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ChurchOfGodBear said:
Looking over the homework leaks, I'm really amazed at how Chris's life is so much worse than it could have been. Looking at his assignments, in some ways he seems positively average. That isn't to say he isn't lazy and dumb as dogshit-- he is. Chris has no idea how the US government works, how challenging it is to deal with a pregnancy or raise children, how to read english or speak basic spanish. He was an absolute failure of a student... but you know what? He's not alone in that. LOTS of people get through school without learning a damn thing and still go on to have lives. They might not be doctors and lawyers, but they still manage to do better than "Semi-homeless transvestite with a collection of stained pants and a weird relationship with mawmaw".

The new revelations show that Chris was indeed a total wash-out as a high school student... and yet, that doesn't change how it was still the best time in his life. Even factoring in that his "friends" weren't really his friends and likely couldn't stand him, it STILL doesn't change that this was still as good as his life was ever going to get.

Fuck, that's depressing.
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The most money i have made in my life was at jobs where i sweat, bleed, and hurt. There is a ton of money to be made if you will pick up a shovel. That is the difference.
 
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TaterBot said:
gotta chuckle, there.

Bold move, C-balls. :biggrin: Good luck w/that inquiring mind.
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I KNOW THE ANSWER IS YES, GODDAMMIT!

I know i wont figure out who, i just want confirmation its not some random numbnuts motherfucker from nowhere.

Chris should have a friend. Everyone needs them.
 
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Chikinballs said:
I KNOW THE ANSWER IS YES, GODDAMMIT!

I know i wont figure out who, i just want confirmation its not some random numbnuts motherfucker from nowhere.

Chris should have a friend. Everyone needs them.
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Chris has had friends. He just drove them off.
 
Does Chris still have his "biological clock" issues where he goes to sleep around sunrise and wakes up around noon? And what's his typical routine like nowadays?

>inb4 standard answer to a "what if" question
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Does Chris still have his "biological clock" issues where he goes to sleep around sunrise and wakes up around noon? And what's his typical routine like nowadays?

>inb4 standard answer to a "what if" question
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OPL's most recent Facebook post was made at 1:38am.

The earliest post he's made in his last 10 posts was made at 2:09pm.
 
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Serious Question

What will happen if another big event happens in Chris' life (namely if Barb passes or if they lose their home or something of that nature) and how will the people at the CWCKI react to it?

On one hand Chris was a bit of a jerk about the fire care package, but on the other I think people here would still legitimately want to help him regardless of his attitude.

Is there a unspoken contingency plan the main forumers have for Chris in case something bad happens again?

I'm just curious, sorry if this is a stupid question.
 
Dean Ween said:
Serious Question

What will happen if another big event happens in Chris' life (namely if Barb passes or if they lose their home or something of that nature) and how will the people at the CWCKI react to it?

On one hand Chris was a bit of a jerk about the fire care package, but on the other I think people here would still legitimately want to help him regardless of his attitude.

Is there a unspoken contingency plan the main forumers have for Chris in case something bad happens again?

I'm just curious, sorry if this is a stupid question.
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We know what we'll be doing when he dies
 
Dean Ween said:
Serious Question

What will happen if another big event happens in Chris' life (namely if Barb passes or if they lose their home or something of that nature) and how will the people at the CWCKI react to it?

On one hand Chris was a bit of a jerk about the fire care package, but on the other I think people here would still legitimately want to help him regardless of his attitude.

Is there a unspoken contingency plan the main forumers have for Chris in case something bad happens again?

I'm just curious, sorry if this is a stupid question.
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The care package was more of a gesture than anything that would practically help Chris. We're not really capable of helping Chris if something serious happened. Either Chris is fucked or he'll survive. Nothing we do could change the outcome of that.
 
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I kind of wondered about why Chris recycled his own semen. And then it hit me. There was an early episode of Family Guy where Stewie Griffin meets a potential brother in Peter's testicles. So my theory on this is Chris gets this idea that the baby that would be Crystal is already formed and only that sperm cell can create Crystal. So, hence he recycled his own semen.

Sperg theory, but eh, that's what this forum is for.
 
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I get the sense this is an old quesiton,but when Barb does die ( perhaps soon.. havent heard about her in a while), will the Greene county social services make sure chris doesnt die, or will he become a homeless tranny with a few months of his moms passing? Im not trying to A-log I really just wanna know
 
Pine Tar said:
I kind of wondered about why Chris recycled his own semen. And then it hit me. There was an early episode of Family Guy where Stewie Griffin meets a potential brother in Peter's testicles. So my theory on this is Chris gets this idea that the baby that would be Crystal is already formed and only that sperm cell can create Crystal. So, hence he recycled his own semen.

Sperg theory, but eh, that's what this forum is for.
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Not spergy, its been mentioned before and I think you're probably right.
 
Dean Ween said:
Serious Question

What will happen if another big event happens in Chris' life (namely if Barb passes or if they lose their home or something of that nature) and how will the people at the CWCKI react to it?

On one hand Chris was a bit of a jerk about the fire care package, but on the other I think people here would still legitimately want to help him regardless of his attitude.

Is there a unspoken contingency plan the main forumers have for Chris in case something bad happens again?

I'm just curious, sorry if this is a stupid question.
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What will every single thread devolve into once Barb dies and they can no longer devolve into questions about what will happen when Barb dies
 
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Marvin said:
The care package was more of a gesture than anything that would practically help Chris. We're not really capable of helping Chris if something serious happened. Either Chris is fucked or he'll survive. Nothing we do could change the outcome of that.
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I cant speak for chris, but things like that mean more than their monetary value. I have no doubt that impacted the shit out of his life for a short time...maybe not emotionally, i dont know. Certainly financially.
 
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