Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sperglord Dante]

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I want to say that as derivative and unoriginal it is to have Chris fuck a sexdoll on camera again, I still laugh manically to this video. The sexcopter bit in particular makes my sides hurt badly.

 

[Xanax]

I've been reading/watching about Chris Chan for about two years. The question I have (if it hasn't been asked), when he bought those sex toys, his parents didn't bother to screen the packages? Where they that lethargic?

His parents probably just saw yet another unmarked passage addressed to Christian Weston Chandler and passed it on to him.

Besides, Chris was way into legal adulthood when he received the sex toys. His parents wouldn't exactly be within their rights to prohibit him from masturbating in his own time.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

His parents probably just saw yet another unmarked passage addressed to Christian Weston Chandler and passed it on to him.

Besides, Chris was way into legal adulthood when he received the sex toys. His parents wouldn't exactly be within their rights to prohibit him from masturbating in his own time.

Even as a legal adult, I was thinking with his autism, his parents would at least check.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Even as a legal adult, I was thinking with his autism, his parents would at least check.

Bob was probably too trusting and Barb was just selfish and didn't give a feck. I think that's the simplest explanation.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Barb at least knew about the sex dolls. There was some call ages ago (can't remember the specifics) interrupted by Barb bitching at Chris to clean up (yeah, the irony) and you could hear them arguing on the background. At some point Chris moans that he doesn't have where to put his "sex doll" as naturally as if he was talking about where to store a bike.

They are fucked up like that. Maybe it was a period between the whole clan falling hook, line and sinker for e-girlfriends and reallistically assuming that their tardspawn was unfuckable and he may as well have some release with that stuff before he tried to rape some poor soul.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

His parents probably just saw yet another unmarked passage addressed to Christian Weston Chandler and passed it on to him.

Besides, Chris was way into legal adulthood when he received the sex toys. His parents wouldn't exactly be within their rights to prohibit him from masturbating in his own time.

They kind of would and could. Their house, their rules. Chris as an occupant but not the homeowner wouldn't get to decide the rules.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

They are fucked up like that. Maybe it was a period between the whole clan falling hook, line and sinker for e-girlfriends and reallistically assuming that their tardspawn was unfuckable and he may as well have some release with that stuff before he tried to rape some poor soul.

From Borb's POV it makes sense to turn a blind eye to Chris's sexdolls. They knew Chris was a man (or at least a man-sized boy) and men have needs...that no adult woman would fulfill for free. They might've feared Chris going to a red light district where he'd be stabbed and robbed by a niggo.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Barb at least knew about the sex dolls. There was some call ages ago (can't remember the specifics) interrupted by Barb bitching at Chris to clean up (yeah, the irony) and you could hear them arguing on the background. At some point Chris moans that he doesn't have where to put his "sex doll" as naturally as if he was talking about where to store a bike.

They are fucked up like that. Maybe it was a period between the whole clan falling hook, line and sinker for e-girlfriends and reallistically assuming that their tardspawn was unfuckable and he may as well have some release with that stuff before he tried to rape some poor soul.

That's some odd conversation to have. But it's Chris, after all.

 

[Meat Pickle]

So who gives the Sagas their names?

Is it voted upon, do Mods decide or something one of us drools up?

Traditionally, Sagas are named after the people/subjects involved in specific major moments (e.g: Megan, Asperchu, Liquid Chris). Though it is not uncommon for certain Saga names to be drooled up. Examples include "Financhu Crisis", from Kiwi Farms and "Idea Guy", largely credited to a Cwcki user.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

From Borb's POV it makes sense to turn a blind eye to Chris's sexdolls. They knew Chris was a man (or at least a man-sized boy) and men have needs...that no adult woman would fulfill for free. They might've feared Chris going to a red light district where he'd be stabbed and robbed by a niggo.

I guess by the time Bob found out that Chris was uploading videos of 14 BC, his thought: "Maybe it was a bad idea to mainstream raise him." It's laughable that they thought any harm would come to Chris, but he proved his parents wrong - driving cross country to find a girl who never existed - only to come back and threaten him by locking him out of the house if he ever did it again. Unfortunately, Chris went back into child mode and stayed with his parents. And here we are.

More on point: Chris can be an adult, unfortunately when it suitable to him.

 

[Xanax]

Does Chris lactate?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does Chris lactate?

Yes, but not from the ordinary location.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I believe his term is "dispenses."

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I guess by the time Bob found out that Chris was uploading videos of 14 BC, his thought: "Maybe it was a bad idea to mainstream raise him." It's laughable that they thought any harm would come to Chris, but he proved his parents wrong - driving cross country to find a girl who never existed - only to come back and threaten him by locking him out of the house if he ever did it again. Unfortunately, Chris went back into child mode and stayed with his parents. And here we are.

More on point: Chris can be an adult, unfortunately when it suitable to him.

How well do you think he'd have coped in a special needs school/being homeschooled?

 

[Silver Octopus]

Hmm... Chris has been pretty quiet lately, there haven't been any big updates that have warranted their own thread and he hasn't even tweeted in two days.
I'm here waiting like:

 

[impossibility]

Just as Chris invented the fandom that became Bronies, he also invented Funko Pops.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Had an idea from for a mini comic where real life Chris, destroys my comics version of Chris (Bad 90’s Hair Chris) and CWCVille for not worshiping Celestia, Ponies, and the CPU Goddesses and proceed to unleash the CPU Goddesses. And then Chris (Bad 90’s Hair) gets grabbed and then crushed by IRL Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If Chris thinks he has psychic powers I wonder why he hasn't tried using them to make money?

How well do you think he'd have coped in a special needs school/being homeschooled?

Not who you were quoting but I think a good example of a person similar to Chris who went to a special needs school is A-log, he's still really socially awkward but he's a bit more pragmatic than Chris and can socialize with peers a little better, Chris would probally cope alright since I assume the schools are tailor made for people on the autistic spectrum.

I wouldn't like to think what Chris would be like if he got homeschooled though, it's hard to imagine early days Chris but even more naive.

 

[AnOminous]

Not who you were quoting but I think a good example of a person similar to Chris who went to a special needs school is A-log, he's still really socially awkward but he's a bit more pragmatic than Chris and can socialize with peers a little better, Chris would probally cope alright since I assume the schools are tailor made for people on the autistic spectrum.

Ironically, the original A-Log isn't an A-Log any more.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wouldn't like to think what Chris would be like if he got homeschooled though, it's hard to imagine early days Chris but even more naive.

With the way he's turned out, he might as well have been raised by gay wolves. PibliP schooling didn't help much. If anything, public school was one of the catalysts for Chris' Tomgirl coping mechanism.