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Crass_and_Champ said:
I didn't see this image posted in the Idea Guy megathread, but I think it's hilarious. @The American Hedgehog do we have any additional context here?
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This is what Idea Guy said about it:

"I told him Chris from the past abolished women's rights so he can go on his love quest. Chris got so pissed, especially after I told him that Classic Chris helped the Nazis win WW2."
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
This is what Idea Guy said about it:

"I told him Chris from the past abolished women's rights so he can go on his love quest. Chris got so pissed, especially after I told him that Classic Chris helped the Nazis win WW2."
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So did he just accept at face value that "CWCville Chris" was almost 100 years old, or does he not know when WWII was? :thinking:
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
So did he just accept at face value that "CWCville Chris" was almost 100 years old, or does he not know when WWII was?
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He thought time travel was involved.

"Chris looked back at his comics and was shocked to see how little respect he had in portraying women in his works. He thinks the Nazis kidnapped 2000s Chris and brought him back in time where they possessed him with Satanic powers and helped the Nazis win WW2.

In truth, I made a joke about the Nazis and Satanic powers, not realizing just how much he'd take it in."
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
He thought time travel was involved.

"Chris looked back at his comics and was shocked to see how little respect he had in portraying women in his works. He thinks the Nazis kidnapped 2000s Chris and brought him back in time where they possessed him with Satanic powers and helped the Nazis win WW2.

In truth, I made a joke about the Nazis and Satanic powers, not realizing just how much he'd take it in."
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IG's ideas were hella retarded, but his influence can't be understated.
 
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It’d be neat if Chris wrote an autobiography, he’s an unreliable narrator but it’d be fascinating seeing his life as viewed by Chris and it might have a wide appeal since he’s an unusual person and I’m sure it’d be filled with pop culture references through the various decades of his life.
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Why is Chris credited on this? https://www.discogs.com/Pop-And-The-Clingwrap-Killers-Хуй-На-Всё-На-Это-В-Небо-По-Трубе/release/4961835
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They covered Sonichu and the Hedgehog Boys songs (https://guwange.bandcamp.com/) and Revive Zordon was a song Chris wrote but never sung.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’d be neat if Chris wrote an autobiography, he’s an unreliable narrator but it’d be fascinating seeing his life as viewed by Chris and it might have a wide appeal since he’s an unusual person and I’m sure it’d be filled with pop culture references through the various decades of his life.
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That's actually a pretty neat idea.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’d be neat if Chris wrote an autobiography, he’s an unreliable narrator but it’d be fascinating seeing his life as viewed by Chris and it might have a wide appeal since he’s an unusual person and I’m sure it’d be filled with pop culture references through the various decades of his life.
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Well he did write his own Wikipedia entry. Predictably, it's a self-serving tool for obtaining a sweetheart.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris's_Wikipedia_profile

An autobiography of Chris would be pretty easy to cobble together from statements he's made throughout his life. I mean, the only topic he cares about is himself, and he's constantly been on social media for over 15 years being egotistical and complaining about how everything is the fault of others. I think we have a good handle on how Chris sees himself and his life story.
 
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I usually scoff at the phrase "Learning difficulties" 'cause I've always considered it a PC way of calling someone stupid. But Chris really does play it straight. At this point he must be banned from or at least on thin ice at around 80-90% of every store in Charlottesville he'd have a tertiary interest in shopping at and still he's learnt fuck-all.
 
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Fin Saipher said:
How those Chris keeps getting herself banned from all these places [Game Stop, Walmart, ect...]
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It's all the fault of that JEW Michael Snyder, the trolls, those Jerkops and Manajerks, those damnable Blarms, the Hexboxes, and that bitchy old black lady at McDonald's. They all like to play Kick the Autistic, making a victim out of poor, innocent Christian.

Basically, Chris is a poorly-socialized human being who is prone to racism, poor sportsmanship, vandalism, loitering, solicitation, screaming indoors, larceny, and many other things that tend to tick business owners off. He gets banned because he's a hopeless fuck-up no matter where he is.
 
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Fin Saipher said:
How those Chris keeps getting herself banned from all these places [Game Stop, Walmart, ect...]
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I personally believe it's due to his insistence on himself being "constantly in the right".
From my experience working minimum wage, you're required to seek management/kick someone out if they cause disruption to customers (the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO incident rings a bell). Additionally, overusing free services can be cause for eviction, though where I worked it was probably less of a big deal than most other places (i.e if an employee was called over more than 5 times by a single customer).
What was he doing at The Game Place? Harassing the manager by taking photos of him, and entering after being evicted
What was he doing at GameStop? Committing a crime by assaulting an employee.
What was he doing at Target? Loitering, and taking advantage of the free refills policy.
 
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