Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Gay Scientologist]

I'm imagining that Charb won't bother to repair the place as long as it decays slowly enough.

They will just slowly migrate into the parts of the house that haven't caved in yet, using the junk to build a form of crude "shack within a shack" that prevents most of the elements reaching them.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I recently spotted this photograph of Chris on the world wide webs but can't seem to place the sauce, does anybody know where it came from?

 

[Picklechu]

I recently spotted this photograph of Chris on the world wide webs but can't seem to place the sauce, does anybody know where it came from?

That's the first I've seen of it as well, and I usually have a pretty decent memory. Judging by his hair, I don't think it's from any earlier than 2013, but I'm not 100% sure on that.

 

[EI 903]

I recently spotted this photograph of Chris on the world wide webs but can't seem to place the sauce, does anybody know where it came from?

Part of the newest info dump. Not sure on the exact date, but it's within the past year. Probably within the past 6 months.

 

[just some jerk]

When and why did Chris end emails with "stay safe"

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris Chandler vs. Don Vito. Who wins?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Fatty loses, always no matter what.

It's his fate. His Doom.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I recently spotted this photograph of Chris on the world wide webs but can't seem to place the sauce, does anybody know where it came from?

That's gotta be a 'shop, right? The arms and legs are way too smooth. More effort than OPL would go to.

 

[EI 903]

That's gotta be a 'shop, right? The arms and legs are way too smooth. More effort than OPL would go to.

It's legit.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

It's legit.

Then I tip my hat to him. From the neck-down he passes suprisingly well.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, yeah, no, Chris stays hairless, except for his skullet and the 5 oclock shadow he always seems to have.

He's been doing this for awhile, and I'm thinking it's some sort of autistic thing having to do with cleanliness (along the same lines as how he obsessively applies hand sanitizer).

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I'm thinking it's some sort of autistic thing having to do with cleanliness (along the same lines as how he obsessively applies hand sanitizer).

And yet doesn't take showers...

 

[EI 903]

And yet doesn't take showers...

He's been bathing daily since he got his piercing. Or at least was for a period of time after.

 

[A-№1]

Oh, yeah, no, Chris stays hairless, except for his skullet and the 5 oclock shadow he always seems to have.

Which has some disturbing implications if you think about it too deeply.

 

[Marvin]

And yet doesn't take showers...

I think he bathes, he's just not self aware to scrub properly in the right places.

It's like this, except Chris is a lot less effective at it. His weight definitely doesn't help.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

So I'm wasting time scrubbing my torso and feet? Got'cha.

 

[Marvin]

So I'm wasting time scrubbing my torso and feet? Got'cha.

This isn't about the optimal way to wash, just what the typical person washes.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I wonder if Chris listens to this at all.

 

[derpi]

Spoiler: Incorrect information

Kay so I noticed in that in the makeup tips video Chris is actually using Sephora brand items, which are actually cheaper than the brand name items they carry.
It's like going to Walmart and buying Walmart brand ketchup instead of Heinz or whatever the fuck.
So I'm gonna break it down to a rough estimate on how much he probably spent based on their current non sale prices.
Eyeliner: $10 (One pencil)
Foundation: $22 (One compact)
Lipstick: $13 (One stick)
Eyeshadow: $13 (One shadow)
Mascara: $15 (One tube)
At minimum he spent $73+taxes.

@sparklemilhouse cleared up what brands he was using.
Only the powder was Sephora. Everything else was drugstore.
So new price breakdown (all prices based on cheapest online prices available):
Sephora powder: $22/compact
Milani eyeshadow: $4.75/shadow
Maybelline primer: 7.94/tube
Revlon lipstick: $4/97/tube
Mascara: Unknown price/brand

I don't think he uses blush or bronzer??? I do know that he most likely has multiples of eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick, because a lot of (tom)girls have multiples of those things. He seems to have all the basics at least.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

I wonder if Chris listens to this at all.

That's probably too new to be on the "Goodwill Orchestra Presents: Covers of Lawrence Welk's Arrangements of Broadway Classics" records he seems to be listening to now.