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You know what will be a cool reality show idea? Send Chris to live in a foreign country like Russia, Japan or India, for like a month with no guides what so ever and let him explore and create lols.
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If he went to Russia he'd probably forget to bring sufficient cold-weather gear and freeze to death. If he went to Japan everyone would stare and whisper at the weird fat gaijin, and then some wèen would try and trick him into ordering fugu at a restaurant in an attempt to poison him. If he went to India, he'd probably defile some holy site on accident and get clobbered by a mob of enraged pilgrims.
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Would Chris be convicted of witchcraft if he was in Saudi Arabia?
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Yes, because he won't stop sperging about "Sonichu spirits" and his Sonichu medallion can be considered as a talisman, he will get beheaded for it. Also he will be convicted for blasphemy and possibly homosexuality thanks to the CPU goddesses debacle and his bisexuality respectively.
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Doubt it, the cow is a sacred animal to the Hindus.
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He'd be killed for being a tranny before anything else there.
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The moment he step on that land, crime awaits for him
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public execution when
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Drawing his victory and saying that's what happened in the other dimension.
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Well, Psychiatry appointments aren't supposed to be more than 15 minutes, they are MDs and only do Rx therapy. If they feel the patient needs to talk to someone about their problems they will refer them to a Psychologist who can get into treatments like non medical options like CBT and DBT among others. I mean it wouldn't take 5 minutes for a MD to realize Chris is bat-shit crazy anyway.
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God no. Gopnik Chris is the last thing the world needs. Keep him the fuck out of Russia.
Maybe in India they'll make him into a real goddess - the type that gets covered in flowers and has offerings of food given? Can you imagine how big his ego would be after that? And the insane shit his brain would come up with after being exposed to the various religions in India...
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Japan would be great because they’re intimidated by foreigners and Chris would misinterpret politeness for friendliness.
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Anyone ever thought of thailand? Chris might like it there.
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Now I know you're just throwing a bone to poke fun at how Chris is completely incapable of surviving outside a welfare state (which is 100% true)
Situation is if Chris made a scene is what you guys are saying.
I spent a year and a half in Kuwait but there were a lot of Saudi tourists, also frequently had to deal with Saudi politics crossing over (shit's everywhere). He'd probably get incarcerated for having a mental illness if he didn't have a chaperone to protect him, and explain everything. Generally you don't make a buffoon of yourself you won't get hurt too bad.
As for some "beheading" "witchcraft" shit. Nah. At most he'd be incarcerated for making a public scene and being indecent. And even then they'd treat him as if he had a mental illness. Not autism. They'd treat him as if he is a literal retard. And since he's American he'd likely get deported not long after.
Now if by virtue of magic Chris had always been a Saudi, well then it's different. His family would likely keep him at home, rarely letting him go out or risk shaming them. If the family was rich they might expatriate him in the West. The Gulf States and Saudi Arabia are strange because they sort of are welfare states.
Even then it would be highly recommended he not dress how he dresses and look a lot more professional as a courtesy to others. Something Chris doesn't understand, is that you're expected to give what others want, It's something westerners learn the hard way. It's considered a courtesy to the public to not have your gut hang out, and act like a manchild. Like it or not your presence is considered part of a group in public. Also Chris would 100% be considered a man, so none of the hijab bullshit, also even then it's not (usually) enforced on tourists in Riyadh or Jeddah. And if Chris did not conform he'd be deported.
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I know, but you really can't get a good hold of someone's symptoms unless you speak to them and observe them for an extended period of time.
Why, so he can handle lady Bois and beg for a free vagina surgery? They might be okay with fags, but I'm sure they don't tolerate autogynephelic manchildren who can't even speak English properly.
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Why is there a word filter on the word w.een? Were people jusg using it too much?
It's kinda annoying imo and people still use it. Why keep it up?
It's kinda annoying imo and people still use it. Why keep it up?
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From Dear Leader himself, October 2017:
"First order of business, I'm removing the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME wordfilter because it did fuck all to convince you people to improve your vocabulary. A I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is not any person who contacts Chris / any lolcow. A I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is not anyone who trolls Chris / any lolcow. A I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is, very specifically, an exceptional individual who wastes time, energy, sometimes money to mildly annoy Chris without achieving any funny results. This is especially true with anything involving money."
Obviously he's re-enabled it since this was posted, but yeah. It was being overused and he was trying to discourage that, and Null is nothing if not stubborn.
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I was just amused by the idea of Chris getting arrested for sorcery and seeing that as irrefutable proof of his powers.