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Financhu Crisis said:
Would you rather is a game where a person is given two scenarios, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one. You can post your own in this thread. All must be CWC related. I'll start.
Would you rather;
1. Wash Chris's clothes by hand for a month
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2. Give Barb a rimjob for 10 mins
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why not both?
 
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That's a lot of pills Chris is taking, what are they?
Note the Harry Potter movie and huge stack of PS4 games too
 
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Ok guys and gal-pals, maybe this topic has already come up (I'm pretty sure it has actually) but I found out today, after finishing the Kayce's saga, that Chris doesn't really want a girl! Before you tell me that "DUH! he gay!" listen to me!

First off: Yes, one of the greatest appeals of CWC is his fails in getting laid, and his constant trolling with misc females and random dudes pretending to be girls. So, why a guy who always chased sweethearts on the internet and declares himself a Lesbian (or a gaybian, whatever tickle your china) wouldn't want a girl at all, like I'm stating in this post? Well, I think is because CWC doesn't understands interpersonal relations and is confused on his own stand on the matter...

Let me explain:

Chris is fascinated with the idea of "being normal", to him, being normal is having a job (in an office, the most cliché job in existence), form a family with a white, blonde, thin wife (like you see on TV or in movies), having a daughter (his desires to look at something "pretty") and moving out of his house with his new family.

This is very very very reinforced with the conversations with Kacey, which I noted that some of them were actually pretty caring and honest. Kacey pushed Chris to get a job, jog, clean his room, tried to coerce him into eating healthy, etc, etc... Which of course, Chris didn't do. And this is the part that fascinate me and intrigue me: Chris never had a friend like Kacey, one who called him everyday, listened to him, gave him tough love and also talking and confiding in Chris some things (mostly fake, but it doesn't matter), yet he couldn't separate the fact the she was a girl from a friend. He wanted to bone her more than anything in the world, but (and I realize this today) NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED HER, BUT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT IS THE NORM BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

So, following that same train of thought I started to look at the emails he and Megan exchanged and I noted the same thing... He's trying to reach out to her, confiding things of his day, asking her to elaborate on her things and so and so, but always trying to hit on her or saying really creepy and weird shit. Same with the Jackie and Julaaaaaaaaaaay Sagas (although a lot less intimate).

So, I concluded that Chris doesn't really want a girl. He just want to "fit in", to be normal. If you also listen to the Lars call, you can tell that he starts to talk like a black guy just because he wants to "fit in" in the conversation (also with the Kacey's father call, he does the same too). And I think that Chris has so ingrained in his head that he "as a man" must constantly hit on women because that is "the way to fit in" in society. He watches a lot of television and is very evident that he acts and thinks like he is a character in a show (more so with his delusion of grandeur), a show where he always get the girl and the PSN account. The PandaHalo saga and the Julaaaaaay saga, both depict girls who "needs saving", and guess who goes to try to save them? without calling the police? or alerting his parents he is in Ohio? or actually checking if the brush fires were real? yep, CWC thinks he is in a show, and he is the main character. But this is not delusion of his part alone... This was made by the trolls (God bless them all in all his glory), to reinforce that stereotypical conduct on CWC. Therefore, Chris only wants to "fit in" in whatever role he is associated for him, because he doesn't want to know better.

In retrospective, Chris Chan never wanted a sweetheart. He subconsciously just wanted a good friend, one to point him in the right direction of life, take him out to party or make him socially interact with other people. He just wanted to be normal, but his views on society stemmed instead from shows on television, family guy, anime and Sonic, which culminated in today Chris Chan: A fat, egocentric piece of shit, still proclaiming his lovequest on the internet the only place where his voice is still heard.
 
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RedHawk said:
Ok guys and gal-pals, maybe this topic has already come up (I'm pretty sure it has actually) but I found out today, after finishing the Kayce's saga, that Chris doesn't really want a girl! Before you tell me that "DUH! he gay!" listen to me!

First off: Yes, one of the greatest appeals of CWC is his fails in getting laid, and his constant trolling with misc females and random dudes pretending to be girls. So, why a guy who always chased sweethearts on the internet and declares himself a Lesbian (or a gaybian, whatever tickle your china) wouldn't want a girl at all, like I'm stating in this post? Well, I think is because CWC doesn't understands interpersonal relations and is confused on his own stand on the matter...

Let me explain:

Chris is fascinated with the idea of "being normal", to him, being normal is having a job (in an office, the most cliché job in existence), form a family with a white, blonde, thin wife (like you see on TV or in movies), having a daughter (his desires to look at something "pretty") and moving out of his house with his new family.

This is very very very reinforced with the conversations with Kacey, which I noted that some of them were actually pretty caring and honest. Kacey pushed Chris to get a job, jog, clean his room, tried to coerce him into eating healthy, etc, etc... Which of course, Chris didn't do. And this is the part that fascinate me and intrigue me: Chris never had a friend like Kacey, one who called him everyday, listened to him, gave him tough love and also talking and confiding in Chris some things (mostly fake, but it doesn't matter), yet he couldn't separate the fact the she was a girl from a friend. He wanted to bone her more than anything in the world, but (and I realize this today) NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED HER, BUT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT IS THE NORM BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

So, following that same train of thought I started to look at the emails he and Megan exchanged and I noted the same thing... He's trying to reach out to her, confiding things of his day, asking her to elaborate on her things and so and so, but always trying to hit on her or saying really creepy and weird shit. Same with the Jackie and Julaaaaaaaaaaay Sagas (although a lot less intimate).

So, I concluded that Chris doesn't really want a girl. He just want to "fit in", to be normal. If you also listen to the Lars call, you can tell that he starts to talk like a black guy just because he wants to "fit in" in the conversation (also with the Kacey's father call, he does the same too). And I think that Chris has so ingrained in his head that he "as a man" must constantly hit on women because that is "the way to fit in" in society. He watches a lot of television and is very evident that he acts and thinks like he is a character in a show (more so with his delusion of grandeur), a show where he always get the girl and the PSN account. The PandaHalo saga and the Julaaaaaay saga, both depict girls who "needs saving", and guess who goes to try to save them? without calling the police? or alerting his parents he is in Ohio? or actually checking if the brush fires were real? yep, CWC thinks he is in a show, and he is the main character. But this is not delusion of his part alone... This was made by the trolls (God bless them all in all his glory), to reinforce that stereotypical conduct on CWC. Therefore, Chris only wants to "fit in" in whatever role he is associated for him, because he doesn't want to know better.

In retrospective, Chris Chan never wanted a sweetheart. He subconsciously just wanted a good friend, one to point him in the right direction of life, take him out to party or make him socially interact with other people. He just wanted to be normal, but his views on society stemmed instead from shows on television, family guy, anime and Sonic, which culminated in today Chris Chan: A fat, egocentric piece of shit, still proclaiming his lovequest on the internet the only place where his voice is still heard.
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It's almost as if Chris has autism or something, isn't it OP?
 
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there is literally nothing new in redhawks post. Anyone who spends 5 minutes around autistics can see that a lot of them have an obsession on the thing they believe would make them normal, be it partner, job, car
 
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RedHawk said:
Ok guys and gal-pals, maybe this topic has already come up (I'm pretty sure it has actually) but I found out today, after finishing the Kayce's saga, that Chris doesn't really want a girl! Before you tell me that "DUH! he gay!" listen to me!

First off: Yes, one of the greatest appeals of CWC is his fails in getting laid, and his constant trolling with misc females and random dudes pretending to be girls. So, why a guy who always chased sweethearts on the internet and declares himself a Lesbian (or a gaybian, whatever tickle your china) wouldn't want a girl at all, like I'm stating in this post? Well, I think is because CWC doesn't understands interpersonal relations and is confused on his own stand on the matter...

Let me explain:

Chris is fascinated with the idea of "being normal", to him, being normal is having a job (in an office, the most cliché job in existence), form a family with a white, blonde, thin wife (like you see on TV or in movies), having a daughter (his desires to look at something "pretty") and moving out of his house with his new family.

This is very very very reinforced with the conversations with Kacey, which I noted that some of them were actually pretty caring and honest. Kacey pushed Chris to get a job, jog, clean his room, tried to coerce him into eating healthy, etc, etc... Which of course, Chris didn't do. And this is the part that fascinate me and intrigue me: Chris never had a friend like Kacey, one who called him everyday, listened to him, gave him tough love and also talking and confiding in Chris some things (mostly fake, but it doesn't matter), yet he couldn't separate the fact the she was a girl from a friend. He wanted to bone her more than anything in the world, but (and I realize this today) NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED HER, BUT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT IS THE NORM BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.

So, following that same train of thought I started to look at the emails he and Megan exchanged and I noted the same thing... He's trying to reach out to her, confiding things of his day, asking her to elaborate on her things and so and so, but always trying to hit on her or saying really creepy and weird shit. Same with the Jackie and Julaaaaaaaaaaay Sagas (although a lot less intimate).

So, I concluded that Chris doesn't really want a girl. He just want to "fit in", to be normal. If you also listen to the Lars call, you can tell that he starts to talk like a black guy just because he wants to "fit in" in the conversation (also with the Kacey's father call, he does the same too). And I think that Chris has so ingrained in his head that he "as a man" must constantly hit on women because that is "the way to fit in" in society. He watches a lot of television and is very evident that he acts and thinks like he is a character in a show (more so with his delusion of grandeur), a show where he always get the girl and the PSN account. The PandaHalo saga and the Julaaaaaay saga, both depict girls who "needs saving", and guess who goes to try to save them? without calling the police? or alerting his parents he is in Ohio? or actually checking if the brush fires were real? yep, CWC thinks he is in a show, and he is the main character. But this is not delusion of his part alone... This was made by the trolls (God bless them all in all his glory), to reinforce that stereotypical conduct on CWC. Therefore, Chris only wants to "fit in" in whatever role he is associated for him, because he doesn't want to know better.

In retrospective, Chris Chan never wanted a sweetheart. He subconsciously just wanted a good friend, one to point him in the right direction of life, take him out to party or make him socially interact with other people. He just wanted to be normal, but his views on society stemmed instead from shows on television, family guy, anime and Sonic, which culminated in today Chris Chan: A fat, egocentric piece of shit, still proclaiming his lovequest on the internet the only place where his voice is still heard.
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Does Chris even care about Sonic or Pokemon anymore? It feels like Christine should just trash Sonichu and make some new character based on MLP or this Dolan. Like she's just just stuck on Sonichu because it's "her thing" and can't imagine moving on, but does not have any real connection to it anymore.

a new character that means something to the current Chris could be a better vehicle for working out their issues through as Sonichu used to be.
 
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Ok but what if Chris[Insert a thing he's already done]

Orkeosaurus said:
I predict that Chris is going to barely notice that game. Sure he'll buy it but Chris is very unpredictable about what games he actually spends time on.
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Yeah so far Chris hasn't made a peep about the new sonic game, especially since it has character customization. All we've heard him talk about are MLP, gender, Legos, and money.
 
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