down they knew Chris was worthless and they were just gaslighting him every time they told him how amazing he was?
My guess is that Chris told them that he had millions of fans worldwide and that Barb and Bob, being old and clueless, thought he did have that many fans but didn't really understand what he did. This is based on no actual evidence, just my hunch
 
My guess is that Chris told them that he had millions of fans worldwide and that Barb and Bob, being old and clueless, thought he did have that many fans but didn't really understand what he did. This is based on no actual evidence, just my hunch
Yet they believed that the bizarre cult (that ended up being this site) who were hassling him from every continent on the planet other than possibly Antarctica were all locals persecuting him. I honestly don't think they had any grasp on what was actually going on.

It's easy to mock these boomers for not getting it, but there was really nothing they could have known that would have made "an international conspiracy of weirdoes formed and they're purposefully taunting and tormenting our son using magic Internet waves" an even remotely reasonable explanation for what was going on.

If you tried to explain Chris-Chan and his troll cloud to a normie at the time, you'd have sounded like an utter lunatic even if you were simply laying down the facts.
 
If Chris had an official felony conviction for the incest (or hitting Snyder, or anything else), would he have been denied entry to Finland because of this?
 
If Chris had an official felony conviction for the incest (or hitting Snyder, or anything else), would he have been denied entry to Finland because of this?
Not really unless

Chris can't leave the country because he's on probation.
Or
Chris was convicted and was appling for a visa of some sort.

The visa one varies but that's on the country you're applying for and how they view those crimes.
 
Yet they believed that the bizarre cult (that ended up being this site) who were hassling him from every continent on the planet other than possibly Antarctica were all locals persecuting him. I honestly don't think they had any grasp on what was actually going on.

It's easy to mock these boomers for not getting it, but there was really nothing they could have known that would have made "an international conspiracy of weirdoes formed and they're purposefully taunting and tormenting our son using magic Internet waves" an even remotely reasonable explanation for what was going on.

If you tried to explain Chris-Chan and his troll cloud to a normie at the time, you'd have sounded like an utter lunatic even if you were simply laying down the facts.
Reminds me of Muggles trying to understand magic.


talked to a coworker a long time ago who was about Chris's age and in school at the time, about how kids that were "off" were treated. Generally the actual retards were segregated into their special classes and no one picked on them, but then there were other kids that sounded a lot like Chris. They could get to school, generally do the work, learn, but were just "off". Like you could tell something was definitely up with them. They didn't have any friends because they were weird, and most of the teachers would just expect them to do the work, but a few, mostly women, would be a bit softer with them. It really sounded like Chris's experience.

I believe his Jesus larp, and wanting to control everything comes from this too. I've noticed the more Chris's life goes to shit, the grander he thinks of himself, and then in prison for boinking his mother, an absolutely vile thing, suddenly he's actually Jesus Christ, someone a lot of the world loves who is a good person. That Chris Chan guy certainly isn't, but Jesus is! Chris had absolutely no control in his jail situation, nor did he have any trolls to blame. At most, he explained it as some hairbrained "test" in order to see if Bella and Null were loyal, and that was the reason he was caught. I don't even think he went as far as to claim the recorded call was fabricated, which means he really did understand he fucked up, badly, yet could only really worm his way into a very retarded excuse. It really wasn't until he got out that he realized just how many people knew, believed and blamed him for doing what he did that he had to do that video where he sternly declares that he didn't do anything with Barb, thinking that if he just says that, then that's good enough.

You can see some glimmer of his self loathing coming through lately where he said he was sorry for being a jerk, and I think he'd be a lot more of a mess if he was just sitting in some low rent motel somewhere, stewing all alone, which is what he deserves, much more than being Caden and Flutter's pet tard.
My retinas....those megagraphs!!!

It's never any kid's fault they are the "weird kid" and in a world where kids get made fun of for existing, it's not always their fault they haven't got friends.

But... It's not the other kids' fault either.

We live in a world where we have to make perpetual jokes in an endless cycle of nonsense in order to get through the day or pretend like we don't care.

I never truly believe someone when they say they don't care. It's like saying you can't trust people, you HAVE to trust people to some degree.

At the end of Chris's life, he will account for no one but himself. Everyone will.

I wish he hadn't have done what he did but this guy needed some better support system. If it couldn't be friends, it should have been family.

It's not Chris's family's "fault" although you can always point as parents but then ... They didn't know much about autism in the 80s and they certainly didn't understand the internet.

I'll never regret the Sagas but Chris should have gotten a real chance, a real chance with a real support system even if it wasn't a big one.

I think we all know he didn't have one, not one that understood him...enough.

Chris (as a child) deserved a safe home and love from a family that would have done anything to help him. Every kid does. He would never have been perfect but he could have been better.
 
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Chris (as a child) deserved a safe home and love from a family that would have done anything to help him. Every kid does. He would never have been perfect but he could have been better.

I know Bob loved him, not sure about barb. To be honest, she gives me the vibe that she's indifferent about chris's well being unless it bothers her at the immediate moment.

The issue Bob was too stubborn to ask for real help. If he did Chris would be in a better place. At times it takes a village to raise a child.
 
I know Bob loved him, not sure about barb. To be honest, she gives me the vibe that she's indifferent about chris's well being unless it bothers her at the immediate moment.

The issue Bob was too stubborn to ask for real help. If he did Chris would be in a better place. At times it takes a village to raise a child.
I definitely think that Barbara loves Chris in her own way but she's one of those indulgent mothers.

You have to remember that Chris grew up in the 80s and '90s when consumerism was rampant (I mean it still is but it was just getting in the swing of it) and what are two retired old people with a little gullible tard baby to do?

Lazy, pampered, entitled and ultimately believes he's Jesus Christ.

Something went wrong and it wasn't something he was born with.
 
I believe his Jesus larp, and wanting to control everything comes from this too. I've noticed the more Chris's life goes to shit, the grander he thinks of himself, and then in prison for boinking his mother, an absolutely vile thing, suddenly he's actually Jesus Christ, someone a lot of the world loves who is a good person. That Chris Chan guy certainly isn't, but Jesus is! Chris had absolutely no control in his jail situation, nor did he have any trolls to blame. At most, he explained it as some hairbrained "test" in order to see if Bella and Null were loyal, and that was the reason he was caught. I don't even think he went as far as to claim the recorded call was fabricated, which means he really did understand he fucked up, badly, yet could only really worm his way into a very retarded excuse. It really wasn't until he got out that he realized just how many people knew, believed and blamed him for doing what he did that he had to do that video where he sternly declares that he didn't do anything with Barb, thinking that if he just says that, then that's good enough.

And "Chris always right" narrative will outweigh his conscious and feed into his delusions. He wants it and deserves it because he can excuse it because he's always right.

I forget the name of it but there is a term for this, something stemming from a classical Greek or Roman story. Chris's ego, his unwarranted sense of self importance, tendency towards magical thinking, poorly developed extremely childish intellect and honestly just general personality combine to make him almost incapable of any form of self reflection.

Sadly for him his ego is large an has a very soft white underbelly so he does feel attacks to his own self worth so when he does get wounded in the feefees he doubles down by puffing up the rest of his ego, this is how we've ended up with him believing himself to be a god across all dimensions and all powerful but with the nice get out of jail free card of "This realities limits" explaining why he can't do the magic he claims he's capable of.

The sadder part of this is deep down he knows this is all a cope, like when he was caught dancing with Magichan and talking to him he's playing make believe he earnestly wishes his this where the case but he knows it's not real. In the two cases I just mentioned it's important to put it in a environmental context.

He was in a public place surrounded by people having a happy time with friends an loved ones, all smiling and laughing dancing just being human and then there is him sitting on his own nobody to talk to, nobody to dance with, just sitting there on his own feeling miserable in a sea of happiness. Rather than trying to find some other like minded soul an kindling a spark of friendship he retreated into his own happy place and brought up Magichan who's his ultimate Mary Sue self insert power fantasy who only has eyes for him, see's his undoubted greatness etc an dances with him, talks with him an entertains him as the final boss of his ego from the crushingly desperate loneliness he was feeling in that moment.

This is what happened with the Test he retroactively set Null an Bella "No I cant be fooled an manipulated again, I knew all this to begin with this was a test of your faith in me" he did this to cushion himself from the reality he knew that he had really fucked up this time an Mummy, Daddy and Magichan couldn't help him this time, big boy consequences are soon going to follow.

Sadly his Ego and enough time had passed that allowed him to spin up more and more personal defences that just built upon the last delusion when he felt the sharp stab of reality into his shrivelled and warped conscious, add in him only having a bible for entertainment after decades of sautéing his brain with nothing but children’s media with it's meaning so telegraphed Samuel Morse himself would be proud he took the writings he liked an grafted them onto his own personality modifying them to fit and we ended up with him being God.

It's easy to mock these boomers for not getting it, but there was really nothing they could have known that would have made "an international conspiracy of weirdoes formed and they're purposefully taunting and tormenting our son using magic Internet waves" an even remotely reasonable explanation for what was going on.

A lot of people today, even people who where around at the time forget how misunderstood the internet and internet culture of the time was, the internet was a big scary thing to a lot of people (and still is unless it's siloed into a walled Garden like Facebook or Reddit etc).

Bob had a technical understanding of Computers, not a social one. Barb just about knew it existed anything beyond that was while not beyond there ability to understand it was something they didn't have to as they didn't interact with the internet beyond what was happening to Chris and they just wrote it off as "Some local kids bullying our special needs child and using the computer to do it".

I'm not judging the mortality of Trolling Chris here, as with adult hindsight I can see the obvious negative impact it had on Chris an his already defective mind but I can see why Bob an Barb didn't react well because they honestly couldn’t frame the scope of what was happening to Chris in a way they could understand.

If Chris had an official felony conviction for the incest (or hitting Snyder, or anything else), would he have been denied entry to Finland because of this?

It can do, I forget the entrance requirements for EU member states but a lot of them have Visa free barriers for crimes over a certain level as a whole the EU has a baseline but countries are free to set the bar higher. Chris got off lightly an didn't get anything really that would stop him from not requiring a visa and while he's in his own words "Famous on the internet" to real authorities he's a nobody and is safely ignored.

What does puzzle me is how he got a passport to begin with, the list of people who can sign off on passport photographs varys country to country but there is a rough international standard of professional in good professional standing, with a documented proof of there bonifiedes to the relevant authorities of the issuing nation or body.

Chris isn't the sort of person who knows that sort of person and the ones he did know cut him off after the whole Barb fiasco, so people like Church Leaders an possibly his Doctor are off the cards, it is possible he did it the hardway an go through the interview process to prove who he was without the signature on his pictures but he showed no signs of stress that process would have caused him having said that he didn't blab about leaving the country either so it's possible someone did all the legwork for him an coached him to keep quiet about it.

The whole situation's quite bizarre and one day he will spill the beans but until then it's all speculation and the more time passes any recollections Chris has will be wildly inaccurate and will need third party verification or someone to join the dots with what we do have.
 
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