Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Thanks for the feedback. I updated the pages containing his FB posts. Would anyone like to help add that kind of stuff to the wiki? Now that he's active on FB, Twitter, and Patreon, there's a lot of posts to add.
 
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DecrepitSimonla said:
Does anyone know why Chris thought drinking his cum would preserve it?
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Chris seemed to have a child-like understanding of how the body works. He might have thought that if you consume something your body automatically identifies it and puts in the right place. Like, if he drinks his cum it will go straight to his balls, thus he doesn't lose any "unborn child"

Gotta wonder if anyone ever told him his stomach "Disolved all his kids"
 
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SONCHU's paint job has held up pretty well considering it's sat on the drive year-round and has likely had zero cosmetic maintenance besides tacky bumper stickers.
 
We managed to get Chris on TV for his retardation at UVA Remembers Pulse. But that was small time. Now we must aim for national coverage.

American Idol in-person auditions begin August 17. Chris is extremely delusional about his singing ability so he would probably attend if he believed he had a good chance. When the producers see him in his My Little Pony outfit droning out an off-key falsetto of a Britney Spears song, they'll have to put him on the show as one of the memorable losers.

Chris is somewhat less gullible than before when it comes to unsolicitated email, so the sender would have to draft a very convincing letter from a faked "official" email address claiming American Idol producers have scouted Chris based on his Internet singing videos and would like him to show up for an audition in person (perhaps in Asheville, North Carolina).

Before anyone asks why I don't do this myself: it's an ambitious trolling job and I don't have the time on my hands to carry it out right now.
 
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tsarbomba said:
We managed to get Chris on TV for his exceptionalism at UVA Remembers Pulse. But that was small time. Now we must aim for national coverage.

American Idol in-person auditions begin August 17. Chris is extremely delusional about his singing ability so he would probably attend if he believed he had a good chance. When the producers see him in his My Little Pony outfit droning out an off-key falsetto of a Britney Spears song, they'll have to put him on the show as one of the memorable losers.

Chris is somewhat less gullible than before when it comes to unsolicitated email, so the sender would have to draft a very convincing letter from a faked "official" email address claiming American Idol producers have scouted Chris based on his Internet singing videos and would like him to show up for an audition in person (perhaps in Asheville, North Carolina).

Before anyone asks why I don't do this myself: it's an ambitious trolling job and I don't have the time on my hands to carry it out right now.
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Thanks for reminding me that school is out for summer.
 
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