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Lipitor said:
They sell them on the counter at gas stations and convenience stores hoping kids will impulse buy them. I'm sure that Chris couldn't resist.
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He's one of those that would get attracted to it like a moth!
 
Is anyone really shocked that his pateron...is doing very decent? I'm surprised with the idiots throwing money at him. 350 dollars a month to write shitty comics. Why is he complaining about paying grocery bills? A two person family can easily live off half of that monthly. He could get a part time job, and the combination of his pateron money and his tugboat is no small amount for doing basically jack shit.
 
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Lord of Cinder said:
Is anyone really shocked that his pateron...is doing very decent? I'm surprised with the idiots throwing money at him. 350 dollars a month to write shitty comics. Why is he complaining about paying grocery bills? A two person family can easily live off half of that monthly. He could get a part time job, and the combination of his pateron money and his tugboat is no small amount for doing basically jack shit.
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I am not surprised. Gullible autistic people think they are totally WEENing by giving him money. Remember the $1000?
 
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i wonder what chris would think if he read Sonic.exe both chris and the author of the story are very much alike
 
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He recently brought up his Cherokee indian "heritage"again, is he aware of tribal benefits?

If he was aware, would he even try applying for tribe membership in order to take advantage?

Whatever his claims might be I just want to see a video of him complaining about the indians being trolls and not giving him money after he waddled his pasty-white ass into their offices/teepees in the most offensive outfit yet.

Bonus if he tries proving it by singing and dancing to "What makes the red man red"
 
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This is a question for @Marvin or @LoveYouLongTime
What is the closest the reality Chris actually looks like, he uses so many different cameras and angles, which make him look almost 20-40 lbs lighter or heavier at any given moment? As well, does he look a lot grosser in real life?
 
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This is a question for @Marvin or @LoveYouLongTime
What is the closest the reality Chris actually looks like, he uses so many different cameras and angles, which make him look almost 20-40 lbs lighter or heavier at any given moment? As well, does he look a lot grosser in real life?
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I haven't seen Chris IRL in a few years.

But I would say he's got a very passive presence. He's such a big pussy. I don't even mean to insult him here, he's just a passive person IRL.

I don't know how much he weighs nowadays. A few years ago, he was like 210-220, which is solidly overweight for his height, but not obese. I don't think Chris gravitates to obesity like some people, because he doesn't eat that much. He pinches every last penny he has (he's cheap like only an old person would be) to save for legos, and so I don't think he really indulges himself foodwise.
 
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Marvin said:
I haven't seen Chris IRL in a few years.

But I would say he's got a very passive presence. He's such a big pussy. I don't even mean to insult him here, he's just a passive person IRL.

I don't know how much he weighs nowadays. A few years ago, he was like 210-220, which is solidly overweight for his height, but not obese. I don't think Chris gravitates to obesity like some people, because he doesn't eat that much. He pinches every last penny he has (he's cheap like only an old person would be) to save for legos, and so I don't think he really indulges himself foodwise.
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Didn't the one insanely autistic thing @Sonic Rainboom did by giving him $500 for no reason show pretty conclusively that he blew nearly the entire amount on Sheetz and McDonald's fast food?
 
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I'm surprised Chris hasn't chained his mom to her bed and took control of the house and money. As long as he gets her SSI check he has no need for her. It's not like anyone checks up on her to see how she doing. All she does is make things worse for him, taking money from his life insurance, hoarding the house ect.
He could lock her in a room and funnel meal replacement shake down her throat 3 times a day , and turn the house into a toy hoard covered in Lego and Sonichu. Why doesn't he do that?
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
I'm surprised Chris hasn't chained his mom to her bed and took control of the house and money. As long as he gets her SSI check he has no need for her. It's not like anyone checks up on her to see how she doing. All she does is make things worse for him, taking money from his life insurance, hoarding the house ect.
He could lock her in a room and funnel meal replacement shake down her throat 3 times a day , and turn the house into a toy hoard covered in Lego and Sonichu. Why doesn't he do that
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Power dynamics + :autism:

Chris still is mentally a child and the idea of imposing his will on his mother is beyond him. He also lacks the intelligence to understand he'd better off without her, or that she's the source of most of his misery. Finally, even if he got tired of Barb's shit, he lacks the cunning and balls for any kind of plan to subdue or lock her.
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
I'm surprised Chris hasn't chained his mom to her bed and took control of the house and money. As long as he gets her SSI check he has no need for her. It's not like anyone checks up on her to see how she doing. All she does is make things worse for him, taking money from his life insurance, hoarding the house ect.
He could lock her in a room and funnel meal replacement shake down her throat 3 times a day , and turn the house into a toy hoard covered in Lego and Sonichu. Why doesn't he do that?
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Chris is a dumb selfish jerk, but he isn't a psychopathic monster.
 
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I noticed in last years begging video Barb is sitting in the same place that she recently begged in "we need immediate funds please". Chris's play room with all his toys is right next to it. Perhaps Barb sits there all day watching Chris play with his toys, sing to Britney Spears, and make videos. Since she went downstairs after she asked Chris to buy cat food in the 1st new captians log video, mabey she hangs out in the old music room on that old shitty couch Chris filmed her on to beg for shakes.

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In case your curious, these are the meal replacement shakes that Chris and Barb drink, i tried one and it feels like I'm swallowing chocolate cement. They are $10.99 for a pack of 6. Chris mentioned he buys Barb enough to last a month, so assuming Barb drinks 3 a day, that's almost $180 a month on these shakes alone. 66 grams of sugar per day
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Should content pages like this on the CWCki continue to be updated or is that redundant since the content also gets posted to forums like this?
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Continue to be updated. People like me just want to see the posts or pages without the chaff. Having to dig through pages of people laughing at the retard just to see what the hell happens in Sonichu kinda blows.
 
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