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I have an unpopular opinion that I want to get off my chest:
I think Jessica Quinn is not a troll. While it is true that her saga is my least favorite, I don't think her actions are malicious. To me, Quinn became Chris's sweetheart out of pity and the fact how they knew each other for a long time, ensuring Chris that he isn't getting catfished again. She wanted to help Chris to with his orbiters in a positive way, as suggested by the ama. The fat fetishism Chris added is him adding his sweethearts' favorite things as a way to impress them, much like Megan's Sailor Megtune powers and her O.C. However, I also feel Jessica also wanted to ride Chris's coattail of Internet fame. This all backfired when the weens came to her attention. To throw them off track, the only way she can do is to delete her account, with the hacking as an excuse. I can feel the sorrow and rage of Chris when he realized that once again, he is denied a sweetheart. I actually wanted him and Jessica go on the movie date they planned.
 
How is Chris going to react when he sees more Sanic animation is coming out, and oh-damn, Sanic's arms AREN'T BLUE?
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/974753908739289088

Chris likes brown arms. Its blue he was against. I doubt he cares now tho.

some feminist on the anti gamergate reddit sub had an interesting analysis of Chris that the blarms thing was him trying to control the only part of his life he could.
 
I have an unpopular opinion that I want to get off my chest:
I think Jessica Quinn is not a troll. While it is true that her saga is my least favorite, I don't think her actions are malicious. To me, Quinn became Chris's sweetheart out of pity and the fact how they knew each other for a long time, ensuring Chris that he isn't getting catfished again. She wanted to help Chris to with his orbiters in a positive way, as suggested by the ama. The fat fetishism Chris added is him adding his sweethearts' favorite things as a way to impress them, much like Megan's Sailor Megtune powers and her O.C. However, I also feel Jessica also wanted to ride Chris's coattail of Internet fame. This all backfired when the weens came to her attention. To throw them off track, the only way she can do is to delete her account, with the hacking as an excuse. I can feel the sorrow and rage of Chris when he realized that once again, he is denied a sweetheart. I actually wanted him and Jessica go on the movie date they planned.
She's a troll.

I mean, Who exactly hacked her? The objective of any hack is to get something of value, and info on Chris or Jessica only has value in lolcow watching communities like here or on /cow/. So why haven't we seen that info yet?

Plus, her coming back into Chris's life goes completely against the hacking narrative she tried to push.
 
I sure got no clue why Quinn would have bothered wasting our time if she wasn't a real person.

Anyone who should've attempted to troll Chris, including Idea Guy, should know that "There's nothing more to do with Chris."

No one has even done anything to prove she isn't real. Don't give me that garbage "The Burden of proof is on those who claim it is" shit, because that rule only exists so skeptics can have their fucking way, the way they demand is fucking right.

She hasn't dropped any content. Chris has claimed they had conversations. Why hasn't she dropped her phone calls? Where are the emails? Why would she come back 2 weeks after the breakup like nothing happened? Why was she around since fucking all the way in 2013? How could she survive all the phases Chris went through between then and now?

Honestly, Jessica should have known better, and though I don't like the way it ended, it was good she got out of dodge when she did.

Just as it was with Kacey, Catherine, and everyone else, no one fucking appreciated what Jessica was trying to do. Going right back into "There's nothing more to do with Chris" territory.

@Marvin knows the answers anyway. He can deny it, and why shouldn't we believe him? Its all just text on words. He denied knowing about Catherine and Garbage Boy/Insurance Peon but did all along. He feigned ignorance on Idea Guy as it was going (you, yourself told me Marv).

That's what being the sole member of the Stone Cutters are all about.
 
Was he really abused at Nathanael Greene?
Given how Chris twists his life stories into his own favor, I highly doubt it. My theory is that Chris was sent to detention for a bad behavior. Chris didn't react to this news well, so he probably threw a tantrum. Given from the fact that Dr. Bruce Johnson, the principal of the school at the time, was known for his lovable personality, he tried to comfort Chris by letting him on his lap. Again Chris didn't react well. Being the coddling elderly parents they are, Bob and Barb assumed Chris will be institutionalized so they tried to sue the district. When that failed, they simply told Chris the story we all hear about.

Either this or I am being an over-speculative sperg.
 
Given how Chris twists his life stories into his own favor, I highly doubt it. My theory is that Chris was sent to detention for a bad behavior. Chris didn't react to this news well, so he probably threw a tantrum. Given from the fact that Dr. Bruce Johnson, the principal of the school at the time, was known for his lovable personality, he tried to comfort Chris by letting him on his lap. Again Chris didn't react well. Being the coddling elderly parents they are, Bob and Barb assumed Chris will be institutionalized so they tried to sue the district. When that failed, they simply told Chris the story we all hear about.

Either this or I am being an over-speculative sperg.
I'm sure this is what happened.
 
I sure got no clue why Quinn would have bothered wasting our time if she wasn't a real person.

Anyone who should've attempted to troll Chris, including Idea Guy, should know that "There's nothing more to do with Chris."

No one has even done anything to prove she isn't real. Don't give me that garbage "The Burden of proof is on those who claim it is" shit, because that rule only exists so skeptics can have their fucking way, the way they demand is fucking right.

She hasn't dropped any content. Chris has claimed they had conversations. Why hasn't she dropped her phone calls? Where are the emails? Why would she come back 2 weeks after the breakup like nothing happened? Why was she around since fucking all the way in 2013? How could she survive all the phases Chris went through between then and now?

Honestly, Jessica should have known better, and though I don't like the way it ended, it was good she got out of dodge when she did.

Just as it was with Kacey, Catherine, and everyone else, no one fucking appreciated what Jessica was trying to do. Going right back into "There's nothing more to do with Chris" territory.

@Marvin knows the answers anyway. He can deny it, and why shouldn't we believe him? Its all just text on words. He denied knowing about Catherine and Garbage Boy/Insurance Peon but did all along. He feigned ignorance on Idea Guy as it was going (you, yourself told me Marv).

That's what being the sole member of the Stone Cutters are all about.
Believing that no leaks = not a troll is literally Chris-tier thinking, like that was his actual thought process when he initially attempted to re-vet her after the break-up.

IMO, it depends on your personal standards of proof, like, if your only acceptable proof is leaked conversations or stuff like that, then no, no one can prove it (yet). But if you're willing to go into logical territory, then yeah, it's extremely simple to prove that she isn't real, you just ask yourself a question: Why would a real woman want to date Chris?

I don't mean to A-Log Chris, but he doesn't have looks, he doesn't have any kind of confidence in himself to talk to women with romantic intentions, he isn't particularly smart or interesting (most of the interesting things about Chris are things he shouldn't discuss in a date situation, and most of his discussions revolve around vidya or TV shows he watched, which can be a complete turn-off if he spergs too much about it), he is jobless and aimless without any future prospects, and what's even worse, he is loaded with debt and continues to increase that burden with pointless purchases. It was only recently that he started to "get" the basics of basic hygiene (keep in mind that his hair is greasy straw at this point), and even that factoid was unbelievable to most of us even after @Marvin sat next to him and confirmed it.

Another factor is that Chris won't initiate, at all, he is always waiting for someone else to initiate things for him in one way or another.

Now ask yourself, why would a woman like Jessica even consider dating him, even if she was a whiteknight, while knowing all the above, and maybe even more? Not to mention that Jessica herself was a witness to the whole Un-clit 2.0 debacle, and I don't think I have to remind you how gross that was. And I am not even getting into her actions yet.

I sometimes think that even if she isn't a troll, she could possibly be something more dangerous than that, like a con artist or something.
 
Now ask yourself, why would a woman like Jessica even consider dating him, even if she was a whiteknight, while knowing all the above, and maybe even more?

There's someone who finds everything attractive. Look at Boogie2988, his wife wiped his arse and did all his housework for him and only left him once he lost enough weight to be somewhat independent, something that 99.9999% of women would be overjoyed with if they had a partner in the same situation. There are girls into some weird stuff who are also willing to put up with a lot of bullshit, they're just kinda rare. For every one Jessica Quinn, there are a million girls who would avoid eye contact with Chris in case he says something, but it's not totally implausible that a girl would want to at least give dating Chris a try.
 
I think Jessica Quinn is not a troll. While it is true that her saga is my least favorite, I don't think her actions are malicious.
Malice is a bad standard for measuring troll intent because everyone disagrees with what that entails, or even how severe it needs to be to qualify.
To me, Quinn became Chris's sweetheart out of pity
Clyde Cash, for example, started talking to Chris first as Vivian G out of pity. Plenty of other trolls believed they were helping Chris. Like people who shrieked at Chris to get a job. They weren't being malicious, as far as they could tell. But they sure as hell were trolling him.
and the fact how they knew each other for a long time
No, she knew Chris for a long time in the same way all of us know Chris, impersonally through the cwcki. And Chris doesn't know her at all, because her persona is made up.
The fat fetishism Chris added is him adding his sweethearts' favorite things as a way to impress them, much like Megan's Sailor Megtune powers and her O.C.
Chris did not think of the idea to put that fat fetishism in there. Jessica got him to do that.

She got Chris to display that fat fetish stuff for the same reason Idea Guy got Chris to put the nazi shit in the comic: purely to embarrass him.
However, I also feel Jessica also wanted to ride Chris's coattail of Internet fame.
Why?
I actually wanted him and Jessica go on the movie date they planned.
Oh no, Jessica's not an IRL person in Virginia.
No one has even done anything to prove she isn't real. Don't give me that garbage "The Burden of proof is on those who claim it is" shit, because that rule only exists so skeptics can have their fucking way, the way they demand is fucking right.
No, there's a very simple reason why burden of proof is on the person making the claim. It's because if there's no check on making up goofy claims, then anyone can claim anything and insist it be given consideration.

That leads to obvious absurdities like "hey, why don't you prove I'm NOT a millionaire!"
@Marvin knows the answers anyway. He can deny it, and why shouldn't we believe him? Its all just text on words. He denied knowing about Catherine and Garbage Boy/Insurance Peon but did all along. He feigned ignorance on Idea Guy as it was going (you, yourself told me Marv).
Can you find sources for any of this?
That's what being the sole member of the Stone Cutters are all about.
Look dude, your behavior regarding "stone cutters" is like Hirtes level sperging.

No one cares. It's weird. It's some weird sperging.

Just cut it the fuck out. OR if you really feel like you've got something to say, get it resolved in one go.

Just don't talk at me constantly. You're behaving like Hirtes or Kengle.
 
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There's someone who finds everything attractive. Look at Boogie2988, his wife wiped his arse and did all his housework for him and only left him once he lost enough weight to be somewhat independent, something that 99.9999% of women would be overjoyed with if they had a partner in the same situation. There are girls into some weird stuff who are also willing to put up with a lot of bullshit, they're just kinda rare. For every one Jessica Quinn, there are a million girls who would avoid eye contact with Chris in case he says something, but it's not totally implausible that a girl would want to at least give dating Chris a try.
I think you're comparing Chris to Boogie because they're both cows, but you know, they're very different kinds of cows (straight Lolcow vs Dramacow).

Boogie has money, (mostly unironic) fame, and is a successful YouTuber who has proven he can be a breadwinner for his household despite his physical issues. He is also someone who is capable of starting and carrying a conversation, of being charming to a woman (at least initially), can add perspective and sound unique and different..

Is any of the above applicable to Chris? No.

Boogie's flaws (fatness-related things notwithstanding) are very different to Chris's, Chris for example is not capable of being constantly abusive to people in a passive-aggressive way, Chris is not very capable of lying (Honest content is a thing for a reason), and most importantly, Chris is not capable of creating a false facade of a "nice" personality, he can only be himself, which would be a positive if his personality wasn't an unattractive one as well..
 
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I have an unpopular opinion that I want to get off my chest:
I think Jessica Quinn is not a troll. While it is true that her saga is my least favorite, I don't think her actions are malicious. To me, Quinn became Chris's sweetheart out of pity and the fact how they knew each other for a long time, ensuring Chris that he isn't getting catfished again. She wanted to help Chris to with his orbiters in a positive way, as suggested by the ama. The fat fetishism Chris added is him adding his sweethearts' favorite things as a way to impress them, much like Megan's Sailor Megtune powers and her O.C. However, I also feel Jessica also wanted to ride Chris's coattail of Internet fame. This all backfired when the weens came to her attention. To throw them off track, the only way she can do is to delete her account, with the hacking as an excuse. I can feel the sorrow and rage of Chris when he realized that once again, he is denied a sweetheart. I actually wanted him and Jessica go on the movie date they planned.
Hey @neural , didn't you say something about Ideafag saying that Jessica sent Chris a photo of tits that she said were hers?
 
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Hey @neural , didn't you say something about Ideafag saying that Jessica sent Chris a photo of tits that she said were hers?
Yeah I did, and IG said that he did it (as Chris) at Chris' own request (he wanted someone to vet Jessica again and gave IG his FB password), and I believe him, but keep in mind that procuring say, a camgirl photoset is a relatively easy way to bypass reverse search images.

Also, consider Marvin's point in the following post: That it's likely that the troll sent him a face-free photo of someone's tits, how is IG going to verify that the photos were indeed of Jessica Quinn's?

TL;DR: IG did ask for photos and he did get photos, but he doesn't have a way to properly vet what he got.
 
Yeah I did, and IG said that he did it (as Chris) at Chris' own request (he wanted someone to vet Jessica again and gave IG his FB password), and I believe him, but keep in mind that procuring say, a camgirl photoset is a relatively easy way to bypass reverse search images.

Also, consider Marvin's point in the following post: That it's likely that the troll sent him a face-free photo of someone's tits, how is IG going to verify that the photos were indeed of Jessica Quinn's?

TL;DR: IG did ask for photos and he did get photos, but he doesn't have a way to properly vet what he got.
There's no way Jessica sent a photo of her own tits to Chris.

What I meant is only a troll would send a photo of "their" tits to Chris and agree to meet him alone, especially in a darkened movie theater. Chris wouldn't lie about the source and whatever Ideafag's faults there's no reason for him to lie about Chris content.

Case closed.
 
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