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it was auctioned and scrapped most likely, So someone actually bought it and fixed then just became junk again anyways.

it could have ended up with ISIS like a former truck of a Texas plumber
https://www.usnews.com/news/article...e-decaled-truck-went-to-syria-settles-lawsuit

You guys remember that POS Cadillac Chris tried to sell for $5000 heres what happened to it
https://www.easyexport.us/vehicle-finder/lot-38786656/1997-cadillac-seville-clean-title-va-richmond
I had the VIN saved and looked it up.

have the VIN to the BMW saved?
 
Not our Chris butt...
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Also Doopie opened $25 icon commissions, do you think our Chris will buy?
 
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Given the increasingly less chances of Chris procreating, how will he react when he realizes he is not likely to sire/birth Crystal?
Will he create a pillow/doll/drawing substitute?
Will he go out of his way to introduce said object as his daughter?
Will he simply accept the truth?
Or will he hold out on fringe science providing the answer?

You guys remember that POS Cadillac Chris tried to sell for $5000 heres what happened to it
https://www.easyexport.us/vehicle-finder/lot-38786656/1997-cadillac-seville-clean-title-va-richmond
I had the VIN saved and looked it up.

The site blurs the image, but Google provides the unblurred one
38786656_01X.JPG


Yup, a real fixer-upper! ;)
 
Also, Barb's van has 95,000 miles, and Chris's blue focus has 92,000 miles, I found using the plates B Weston and Sonichu, I so wish I could find The original son chu the 94 Escort.
First one in Barb's van and second is Chris's focus
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Also, Barb's van has 95,000 miles, and Chris's blue focus has 92,000 miles, I found using the plates B Weston and Sonichu, I so wish I could find The original son chu the 94 Escort.
First one in Barb's van and second is Chris's focus
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Didn't Chris just get the Focus recently?

How the Hell has he managed to rack up that mileage in such a short amount of time?

Hell my car is from 2001 and it has around 4000 less miles on the clock!
 
Didn't Chris just get the Focus recently?

How the Hell has he managed to rack up that mileage in such a short amount of time?

Hell my car is from 2001 and it has around 4000 less miles on the clock!
A lot of cars like from places he got it from are former rental cars, it had around 70,000 when he got it in late 2014 so that makes sense, he's only driven 20,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.

Barb's van is very rarely driven, it's only been driven 5,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.
 
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A lot of cars like from places he got it from are former rental cars, it had around 70,000 when he got it in late 2014 so that makes sense, he's only driven 20,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.

Barb's van is very rarely driven, it's only been driven 5,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.
Wouldn't be surprised if Chris tries to sell that van soon.

A lot of cars like from places he got it from are former rental cars, it had around 70,000 when he got it in late 2014 so that makes sense, he's only driven 20,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.

Barb's van is very rarely driven, it's only been driven 5,000 miles the past 2 1/2 years.
Wouldn't be suprised if he tries to sell that van for 6000 using the mileage to justify it theres probably a mini hoard in it.
 
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Also, Barb's van has 95,000 miles, and Chris's blue focus has 92,000 miles, I found using the plates B Weston and Sonichu, I so wish I could find The original son chu the 94 Escort.
First one in Barb's van and second is Chris's focus
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the Focus was probably the cheapest car at the dealer with it being high mileage and they probably overpaid for it anyway since we all know the Chandlers don't haggle

Didn't Chris just get the Focus recently?

How the Hell has he managed to rack up that mileage in such a short amount of time?

Hell my car is from 2001 and it has around 4000 less miles on the clock!

it probably had a lot of miles on it when he got if, probably the cheapest car the dealer had and they likely still overpaid for it because we all know Chris will not haggle, the Focus is highly unreliable, and it will probably need a major repair soon since the Chandlers don't properly maintain their vehicles
 
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So we know that Chris has traced things multiple times throughout his comic, but has he ever freehand drawn something that wasn't complete trash?
 
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Has anyone talked about how Chris basically admits that he burned his house down at 15:50 during this interview?

He says that he put the extension cord on top of the door and that's where the fire had started but the proceeds to put the blame on everyone else in the house aswell.
 
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Has anyone talked about how Chris basically admits that he burned his house down at 15:50 during this interview?

He says that he put the extension cord on top of the door and that's where the fire had started but the proceeds to put the blame on everyone else in the house aswell.
Barb told him to do that. Barb was responsible for the house fire, both because of the hoard and because of the placement of the coffee maker.
 
Barb told him to do that. Barb was responsible for the house fire, both because of the hoard and because of the placement of the coffee maker.
Electrical safety was not in their best interest.
 
Also, Barb's van has 95,000 miles, and Chris's blue focus has 92,000 miles, I found using the plates B Weston and Sonichu, I so wish I could find The original son chu the 94 Escort.
First one in Barb's van and second is Chris's focus
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"We are in need of donations fer food".
Sell your van for $2000. Your too old to drive anyways
 

Has anyone talked about how Chris basically admits that he burned his house down at 15:50 during this interview?

Did anyone even watch this whole thing? I bailed about two minutes in because the combo of Chris and the even more autistic interviewer was causing brain damage.

Both Chris and Barb are morons. You never plug things with high voltage heating elements in them into some skinny-ass extension cord. There's a reason those appliances have short, thick cords. The heat from the resistance doesn't just heat up the element itself, it also heats up the cord. The thinner the wire connecting them, the faster it gets and the hotter it gets. It must have become frayed from opening and closing the door.

Also, those coffee makers don't stay hot for long, so it must have set the fire shortly after he pushed the button to make coffee, possibly from sparks dropping on piles of Barbage and setting them on fire.

Both Chris and Barb were too stupid to know this was a really, really bad idea and you never, ever do that.
 
I think I have the answer to Chris' tranny phase. The Bible really says nothing about being a lesbian but it has a lot to say about gay males.

By rationalizing himself as a lesbian, Chris gets to be ok with GOD and gets to be gay. Chris has also said he wants to get his wee little pee pee cut off, if that happens, in his mind he'd be a full girl and then can have sex with both boys and girls.

This has a good chance of being true because it makes use of a flawed, elaborate plan to loophole past a rule because if Chris is into girls like he claims then why does he want to get his little pee pee cut off?

I've also been wondering if Chris thinks a sex change means that he will become a real girl and be able to have childten?

Did anyone even watch this whole thing? I bailed about two minutes in because the combo of Chris and the even more autistic interviewer was causing brain damage.

Both Chris and Barb are morons. You never plug things with high voltage heating elements in them into some skinny-ass extension cord. There's a reason those appliances have short, thick cords. The heat from the resistance doesn't just heat up the element itself, it also heats up the cord. The thinner the wire connecting them, the faster it gets and the hotter it gets. It must have become frayed from opening and closing the door.

Also, those coffee makers don't stay hot for long, so it must have set the fire shortly after he pushed the button to make coffee, possibly from sparks dropping on piles of Barbage and setting them on fire.

Both Chris and Barb were too stupid to know this was a really, really bad idea and you never, ever do that.


I always believed that Chris set the fire himself because so many people had said that he will burn the house down. Being the money grubber he is, he probably got it in his head that millions of dollars would be paid out from insurance because it's amazing how much of his crap survived.

The thing that pisses me off is he is always chasing money but he calls Jews cheap and money hungry.

Is it possible that Chris treated the pokemon card game kinda like "Calvinball" from the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic? He created his own cards with made-up rules and tried to use them in the game...


He also did the same thing with Yugioh.

I think it had to do more with making up super powerful cards that nothing in game could compete with so that he could always win. In yugioh, didn't his virgin with rage card allow him to take control of all the opponents female cards and go into his deck and place any female character up to level 6 on his side until he had five monsters.

Some of his level 6 female monsters made summoned skull look like a weakling and effects that people would kill for.

I think one of his level 6 females had the effect that if virgin with rage was on the field and any monster on the field was attacked then the remaining 4 monsters attack would be added to that monster.

If we are using an attack like summoned skull, that becomes a monster with a 12,500 attack and an instant win.
 
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