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Mister Baranavichy said:
Honest question - is it even worth it to try to get back into watching Chris-chan?

I'm of the honest opinion that most of what was good died with Bob, as after it literaly became a permament begging saga and it all became mostly about money, baring some adventures of course.

What about now? Are we past the twilight years? Is anything going on now or has there been that is worth catching up on?
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As someone who's been following Chris for over a decade at this point.... The best way to follow Chris is just to completely forget about him for years on end until some megadrama happens. We usually get months or years of minor, seemingly unconnected updates. Chris sperging about Sonic's arm's not being colored to his wishes. A Facebook post where he is concerened about Nazis in CWCville. A strangelely well-edited animation uploaded to his YouTube video.

Then, something major happens. He maces a Gamestop employee. Some creepy troll gets doxxed. Some animator that turned about to be a complete psychopath gets him to admit to a crime that utlimately leads to him spending 2 years in jail.

All of the drama leads to swaths of people to start digging into everything from the months/years leading up to the incident. As people begin connecting the dots, it all starts to make sense.

The truth is, with Chris, he will always find himself in some dramatic situation that will lead to gawking. With or without the involvement of the trolls. With whats going on currently, his frequent trips to Finland, his seemingly first legitimate relationship with Flutter... Something is going to happen. He'll have some relationship drama with Flutter and chimp out. Possibly doxxing and/or threatening her exactly like he did with Megan all the way back in '09. Then, there will be a new wave of interest in Chris and people will once again start connecting the dots.
 
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Did anyone ever figure out what Sonichu is trying to say here?
 
Strawb3rry said:
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Did anyone ever figure out what Sonichu is trying to say here?
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From Chris's official audiobook:
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So the joke is you don't have to tell Sonichu twice, but you would if it was the stone age because if it was then Sonichu would be a caveman and cavemen are dumb. If this still doesn't make much sense then congratulations, you are not the insane autistic mother-fucker known as Christian Weston Chandler.
 
So do you guys think Chris is "normal" now? I mean it's very obvious that's what they're trying to do make Chris "normal". It's like trying to teach a giraffe how to ice skate or something... Giraffes just can't ice skate and Chris has never been normal.

And I mean plenty of people do tar and piss streamings and podcasts and stuff, so that doesn't inherently make Chris weird but having some weird shit hobbies he's into.

Is this Chris trying to maybe return to what he was like pre-internet just without the attraction signs?

I mean, I know the real Chris can be dull but... It really is just bizarre to see Chris go so long without a tussle with the law or being indoctrinated into a cult or something.

Not saying that Caden or Flutter are saints but they don't seem to be majorly screwing Chris up behind the scenes. It really is like they've tried to make him at least passable in society. Which is just... Still really bizarre. Chris just moderately being offbeat but otherwise boring and "normal" is one of the most bizarrest things I've ever seen on the internet.
 
King Kiwi said:
So do you guys think Chris is "normal" now? I mean it's very obvious that's what they're trying to do make Chris "normal". It's like trying to teach a giraffe how to ice skate or something... Giraffes just can't ice skate and Chris has never been normal.

And I mean plenty of people do tar and piss streamings and podcasts and stuff, so that doesn't inherently make Chris weird but having some weird shit hobbies he's into.

Is this Chris trying to maybe return to what he was like pre-internet just without the attraction signs?

I mean, I know the real Chris can be dull but... It really is just bizarre to see Chris go so long without a tussle with the law or being indoctrinated into a cult or something.

Not saying that Caden or Flutter are saints but they don't seem to be majorly screwing Chris up behind the scenes. It really is like they've tried to make him at least passable in society. Which is just... Still really bizarre. Chris just moderately being offbeat but otherwise boring and "normal" is one of the most bizarrest things I've ever seen on the internet.
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Even a perpetual manchild like Chris-Chan has to grow up and become a regular adult with a partner sometime once he finally met a boyfriend-free girl, no matter if she's as oddball as he is. He can only hope he hasn't destroyed every shred of his manhood with the titty skittles he was taking off and on and the bent duck can still rise to the occasion. Then again, he was able to hit the barbussy so I assume it still can.

Fertility is much more in doubt though, I don't expect Crystal Weston Chandler has good chances to be born to live under the curse of being the spawn of a convicted motherfucker.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Even a perpetual manchild like Chris-Chan has to grow up and become a regular adult with a partner sometime once he finally met a boyfriend-free girl, no matter if she's as oddball as he is. He can only hope he hasn't destroyed every shred of his manhood with the titty skittles he was taking off and on and the bent duck can still rise to the occasion. Then again, he was able to hit the barbussy so I assume it still can.

Fertility is much more in doubt though, I don't expect Crystal Weston Chandler has good chances to be born to live under the curse of being the spawn of a convicted motherfucker.
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That's the thing.

Despite her extremely questionable taste (blergh) in men (barely), she's not that much of an oddball.

At least not when they're in public.
 
King Kiwi said:
So do you guys think Chris is "normal" now?
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Not really. I believe without any security blanket (the temple, the money, the Barb), Chris realizes he has to play ball or be homeless and without Internet.

This is unfortunately of his own design. When your house is being paid for by Caden and you have no other options, unfortunately you have to play ball or else.
 
King Kiwi said:
So do you guys think Chris is "normal" now?
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I wouldn't call Chris "normal" by most definitions of the word. It's not normal to live in a weird house in the middle of nowhere owned by some drug-dealing twerp. It's not normal for so many strangers on the internet to follow his every move online. It's not even normal to jet off to Finland for months at a time without family back there to see or business interests in the country.

I would say that Chris has been tamed.

At long last, he has learned which of his actions have the most negative of consequences for him (e.g., engaging with strangers online, chimping out publicly, oversharing personal information) and suppressed those actions.

But he is not domesticated. He is still a major weirdo. He can suppress his animal instincts for absurdity, but they haven't fully gone away. That's why he still sometimes dresses like a 5-year-old girl and prattles on about Transformers and, most damningly, still believes himself to be Jesus Christ.

Chris can perform tricks for his handlers and seems to avoid falling into the same old "Classic Era" pitfalls that he used to, but his brain is still broken, and there's no telling what he's capable of. He's more like a tiger who has been in captivity for many years away from the wild, being handfed by humans. than he is like a pet dog who is the product of generations of domestication. There's still a very real chance that he will metaphorically bite the leg off of a Vegas magician.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I wouldn't call Chris "normal" by most definitions of the word. It's not normal to live in a weird house in the middle of nowhere owned by some drug-dealing twerp. It's not normal for so many strangers on the internet to follow his every move online. It's not even normal to jet off to Finland for months at a time without family back there to see or business interests in the country.

I would say that Chris has been tamed.

At long last, he has learned which of his actions have the most negative of consequences for him (e.g., engaging with strangers online, chimping out publicly, oversharing personal information) and suppressed those actions.

But he is not domesticated. He is still a major weirdo. He can suppress his animal instincts for absurdity, but they haven't fully gone away. That's why he still sometimes dresses like a 5-year-old girl and prattles on about Transformers and, most damningly, still believes himself to be Jesus Christ.

Chris can perform tricks for his handlers and seems to avoid falling into the same old "Classic Era" pitfalls that he used to, but his brain is still broken, and there's no telling what he's capable of. He's more like a tiger who has been in captivity for many years away from the wild, being handfed by humans. than he is like a pet dog who is the product of generations of domestication. There's still a very real chance that he will metaphorically bite the leg off of a Vegas magician.
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The only way to domesticate him is to have proper formative years where he would gotten proper professional help.

I don't think he's Jesus Christ anymore but he does think hes a holy being. The meds from the group home to now curb that imo.
 
Give me all the clocks as I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this.

Remember when Chris said that "[trolls] shipped [him] with that Snorlax"? I ran this sentence through the Dimensional Merge filter. If imaginary = reality, then he wasn't accusing people of inventing a lie that sent him to jail. He was accusing them of willing the incest into existence.
 
King Kiwi said:
So do you guys think Chris is "normal" now? I mean it's very obvious that's what they're trying to do make Chris "normal". It's like trying to teach a giraffe how to ice skate or something... Giraffes just can't ice skate and Chris has never been normal.
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They might be trying to make him normal, but he is far from normal. Separate him from his tard wranglers for long enough and he'll cease to present himself as "normal." Or maybe something completely out of the blue will set him off. Give it time.

I also don't think Chris is actively trying to return to a pre-internet self, he's just behaving enough because other people have set ground rules for him lest he end up on the streets.
 
So I've watched bits and pieces of these skits of his... So yeah, you know how Chris can't sing?

Yeah he can't do voice acting, either.

I honestly tried to see if there was anything to these videos aside from the schizophrenic editing but...no.

I've skimmed through his comics they're... A little more interesting than his skits. Like I didn't really understand them before but it just looks like he has been brainstorming these for a while and just finally got around to doing them the last couple years.

I imagine he probably came up with more of them before he got his case dismissed.

The only attempts he makes to change the voices is he'll talk in a OG Chris voice and everything else is either where he sounds like he's plugging up his nose or has a head cold or both.

So he can't draw, can't sing, can't make original content or use original characters that aren't ripped from other characters and he can't do any voice acting.

Magi-Chan wasn't terrible, so I hadn't known that he really can't do anything other than make a convincing monotone and that's probably only cuz of the Chrism.

I'm starting to think Chris can't do anything creative competently.
 
King Kiwi said:
I'm starting to think Chris can't do anything creative competently.
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Can Chris do anything competently? That was what stuck out to me the most when I first discovered him; he was bad at everything. There was no subject or activity in which he showed any skill or ability.
 
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