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Perhaps it's because Megan resembles Michael Steele from the Bangles - another 'boyfriend free girl'? I dunno. I like her anyway.

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TedBovisUK said:
I know this is old news now but I've just finished reading about the Megan Schroeder saga.
She was actually very attractive, wasn't she? (I've just found her Facebook crafts page and she still looks great.)
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She was sort of dorky at the time but grew up well.
 
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Will Chris be completely satisfied with his imaginary relationship forever? You can only beat it off to the thought of Magi-chan's penis for so long before it becomes stale.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
Also, I think the Zelda thing might have been made up by someone with a grudge against them. I don't think it was ever confirmed.
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AnOminous said:
Apparently a lot of "information" about Liquid comes from his assblasted brother who for reasons I don't understand autistically raged about him and made up shit about him.
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Yep. The Zelda thing (and McFlurry thing) was posted originally on /cow/. Liquid's brother and he used to run a Youtube channel, and Liquid abandoned it after his Chris fame happened and he started dating Kacey. Liquid's brother hated their relationship and Kacey (because he couldn't do his Youtube channel alone or something equally stupid), so he made up a lot of shit about them. If he made up the McFlurry and Zelda shit, I don't know. Based on what I saw and interacted with them back on PVCC, it was not out of character for either of them (he was severely pussywhipped and she was very assertive). But just because it is not out of character doesn't mean it happened.

I would guess the stories are bullshit because I cannot imagine that someone who was still in contact with Liquid (other than his brother) and still be posting shit on /cow/, but then again, they are plausible.
 
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Picklechu said:
A friend in Auburn sent this to me a few hours ago. This dude has apparently been sitting around campus like this. I can dream about a new lolcalf following in OPL's footsteps, can't I?

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Nah, he looks too normal. It could be some weird social experiment. Although, those highwaters are weird.
 
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Picklechu said:
A friend in Auburn sent this to me a few hours ago. This dude has apparently been sitting around campus like this. I can dream about a new lolcalf following in OPL's footsteps, can't I?

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Isn't it frat rush season? I'd imagine that's what this is. Like "you gotta bag 3 fat chicks using only this sign.".

Even funnier given the Chris context is that he probably will.
 
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Picklechu said:
A friend in Auburn sent this to me a few hours ago. This dude has apparently been sitting around campus like this. I can dream about a new lolcalf following in OPL's footsteps, can't I?

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Those are like $250 running shoes he's wearing.
 
RomeoRose said:
Has anyone put together a compilation of funniest Chris Chandler videos? I'd be interested in seeing the Crem de la cream, or maybe you could reference your top 10?
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Horses for courses, but I think the Juggalo video where Chris just gives up on any semblance of rapping for about a minute halfway through and just mumbles and whines incoherently whilst squinting and gurning takes some beating.
 
Why are we getting a new thread every time Chris tweets? Isn't that what the random updates thread is for? We don't need a thousand threads active at the same time, all speculating on how long it's been since Barb had a solid bowel movement.

Stoned Alex Jones said:
I know I'm late but after seeing the zoosadist shit I'm really happy Chris never got into being a furry.
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Chris isn't a sadistic psychopath like you'd have to be to engage in the zoosadism shit. If Chris were a zoophile he'd probably just try to scissor his cat, fail, and then draw a picture of it instead.
 
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After giving a listen to the Hedgehog Boys album, the lyrics:

Why do all of the jerks/
Get all of the pretty girls?

Made me think, “All things considered, is Chris the proto-incel?" If he never became a tomgirl, would he return as Carlos Chantor to score some china?
 
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Xanax said:
Why are we getting a new thread every time Chris tweets? Isn't that what the random updates thread is for? We don't need a thousand threads active at the same time, all speculating on how long it's been since Barb had a solid bowel movement.
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I personally like it, it makes the sub far more readable.

Plus, Chris's content these days has been kinda elevated from the usual CPUs tripe.
 
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Gorillagorillagorilla said:
Has anyone here seen Chris chan in the wild?
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@Marvin, @LoveYouLongTime, have been flashed by chris and his dirty :briefs: and lived to talk about it

others like @Copitz (who chris discarded after filling him with navy), @garbageraider and @Thetan (who were executed by the state of Virginia for faggotry), and @Ruckersvillian (who was tracked down and murdered by chris himself) did not

i think @The Captain got molested by chris by proxy at one point or something, and the sight of chris's grotesque body shocked Marvin so bad he still has seizure to this day
 
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