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[Chrisology1337]

Is @Nightstar really Chris or just a ween?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Is @Nightstar really Chris or just a ween?

Most likely a ween. There's no way in hell
Chris could set up the CWC Brunch from the way it was described. That would take some actual planning. Plus, I doubt Chris is even aware that Glenside, PA is even a real place. The thing that most wrens fail to realize is that Chris is simply a dunce. He barely understands anything of their failed trolling attempts.

 

[Marvin]

Is @Nightstar really Chris or just a ween?

I don't think they were pretending to be Chris in the first place.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I don't think they were pretending to be Chris in the first place.

Oh, it's happened before. On the Cwcki a few weens pretended to be Chris editing the articles again.

Here's an example:

And to prove this wasn't Chris who actually made this edit:

 

[Marvin]

Oh, it's happened before. On the Cwcki a few weens pretended to be Chris editing the articles again.

Here's an example:
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And to prove this wasn't Chris who actually made this edit:

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Oh yeah, no, it happens constantly. If you see "Chris" doing something like that, it's virtually never actually Chris.

And it absolutely is never Chris himself doing it of his own accord. (As opposed to being persuaded into it by some random troll.)

I'm just saying the specific user @Nightstar was never pretending to be Chris.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I'm just saying the specific user @Nightstar was never pretending to be Chris.

I guess you're right. Hirtes named one of his twitter sockpuppets "Clyde Cash", but that doesn't mean he was pretending to be Clyde, because it would take actual effort to replicate his mastery, not that it would work on Chris anymore, but still.

 

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I guess you're right. Hirtes named one of his twitter sockpuppets "Clyde Cash", but that doesn't mean he was pretending to be Clyde, because it would take actual effort to replicate his mastery, not that it would work on Chris anymore, but still.

Hirtes tends to use names that he thinks will trigger Chris.. Which tends to show you how much he doesn't understand Chris despite the wealth of information available on the CWCki.

Chris seems to have adopted a mentality of ignoring the trolls, unless he feels they actively impede his day to day life. This could have extended to him trying to actively co-exist with them, but sadly, the Jessica idiocy happened.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris seems to have adopted a mentality of ignoring the trolls, unless he feels they actively impede his day to day life. This could have extended to him trying to actively co-exist with them, but sadly, the Jessica idiocy happened.

The way I see it, Chris is only affected by the trolls if it has anything to with them "attacking" his "friends" it happened with Doopie and it happened with Jessica. I'm actually kind of surprised he didn't call Hirtes out for constantly warning his friends about how evil Chris is, considering at that point they'd probably view Hirtes as more of a nuisance than Chris ever did. This kind of explains why he might try to latch onto some of these trolls, because he's not even aware of their true intentions. Other than that, he seems to view the weens as nothing more than a complete mockery.

 

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The way I see it, Chris is only affected by the trolls if it has anything to with them "attacking" his "friends" it happened with Doopie and it happened with Jessica. I'm actually kind of surprised he didn't call Hirtes out for constantly warning his friends about how evil Chris is, considering at that point they'd probably view Hirtes as more of a nuisance than Chris ever did. Other than that, he seems to view the weens as nothing more than a complete mockery.

Lol I don't even think he noticed Hirtes talking to his friends lol.

But yeah, he did the #HarassCWCDirectly thing because he felt that the trolls were the cause of Doopie's rejection (which it was, but only in part.)

Hell, Chris even started dunking on some weens to the point where we had to have a thread about it lol.

The Jessica thing happened because that person was a complete amateur and couldn't let him down easy, instead telling him "The trolls did it".. And he was understandably enraged because he thought we killed his life plan.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Should the emoji's Chris constantly uses so much (that smiling, blushing one and the flower) be the same thing in Christory as him using the terms "Darling" and "Dear?" He's essentially using them for the same purpose.

 

[Bubbleman]

I've always wondered, what exactly did Chris mean by "sweetheart from the ground-up"? I mean, isn't any relationship like that? No one starts a relationship with someone fully developed from day one. I got the feeling it was Chris's way of revealing that for him, it really doesn't matter WHO the girl is, as long as she meets his autistic list of requirements. And if she does, then regardless of any other aspect of her, he's going to form her into what he wants in a girl, "from the ground-up." I've always found this interpretation creepy as hell, but I can't think of any other way of explaining it.

 

[CwChalk]

I've always wondered, what exactly did Chris mean by "sweetheart from the ground-up"? I mean, isn't any relationship like that? No one starts a relationship with someone fully developed from day one. I got the feeling it was Chris's way of revealing that for him, it really doesn't matter WHO the girl is, as long as she meets his autistic list of requirements. And if she does, then regardless of any other aspect of her, he's going to form her into what he wants in a girl, "from the ground-up." I've always found this interpretation creepy as hell, but I can't think of any other way of explaining it.

I don't think he realizes that a relationship is more of a 50/50 partnership. The woman has to change for him, yet in the past he's been unable to change for his "theoretical exes". Everything has to be about him. It seems like the idea of compromise is an alien concept he doesn't want to learn because he wants to have his cake and eat it(pun intended?)

Come to think of it, compromising in general just doesn't seem click with him. Although I'm sure it's at least partially exaggerated, the negotiation article on the cwcki is still one of my favourites.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've always wondered, what exactly did Chris mean by "sweetheart from the ground-up"? I mean, isn't any relationship like that? No one starts a relationship with someone fully developed from day one. I got the feeling it was Chris's way of revealing that for him, it really doesn't matter WHO the girl is, as long as she meets his autistic list of requirements. And if she does, then regardless of any other aspect of her, he's going to form her into what he wants in a girl, "from the ground-up." I've always found this interpretation creepy as hell, but I can't think of any other way of explaining it.

I think it's just a phrase he picked up from somewhere, liked the sound of and just kept repeating long after it had lost any meaning. Like when he came up with "Date Ed (even though the idea sounds dated)."

 

[asperhes]

I've always wondered, what exactly did Chris mean by "sweetheart from the ground-up"? I mean, isn't any relationship like that? No one starts a relationship with someone fully developed from day one. I got the feeling it was Chris's way of revealing that for him, it really doesn't matter WHO the girl is, as long as she meets his autistic list of requirements. And if she does, then regardless of any other aspect of her, he's going to form her into what he wants in a girl, "from the ground-up." I've always found this interpretation creepy as hell, but I can't think of any other way of explaining it.

I think this is just Chris focusing on the how of getting a girlfriend, which he's never understood. He's thinking about the steps required to level up from acquaintance to friend to sweetheart. Chris was trained to understand that you can't rush a relationship, that it's a gradual process, and I think he's signaling that he understands this and won't be pushy. He'll be a gentleman, like Red Skelton. He's saying that when he meets a girl who meets his list of requirements, this in itself will not be the end of his Love Quest, but merely the beginning of a potential relationship. I think the reason he emphasizes this stuff is that it was drilled into him by his handlers because they didn't want him to commit an assault out of ignorance of appropriate behavior.

In "Story of My Current Days," when he talks about Megan, we see that he's already fallen in love with her, but she doesn't love him back. He believes that she is destined to be his sweetheart, but he will need to be patient. "As I got to know her over the months to over a year, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for her....I am in no rush....I can wait for the longest time; except when it comes to my stomach or bladder or course. I am capable of showing her a good time with a nice dinner for two at a nice restaurant, taking her to a movie or even a moonlit (or sunlit) rendezvous at the park; most whatever her heart desires." So Chris's problem is that he needs to arrange a series of dates whereby she'll eventually come to see him as a noble and honest soul. This is the construction project "from the ground up" that he's referring to.

Remember that that lucky bastard Sonichu did have a relationship pretty much from day one. Chris believes love at first sight, but he's a realist who's internalized the hard lessons from John Tesh and Sprung.

 

[Chanchu]

Oh yeah, no, it happens constantly. If you see "Chris" doing something like that, it's virtually never actually Chris.

And it absolutely is never Chris himself doing it of his own accord. (As opposed to being persuaded into it by some random troll.)

I'm just saying the specific user @Nightstar was never pretending to be Chris.

Whatever you say.




Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh yeah, no, it happens constantly. If you see "Chris" doing something like that, it's virtually never actually Chris.

And it absolutely is never Chris himself doing it of his own accord. (As opposed to being persuaded into it by some random troll.)

I'm just saying the specific user @Nightstar was never pretending to be Chris.

Agreed. Look at the posting history. No way is that a ween pretending to be Chris.

 

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I think this is just Chris focusing on the how of getting a girlfriend, which he's never understood. He's thinking about the steps required to level up from acquaintance to friend to sweetheart. Chris was trained to understand that you can't rush a relationship, that it's a gradual process, and I think he's signaling that he understands this and won't be pushy. He'll be a gentleman, like Red Skelton. He's saying that when he meets a girl who meets his list of requirements, this in itself will not be the end of his Love Quest, but merely the beginning of a potential relationship. I think the reason he emphasizes this stuff is that it was drilled into him by his handlers because they didn't want him to commit an assault out of ignorance of appropriate behavior.

In "Story of My Current Days," when he talks about Megan, we see that he's already fallen in love with her, but she doesn't love him back. He believes that she is destined to be his sweetheart, but he will need to be patient. "As I got to know her over the months to over a year, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for her....I am in no rush....I can wait for the longest time; except when it comes to my stomach or bladder or course. I am capable of showing her a good time with a nice dinner for two at a nice restaurant, taking her to a movie or even a moonlit (or sunlit) rendezvous at the park; most whatever her heart desires." So Chris's problem is that he needs to arrange a series of dates whereby she'll eventually come to see him as a noble and honest soul. This is the construction project "from the ground up" that he's referring to.

Remember that that lucky bastard Sonichu did have a relationship pretty much from day one. Chris believes love at first sight, but he's a realist who's internalized the hard lessons from John Tesh and Sprung.

It is also worth noting that Chris's objectives in pursuing the Love Quest have changed: Initially it was all about dat china, given that he was very fixated on losing his virginity as a solution for all his personal woes, now after he lost it, the Love Quest became about ensuring the long term continuation of his current life of playing with vidya, lego & watching TV in squalor, with regular sex as a bonus rather than being the main objective..

This is why he completely lost it when that Jessica troll left him & blamed us, to him, that was possibly his only shot at getting his future set for life. He totally planned on having her bear the brunt of all his real-life issues (Debt, breadwinning, possibly child raising..etc), while he kept playing with toys and drawing his comics in peace.

Of course, being Chris, he doesn't know that that phase of life only starts there, like he doesn't realize that even if his destined Lovely Weather was real and they got together, she may dump him later.. He completely believes it's all happily-ever-after, you know?

 

[ZehnBoat]

i take it chris hasn't bought sonic forces yet
he hasn't talked about it, or mentioned he made sonichu or whatever else he would make in it

 

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i take it chris hasn't bought sonic forces yet
he hasn't talked about it, or mentioned he made sonichu or whatever else he would make in it

In before that sperg comes in with a comment talking about his weeb game.

 

[AnonAutismo]

This could have extended to him trying to actively co-exist with them, but sadly, the Jessica idiocy happened.

It's a real shame too. The Q&A sessions were a good idea, then it got shot to pieces thanks to a shitty sweetheart saga.