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DeathHeat said:
So Chris is literally going to be on the streets when she passes and the bank takes back the house, right? :(
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Nope. He's got an ironclad tugboat, easily enough to pay for rent on an apartment, which will last the rest of his life unless someone finally gets off their ass and proves that Bob wasn't his father.
 
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I never thought Sonichu was a stand-in for Chris. I always thought of Sonichu as Chris' ideal, cool best friend that he never had.
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So, pretty much what Sonic used to be until that infamous school assignment, at which point Chris just dunked Sonic in yellow, glued a cardboard tail and 'ears' to his head, and put "hu" at the end of his name.
 
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What if Chris had another secret half brother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ5nX0FTH6Q

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Silver Octopus said:
3. Old Male Comic Chris
Seems like there's two comic Chris', when Chris transitioned to a woman, he spawned the current comic version. The old male comic version remained and did sexsist stuff apparently, until he got kicked in the balls and fried to a crisp by real Chris...
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The funny thing is he's still the same sleazy fuck he's always been. A higher pitched voice, dresses and dotting every "i" with hearts doesnt change a thing.
 
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So I haven't been able to visit these forums very often for a while, but I do follow Chris on social media and I have one question. What the heck is going on with OPL? It seems that Chris is far more open than he's been for a while and having all kind of crazy ideas.
 
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I've been thinking that maybe it would be a good idea to convince or suggest Chris to start his own religion . He could be a post-new age spiritual leader/figure and become a modern pope with his rich corporate pop mythos. Plus it will definitely help his situation since he will lead a non profit spiritual church. And I'm sure many here (myself included) will love to be part of the movement that ends this old Aeon and starts the next age of friendship and magic.
 
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DCM90 said:
I've been thinking that maybe it would be a good idea to convince or suggest Chris to start his own religion . He could be a post-new age spiritual leader/figure and become a modern pope with his rich corporate pop mythos. Plus it will definitely help his situation since he will lead a non profit spiritual church. And I'm sure many here (myself included) will love to be part of the movement that ends this old Aeon and starts the next age of friendship and magic.
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Yeah, that's already happened. He desperately tries to convert people to his bizarre faith in video game parody goddesses, but so far no dice. Give it time, though. If the Time Cube guy can have a desperately sad acolyte who becomes disillusioned and kills himself, so can Chris.
 
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Lord Khaz said:
What the heck is going on with OPL? It seems that Chris is far more open than he's been for a while and having all kind of crazy ideas.
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Chris is a paranoid schizophrenic who literally cannot stop himself from washing down 30+ Valium with a half-pint of vodka every day, and has been doing so for a couple years now. He supplements this with frequent marijuana use, LSD, mushrooms and more recently he even dabbles in opiates when he has a contact in the Ruckersville area. Chris essentially blacked out shortly after 13BC burned down, and woke up at MAGfest to find himself in a dress with seaweed-green hair and a crowd of people chanting his name. Everything since then has been Chris trying to figure out what happened in between, but his memory is so shot from the Valium and alcohol that it simply won't happen. Chris self-medicates his overwhelming frustration over his amnesic state by reaching for the bottle, completing the vicious circle in a tale of irony as old as time itself.
 
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Xanax said:
Chris is a paranoid schizophrenic who literally cannot stop himself from washing down 30+ Valium with a half-pint of vodka every day, and has been doing so for a couple years now. He supplements this with frequent marijuana use, LSD, mushrooms and more recently he even dabbles in opiates when he has a contact in the Ruckersville area. Chris essentially blacked out shortly after 13BC burned down, and woke up at MAGfest to find himself in a dress with seaweed-green hair and a crowd of people chanting his name. Everything since then has been Chris trying to figure out what happened in between, but his memory is so shot from the Valium and alcohol that it simply won't happen. Chris self-medicates his overwhelming frustration over his amnesic state by reaching for the bottle, completing the vicious circle in a tale of irony as old as time itself.
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It took Chris 27 years to have his first alcoholic drink. The most harmful drug he's on is that oestrogel cream.
 
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Xanax said:
Chris is a paranoid schizophrenic who literally cannot stop himself from washing down 30+ Valium with a half-pint of vodka every day, and has been doing so for a couple years now. He supplements this with frequent marijuana use, LSD, mushrooms and more recently he even dabbles in opiates when he has a contact in the Ruckersville area. Chris essentially blacked out shortly after 13BC burned down, and woke up at MAGfest to find himself in a dress with seaweed-green hair and a crowd of people chanting his name. Everything since then has been Chris trying to figure out what happened in between, but his memory is so shot from the Valium and alcohol that it simply won't happen. Chris self-medicates his overwhelming frustration over his amnesic state by reaching for the bottle, completing the vicious circle in a tale of irony as old as time itself.
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God, I wish that was true...
In reality, it's most likely another tarded idea guy who's making Chris do unfunny shit.
 
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Xanax said:
and more recently he even dabbles in opiates when he has a contact in the Ruckersville area.
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Shake down every joss-house and thieves' den in Ruckersville! We must root out the sinister Chinamen peddling opium to the daughters of the Commonwealth! :lol:
 
Ted_Breakfast said:
Yeah, that's already happened. He desperately tries to convert people to his bizarre faith in video game parody goddesses, but so far no dice. Give it time, though. If the Time Cube guy can have a desperately sad acolyte who becomes disillusioned and kills himself, so can Chris.
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The time cube guy wasn't schizo or crazy tho. He was a Hickok who discovered a dead doctrine called gnosticism and tried to make it his own lol
 
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