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Marvin said:
Chris does have genuine gender issues. He's uncomfortable with aspects of his body that remind him he's male. He's self harmed over this. There's some sort of body dysphoria going on there. That's not really in dispute.

I think people online think Chris isn't genuinely transsexual because they're distracted by the circus surrounding Chris' internet fame.

If your main exposure to Chris is through the circus, just assume you don't know much about Chris' mental state. (This applies to all of us.)

Chris doesn't know how to work the system. In fact, I don't know how he managed to ply a drug prescription out of a doctor's hand.

I know the institutional deficiencies that enabled it, but I don't know where Chris learned how to doctor shop.

But yeah, unless some tard holds his hand, flying to Thailand or somewhere for the chop sounds out of his range of knowledge.
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Chris has self harmed? Like other than is taint? That's legit sad, poor dingus.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yup, it has nothing to do with his intrinsically masculine personality like other troons. It's the Internet that is clouding Chris' gender issues.
More simply, I look at Chris just like Caitlyn Jenner..autogynophelia.. nothing feminine.
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Remember now, the portrayal of Chris on the internet is a circus, a farce, a parody of his every day life.

It's not meant to be taken seriously. That's the number one Stone Cutter motto you know.
 
I've been thinking about it, and it's occurred to me that Chris's current situation is a profoundly sad example of decaying social capital in our country. A vulnerable man was severely exploited and it wasn't his family, friends, neighbors, or community (he had none) that stepped in to save him, but random internet miscreants on a forum founded to make fun of him, motivated by a combo of pity, troll's remorse, and desire not to see the lolmilk dry up. Chris is an asshole who burned a lot of those bridges himself, but still, that's just sad. Bowling alone? More like trolling alone.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Remember now, the portrayal of Chris on the internet is a circus, a farce, a parody of his every day life.

It's not meant to be taken seriously. That's the number one Stone Cutter motto you know.
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Right, I am sure that behind closed doors Chris is just like Marylin Monroe, except he's a fat man, who craps himself.
 
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Chopinpiano said:
Imagine when the internet is an ancient part of human history and if Chris was uncovered in a thousand years.
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It'll be like how the first Neanderthal we discovered was bent in half by arthritis and they assumed the entire species was "knuckle draggers". 21st-century Homo sapiens will be written off as a bunch of autists.
 
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Lipitor said:
His first move would be to transport himself to cwcville, where he would be trapped forever. Infinity Gauntlets one limitation is their powers only work in the universe they're from.
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Thinking about this point from comics, a Council of Chrises would be pretty fun to watch, especially the superhero/demigod reactions to OPL.

Chris hasn't mentioned having a broken Reality Stone hidden inside of his body for awhile, so I wonder if he got bored with that idea, or if he's just too focused on ponies to remember.

Depression_Begins said:
Arguably being the most documented person in human history...
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Not even close.
 
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Picklechu said:
Thinking about this point from comics, a Council of Chrises would be pretty fun to watch, especially the superhero/demigod reactions to OPL.

Chris hasn't mentioned having a broken Reality Stone hidden inside of his body for awhile, so I wonder if he got bored with that idea, or if he's just too focused on ponies to remember.


Not even close.
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With 1800 articles on the cwcki alone, few people throughout history hold a candle to Chris.

I think it's safe to say that he's the most well documented "normal person" who isn't a historical figure.
 
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I realize that the RetroN-5 already exists, but when I saw this video, I immediately thought that this is the kind of thing Chris wanted to see for a long time; I checked the CWCki and this is the closest thing I found among the things he was hoping would exist (and the multi-generation Pokéball peripheral still looks unrealistic, compared to a modular multi-system console that plays both carts and disc-based games): https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality#In_the_real_world
 
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Depression_Begins said:
I wonder what Chris' legacy will be. Arguably being the most documented person in human history, will people continue to learn about him in the future?
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I wonder why this is such a commonplace thought to new christorians. Most historical people are HIGHLY documented, especially considering how much people back in the day kept diaries or wrote shit tons of letters. Take any random founding father and with the right sources you could tell what they did a particular week or even day or what crop they were growing, and have someone writing a new book about them every year.

Chris is just an early vlogger. Now adays you have vloggers posting 30 minute vlogs every damn day.
 
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