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What ever happend to Chris' god given child Crystal? He always said he'd have her with his sweetheart. Now that he has, four-something imaginary ones, when is his imaginary daughter going to happen?
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The Captain
Friend of Marvin and Splendid Meat Sticks
True & Honest Fan
Christorical Figure
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Chris is currently on a quest to get some 100% True and Honest Brazilian lightning struck quartz totally not made in CHINA
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Chris already spawned two Sonichu babies when he impregnated himself with his own semen using a turkey baster.
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mertyville
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I was about to ask if anyone could imagine watching a sitcom of Chris living at some normal guys home and destroying his relationship with his girlfriend, family and co-workers that come to visit, but then I realized that the one "episode" waterman wrote with that made-up Pokemon living at Punchy was literally just that.
Only that I doubt any normal woman would bite a piece out of Chris anytime soon.
Only that I doubt any normal woman would bite a piece out of Chris anytime soon.
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Also, I think the Zelda thing might have been made up by someone with a grudge against them. I don't think it was ever confirmed.
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Apparently a lot of "information" about Liquid comes from his assblasted brother who for reasons I don't understand autistically raged about him and made up shit about him.
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He probably wanted Liquid to get him some spicy nudes of Chris but Liquid said no.
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To be honest, he was probably jealous of Liquid's notoriety. The fact we're still talking about him now says a lot.
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You'd have to be some kind of worthless pathetic loser to actually be upset Kiwi Farms isn't fucking talking about you.
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Definitely, but you can see some lolcows like Michael Hirtes crave our attention as they claim to hate us.
The Other Chandler
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Idea Guy told him he had to sodomize Sonichu to get Crystal. So clearly, he hasn't forgotten about her.
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Words can't describe how much I fucking hated Idea GuyIdea Guy told him he had to sodomize Sonichu to get Crystal. So clearly, he hasn't forgotten about her.
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I never even knew this existed, holy. I wish I could rate horrifying.
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Idea Guy told him he had to sodomize Sonichu to get Crystal. So clearly, he hasn't forgotten about her.
He even dots his i's with fucking hearts when he's raping his son.
Buck Mullet
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Wish there was a "Love is Love" rating.
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So of this mating, Sonichu is the one that gets pregnant? What?Idea Guy told him he had to sodomize Sonichu to get Crystal. So clearly, he hasn't forgotten about her.
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Has anyone put together a compilation of funniest Chris Chandler videos? I'd be interested in seeing the Crem de la cream, or maybe you could reference your top 10? I think my favorite was many, many years ago when Chris dad came into his room and they were yelling at each other.
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I know this is old news now but I've just finished reading about the Megan Schroeder saga.
She was actually very attractive, wasn't she? (I've just found her Facebook crafts page and she still looks great.) Way out of Chris's league, of course, and he must have known that deep down because of the seething molten hatred that erupted after he nuked his chances with her and (as ever) refused to take a single shred of responsibility for what happened.
Just like a child throwing a tantrum after being told he can't have a certain toy. "I didn't want the stupid toy anyway! It's just a piece of shit! I don't care!"
I'm off now to dream about Megan wearing that cute denim jacket and playing a bass guitar. :autism:
She was actually very attractive, wasn't she? (I've just found her Facebook crafts page and she still looks great.) Way out of Chris's league, of course, and he must have known that deep down because of the seething molten hatred that erupted after he nuked his chances with her and (as ever) refused to take a single shred of responsibility for what happened.
Just like a child throwing a tantrum after being told he can't have a certain toy. "I didn't want the stupid toy anyway! It's just a piece of shit! I don't care!"
I'm off now to dream about Megan wearing that cute denim jacket and playing a bass guitar. :autism:
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A chick playing bass always makes them more attractive, it's fact.