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Mr. Pickles said:
1. Not seeing what's wrong with Chris being gay, even before he started this Tomgirl shit dude acted far gayer than even my bisexual dick-loving asshole. Dude clearly was repressed by his own beliefs. Plus in a vacuum being gay in and of itself isn't bad.

2. His comic would sexualize men instead of women! Oh no!

3. Didn't he do that anyway in the normal timeline?

4. It kind of has shades of that already, there was an entire story arc dedicated to taking "Dating Classes"

5. That's actually a slight improvement over "Every bad guy has the evil motive of... not wanting a virgin manchild to get laid." at least it's a goal that isn't in and of itself immediately exceptional

6. We'd have two DJ Jamsta Sonichus?

7. Wouldn't Chris not attracting weebs who call gyms claiming he's as wild as a serial raper, or trolls in general really be an improvement?

I agree that he might not be on pills, Republicans were pro-meds and Democrats were anti-meds until they went all Southern Strategy 2.0 on... Science in general (True Story: The Right Wing was pro-environment until Al Gore showed up and they had to make environmentalism bad to try and discredit Clinton. The fact that Al Gore was fucking coo-coo didn't help)

Most of those points are just related to his comic being slightly different... I mean at the very least liberal parents wouldn't go out of their way to hide their "shame child" from the real world.... or would they? Actually I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

As for Virignia I've been there and it's definitely more liberal than my home state, which I'm not revealing because powerlevel, and my state isn't exactly Alabama to begin with. I don't think Chris would be flat out rejected for being liberal unless he lived in Texas or some shit.
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Chris lives in a small town. In the south those tend to be conservative. In large cities they are quite liberal. If you go to Austin, Houston, Louisville, Memphis, Atlanta, etc. You'd be surprised how metropolitan they are. Also it's sorta autistic to assume liberal would be the social death sentence in a conservative area. The shrill annoying people get it no matter their location on a political spectrum. Chris is just a social retard who smells bad and has no game with da ladies.
Okkervils said:
This debate about if Chris would be better off raised by liberal Democrats or Republicans is autistic as hell.

kinda entertaining but i also feel like killing myself idk
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Chris is chris. I think if he was raised by younger parents who would be open to special education and coping skills we'd never see this site or hear about him. Has nothing to do with politics.
 
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Mr. Pickles said:
Not seeing what's wrong with Chris being gay, even before he started this Tomgirl shit dude acted far gayer than even my bisexual dick-loving asshole. Dude clearly was repressed by his own beliefs. Plus in a vacuum being gay in and of itself isn't bad.
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I agree Mr. Pickles. I'm past caring whether or not Chris is truly a female soul, so why shouldn't others at least be past the fact that Chris is indeed secretly carrying a flame for men? Hell, right in front of "transwoman" it says "bisexual" in his Twitter bio in place of lesbian. Hell, all of that crap about Chris kissing men and him being delusional about how they felt about it indicates a high likelihood of something else aside from China lover going on. "I'd rather have a painful sex change surgery than be gay" were his exact words. Now Chris can entertain all those subconscious yearnings without the pesky title of homosetsual male, at least in his mind.
 
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Mason Verger said:
What if Khris raised in Soviet Russia?
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Now that is an interesting thought.

Maxliam said:
Chris is chris. I think if he was raised by younger parents who would be open to special education and coping skills we'd never see this site or hear about him. Has nothing to do with politics.
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It started off political. And I don't even want to think about that, how dare you. God makes no mistakes when it comes to lolcows.~ :julay:

except nick bates. that was not so good.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I agree Mr. Pickles. I'm past caring whether or not Chris is truly a female soul, so why shouldn't others at least be past the fact that Chris is indeed secretly carrying a flame for men? Hell, right in front of "transwoman" it says "bisexual" in his Twitter bio in place of lesbian. Hell, all of that crap about Chris kissing men and him being delusional about how they felt about it indicates a high likelihood of something else aside from China lover going on. "I'd rather have a painful sex change surgery than be gay" were his exact words. Now Chris can entertain all those subconscious yearnings without the pesky title of homosetsual male, at least in his mind.
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Chris was %100 closeted about something. Again I think Chris is just sexual, like a nervous chiwawa that will hump a sneaker. I mean look at the list of things Chris is clearly attracted to:
-women of various degrees of attractiveness .
-cartoons that he created.
-his elderly mother.
-Magic Mike.

The humor of Chris being gay or pan sexual or whatever, comes from how much he hated gay men. One of his funniest quotes is how gay men should consider themselves LUCKY that they're allowed to be in the gay community with lovely, perfect lesbians.
 
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Mason Verger said:
One of his funniest quotes is how gay men should consider themselves LUCKY that they're allowed to be in the gay community with lovely, perfect lesbians.
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Especially since Chris is actually kind of correct. When the feminist movement got off the ground in the 70's, they were very anti-homosexual men, anti-crossdresser, anti-dragqueen, and even anti-transwoman

The 2nd Wave Feminist types have even more backwards views on transpeople than Pat McCory (former Governor of North Carolina and guy credited with starting the "MUH BATHROOMS" bullshit) and Mike Pence combined.

Basically the idea was that femininity was precious and to be treasured, that it was something to revere and honor, and only women were to have it. Male Femininity was an insult to what it meant to be a woman!

They spread around a lot of rumors of how evil transwomen and gay men were before the first Republican ever heard "It's Raining Men", many of which were very cringe-filled.

Though I don't think anything they came up with was quite as lulz-worthy as "The Transsexual Empire:The Making Of A Shemale"

Where the crazy bitch who wrote it swore there was a government plot to turn all the beta males into transbabes, and have them serve as consort and companion to the alpha males, while the cis females were shipped off to breeding camps to be broodmares.

I'm not kidding here. Admittedly most of their ire was directed towards Transwomen (and still today the 2nd Wave of Feminism has some allies in the Republican Party, as both see Trannies as a mutual enemy), but they were in no way fans of gay guys either.


Mason Verger said:
What if Khris raised in Soviet Russia?
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Comrade Sonichu, you must zap the Western Devil that is Capitalism to the Extreme until it is charred and burnt, so that it may crumble beneath your boot. Da, we shall be most victorious, FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
 
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Okkervils said:
Now that is an interesting thought.



It started off political. And I don't even want to think about that, how dare you. God makes no mistakes when it comes to lolcows.~ :julay:

except nick bates. that was not so good.
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Lolcows are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Or was that beer?
 
I didn't want to put this on the morons who talk about Chris thread as I don't mind this guy, and he only makes a quick Sonichu reference. Too lazy to post the time stamp, but it's the second last on the list, about the lemmings, gave me a bit of a chuckle :)

 
Mr. Pickles said:
Basically the idea was that femininity was precious and to be treasured, that it was something to revere and honor, and only women were to have it. Male Femininity was an insult to what it meant to be a woman!
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If you can actually call it feminity as opposed to something more accurate like effeminate, or the idea of feminity through the experience of being a male instead of actual feminity that draws on biology and experience combined.
Mr. Pickles said:
They spread around a lot of rumors of how evil transwomen and gay men were before the first Republican ever heard "It's Raining Men", many of which were very cringe-filled.

Though I don't think anything they came up with was quite as lulz-worthy as "The Transsexual Empire:The Making Of A Shemale"
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It's really not all that insane seeing as we literally have people on national television shaming straight men for not viewing them as real women.
With that being said, he's pretty much fucked.
Mason Verger said:
Chris was %100 closeted about something. Again I think Chris is just sexual, like a nervous chiwawa that will hump a sneaker. I mean look at the list of things Chris is clearly attracted to:
-women of various degrees of attractiveness .
-cartoons that he created.
-his elderly mother.
-Magic Mike.

The humor of Chris being gay or pan sexual or whatever, comes from how much he hated gay men. One of his funniest quotes is how gay men should consider themselves LUCKY that they're allowed to be in the gay community with lovely, perfect lesbians.
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I completely understand, but a lot of people are very much in denial about Chris' potential to be attracted to men, to the point where they get salty if you even try to imply it. I think Chris' sexuality is basically oriented to being desperate to anything that feeds into his libidinal narcissism.
 
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Mr. Pickles said:
1. Not seeing what's wrong with Chris being gay, even before he started this Tomgirl shit dude acted far gayer than even my bisexual dick-loving asshole. Dude clearly was repressed by his own beliefs. Plus in a vacuum being gay in and of itself isn't bad.

2. His comic would sexualize men instead of women! Oh no!

3. Didn't he do that anyway in the normal timeline?

4. It kind of has shades of that already, there was an entire story arc dedicated to taking "Dating Classes"

5. That's actually a slight improvement over "Every bad guy has the evil motive of... not wanting a virgin manchild to get laid." at least it's a goal that isn't in and of itself immediately exceptional

6. We'd have two DJ Jamsta Sonichus?

7. Wouldn't Chris not attracting weebs who call gyms claiming he's as wild as a serial raper, or trolls in general really be an improvement?

I agree that he might not be on pills, Republicans were pro-meds and Democrats were anti-meds until they went all Southern Strategy 2.0 on... Science in general (True Story: The Right Wing was pro-environment until Al Gore showed up and they had to make environmentalism bad to try and discredit Clinton. The fact that Al Gore was fucking coo-coo didn't help)

Most of those points are just related to his comic being slightly different... I mean at the very least liberal parents wouldn't go out of their way to hide their "shame child" from the real world.... or would they? Actually I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

As for Virignia I've been there and it's definitely more liberal than my home state, which I'm not revealing because powerlevel, and my state isn't exactly Alabama to begin with. I don't think Chris would be flat out rejected for being liberal unless he lived in Texas or some shit.
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It wouldn't have been as funny as it is if Chris was raised by Dems.

Seeing a Sonic look alike say things like: "Yes, my heartsweet zapbud" or "Why don't ya'll come and join us for some good ol fashion Country Cookin'" is something I doubt Dem Chris (trying to show off how un-hillbilly he is) would write in.

Neither would anything be able to match the big reveal of Reldnahc in issue 10 stating that the only difference between himself and Chris was that he was open about his homosexuality.

If you mean himself personally, he'd be an outcast in school and college and wouldn't have had the Manchester days to look back on fondly. It was better that Chris somewhat was able to fit in with those around him.
 
FightenGnome said:
It wouldn't have been as funny as it is if Chris was raised by Dems.

Seeing a Sonic look alike say things like: "Yes, my heartsweet zapbud" or "Why don't ya'll come and join us for some good ol fashion Country Cookin'" is something I doubt Dem Chris (trying to show off how un-hillbilly he is) would write in.

Neither would anything be able to match the big reveal of Reldnahc in issue 10 stating that the only difference between himself and Chris was that he was open about his homosexuality.

If you mean himself personally, he'd be an outcast in school and college and wouldn't have had the Manchester days to look back on fondly. It was better that Chris somewhat was able to fit in with those around him.
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Long story short, CWC would have turned out as an entitled, self absorbed douche - regardless of what political leanings his parents had.
 
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