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Remember how Bob paid those girls at Chris's school to hang out with him? Chris mentioned his love quest to Borb a lot, including in ChandlerFamilyChrismas2004 when he made Bob read the card about his love quest. Why didn't Bob just hire a stripper from the bar for Chris to loose his virginity? After all, Bob is very good at picking up skanks at the bar.
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
Remember how Bob paid those girls at Chris's school to hang out with him? Chris mentioned his love quest to Borb a lot, including in ChandlerFamilyChrismas2004 when he made Bob read the card about his love quest. Why didn't Bob just hire a stripper from the bar for Chris to loose his virginity? After all, Bob is very good at picking up skanks at the bar.
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Wasn't that a troll that said that Bob paid them.
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
Remember how Bob paid those girls at Chris's school to hang out with him? Chris mentioned his love quest to Borb a lot, including in ChandlerFamilyChrismas2004 when he made Bob read the card about his love quest. Why didn't Bob just hire a stripper from the bar for Chris to loose his virginity? After all, Bob is very good at picking up skanks at the bar.
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Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Wasn't that a troll that said that Bob paid them.
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Barb has confirmed to Chris that Bob did indeed pay the gal pals... so unless Barb has some hidden agenda that requires shattering the memory of Chris's choldhood, it's probably a true story. However, I wouldn't put it past Barb to do something that cruel to exert control over Chris either. However, the most likely story is still that Bob in some way either paid the girls to babysit Chris or that the high school rewarded/compensated them in some other way.
 
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I thought that Bob only paid one girl to watch, or hang out with Chris when he was young. Wasn't it a girl that he went to elementary school with and she moved away? I think it was his first friend, and he was upset when she moved away.
 
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@Marvin Thanks for the link. I've been following Chris off and on since 2008. I don't think that Barb or Bob paid Chris' gal pals money, I think they laid a guilt trip on the girls to pity Chris.
 
Paige Matheson said:
@Marvin Thanks for the link. I've been following Chris off and on since 2008. I don't think that Barb or Bob paid Chris' gal pals money, I think they laid a guilt trip on the girls to pity Chris.
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did MHS have a community service requirement?

Marvin said:
They arranged it, probably through the principal.
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If they weren't paid in cash, how could the galpals get extra credit for going to the birthday party if it happened off school property and was not under school supervision? were they just too polite to say no or couldn't think or a good excuse to avoid it? Did Borb or a principal guilt them into coming?
 
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When was Chris first found by the net?
 
Did Kacey and Liquid Chris tried to help him or it was just a subtle form of trolling never seen before? I'm listening to the phone calls between Chris and Kacey and some conversations don't sound trollish at all, it sounds like genuine caring talks
 
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RedHawk said:
Did Kacey and Liquid Chris tried to help him or it was just a subtle form of trolling never seen before? I'm listening to the phone calls between Chris and Kacey and some conversations don't sound trollish at all, it sounds like genuine caring talks
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I mean it's real genuine advice Chris could have taken to improve his life, but done knowing Chris would be too lazy to follow through on it. The joke is even when you give Chris real help, he won't accept it. Chris doesn't want the answers to the test, he just wants to get a 100% without taking it.
 
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normankrasner said:
did MHS have a community service requirement?
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Not sure. Apparently service learning as a graduation requirement is pretty rare in the US.
normankrasner said:
If they weren't paid in cash, how could the galpals get extra credit for going to the birthday party if it happened off school property and was not under school supervision? were they just too polite to say no or couldn't think or a good excuse to avoid it? Did Borb or a principal guilt them into coming?
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Oh, I wasn't talking about the birthday party. Just hanging out with him at lunch. I'm sure if they're already hanging out with him at lunch and one day he says "hey, can you come to my birthday party saturday?", they probably would've just said yes.
 
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Would Chris have accepted fat nerdy gal pals, or only the conventionally attractive/mainstream fashionable ones he had?
 
Assuming she makes it that long, will Barbara die when Sonic Forces come out and Chris forgets to feed her because he'll be too busy playing with his Sonichu insert?
 
Another possible entry for the minor rip-off pile:

Is Unga-Wunga - the Cherokian love call, apparently - derived from "Ugg-a-Wugg," the song from Peter Pan? Chris developed a slight affinity for Golden Age musicals from his parents, and Pan's TV broadcasts in the 50s and 60s would be prime nostalgia material for Barb.
 
Would you rather is a game where a person is given two scenarios, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one. You can post your own in this thread. All must be CWC related. I'll start.
Would you rather;
1. Wash Chris's clothes by hand for a month
Or
2. Give Barb a rimjob for 10 mins
 
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