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I didn't know, I've only just registered on Kiwi Farms today and I'm not registered with Twitter and Chris Chan hardly ever uploads new videos, all the news I find about him are mostly on Reddit.

I'm attracted to Chris Chan when he wasn't dressed up like a woman. I find classic Chris hot but I'm too late, haha!
BRUH.

What the fuck fresh autistic hell is this?? A new idea guy torturing one of Chris' imaginary beastial waifus?
It is from the time of the Idea Guys.
 
To any kiwis who were involved in trolling Chris: If you knew then what you know now about Chris's 2019 mental state, his quality of life, and how future trolls would abuse him, would you troll all over again, or leave him alone? Do you have any regrets? How much impact do you think trolling had on Chris's deterioration, anyway?

Personally, I think there were good trolls and bad trolls, and only the ones who took it too far have shit to regret, but I wasn't there.
 
I'm actually kind of curious as to why the trolls never really tried to get "Classic" Chris involved in a feud with Anthony Logatto back when organized trolling was still in effect and both Chris and A-Log were at their peaks of activity online at the time.

There was the whole ADF/Jack Thaddeus mini-saga that seemed promising at first but ultimately fizzled out on Chris's end, although Phil still holds an insane hatred of Chris because of the whole thing.

In time, Chris eventually forgot about ADF for the most part and Phil was not initially interested in Chris until the Jack Thaddeus stuff went down (at least as far as I know)

But Anthony Logatto was very active around the same time and he even still had his circle of friends at the time and unlike ADF, A-Log was actively interested in Chris and hated him to an insane and unhealthy degree, to the point he even had a verb named after him, and I'm pretty sure the trolls were aware of Logatto and his crew at the time of Jack Thaddeus. Which brings me to my next question...

I'm curious as to why the trolls didn't poke and prod Chris in A-Log's direction to try and get some sort of internet rivalry going, as that would have no doubt ensured a lot of material from both individuals and I kind of get the feeling that a CWC vs. A-Log rivalry would have been a much more viable take on the whole "Jack Thaddeus" ploy, as opposed to the CWC vs. ADF rivalry that quickly fizzled out for everyone involved aside from Phil himself.

On the one hand, having a Jack Thaddeus scenario with A-Log as the target instead of ADF could have been funny, but then again, part of what made mocking A-Log and his crew so enjoyable was the fact that despite all the venom and rage from Logatto and pals, Chris never really noticed them at all, and even if he was aware of it, didn't even think to acknowledge it in the slightest.

I mean, a feud between Classic-era Chris and Anthony Logatto would be to lolcow drama what Sting vs. The Undertaker would be for pro wrestling, the ultimate dream rivalry that spergs will go on and on about.

However, I think part of the mystique of such a rivalry is because we all know it will never happen.

Chris has changed drastically since his original heyday in the late 2000's, meanwhile A-Log ended up losing all of his friends and hanger-ons and then went dark for the most part, his lolcow legacy largely forgotten save for the term named after him (and even that is being gradually phased out), and organized trolling of both individuals have pretty much ceased completely.

I'm curious as to what @Marvin and @Alec Benson Leary have to say on the matter, as I know both were involved in organized trolling at various points (though I am not sure if they were involved in Jack Thaddeus at all) and I'm wondering if there was a specific reason for the PVCC not trying to orchestrate an internet feud between the two or if it just never crossed anyone's mind at the time.

They we're fucking desperate and certain to make ADF the next Chris, forgetting the obvious fact that there was nothing funny about him.
 
They we're fucking desperate and certain to make ADF the next Chris, forgetting the obvious fact that there was nothing funny about him.

Agreed. There was a thing during the quiet period of 2012-2013 where /cow/ were so convinced that Chris was done as a lolcow that they were looking for the "next Chris"

Everyone thought ADF was going to be the next Chris, but he's not really funny even in a cringe-inducing sort of way. He's more annoying (or even mildly rage-inducing) than anything else.

Pixyteri was often seen as the female equivalent of Chris for a while, but she was also more sympathetic than Chris was (especially at the time) and again, Pixy mostly went dark and when she did return, mellowed out and kind of got better.

A-Log was funny in the ironic sort of way due to his hypocrisy, and he was also looked at as a successor to Chris for a while, but he went dark and fell off the face of the Earth along with his orbiters. Honestly, had he not gained such notoriety as a lolcow beforehand, he could've easily been forgotten and moved on from being a lolcow like most of his orbiters did (most notably MsUmlaut and SpaceScreaminJohn)

The only lolcow who was not only funnier than Chris, but also was the most likely to be the successor to Chris as the prime lolcow was Jace Connors and that turned out to be just a very clever hoax. After all, Jace was the only lolcow who influenced the culture of the forums to the same degree as Chris did.

In terms of active and genuine lolcows, I'd say DSP is the most likely "successor" to Chris in terms of his following and organized trolling, but he's still a long way off and by the time DSP got his own sub-forum, Chris had already made a resurgence online.

TL;DR-Chris was the lolcow version of catching lightning in a bottle.
 
There is only one person who made lolz up to par with Classic Chris. He went by Darkside Red 992. He uploaded a video of him masturbating incorrectly and even had a sweetheart saga that led to him being trolled to go from the Pacific side to the Atlantic side for a fake girlfriend.
 
Chris was still a complete and total wreck after he trooned out, but he wasn't quite as dysfunctional as "Classic Chris" or the Tomgirl Chris from 2010-2013, and he seemed to be doing okay (relatively speaking) until the Idea Guys and the CPU Goddess and Dimensional Merge insanity kicked in, with the Blarms incident in 2014 being the only real major meltdown of note during that period.
No, he just kept a lower profile.
 
To any kiwis who were involved in trolling Chris: If you knew then what you know now about Chris's 2019 mental state, his quality of life, and how future trolls would abuse him, would you troll all over again, or leave him alone? Do you have any regrets? How much impact do you think trolling had on Chris's deterioration, anyway?



Personally
To any kiwis who were involved in trolling Chris: If you knew then what you know now about Chris's 2019 mental state, his quality of life, and how future trolls would abuse him, would you troll all over again, or leave him alone? Do you have any regrets? How much impact do you think trolling had on Chris's deterioration, anyway?

Personally, I think there were good trolls and bad trolls, and only the ones who took it too far have shit to regret, but I wasn't there.

You've got a point (example would be the Emily date - that was one thing but calling Chris up to gloat how pickleman and Clyde were gentlemen afterwards?) but it's not like he didn't realise his full potential due to the trolls? We're probably not in Brian's Song territory.

There is (for Chris) the upside of internet infamy : DStecks buying him a bed, the free Switch and an excuse for not applying for a job this last 20 years.

Edit: been a bit harsh on some people here, longer term I'm sure they've thought about what they did more than Chris has been bothered by it.
 
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If Bob Chandler has a pension when he was alive, i'm sure the money would go to Barb, but how could they lose his retirement money? When the check comes in the mail or it's direct deposit the first week of every month. Now unless he got a large lump sum when he retired from his old his job then I can understand they used it to pay the lawyer and the court. Bob was an the army for two years I assume he would get a little something for that as well American army stationed in South Korea.
 
If Bob Chandler has a pension when he was alive, i'm sure the money would go to Barb, but how could they lose his retirement money? When the check comes in the mail or it's direct deposit the first week of every month. Now unless he got a large lump sum when he retired from his old his job then I can understand they used it to pay the lawyer and the court. Bob was an the army for two years I assume he would get a little something for that as well American army stationed in South Korea.
This could be explained with two things.

  1. Chris ran over Snyder and faced financial devastation thanks to it. Had to pay a lot to Snyder.
  2. Barb practically spending it for the horde to grow.
 
There is only one person who made lolz up to par with Classic Chris. He went by TrippinKahlua. He uploaded a video of him masturbating incorrectly and even had a sweetheart saga that led to him being trolled to go from the Pacific side to the Atlantic side for a fake girlfriend.
we already knew all of this
 
Chris might have PTSD when he was locked in a room filled with toys, his habits might prove it.
 
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What happened to the Brony Babe weight loss challenge? The treadmill? Strong suspicion that the only thing Chris has run these past few months was his mouth on Twitter.

I assumed he lost interest pretty quickly because everyone and their sister in the brony analyst community was blocking him on Twitter at the time, meaning he wasn't going to be getting any praise or asspats for it. He probably also got frustrated when the flab didn't magically melt off after a couple of leisurely half-mile strolls.
 
I'm a bit out of the loop here, but why does Chris claim to be married to Mewtwo of all pokeymanz?

I'm guessing it's more Idea Guy crap.

Also what's this "Comma" thing Chris claims he's a "goddess" of?
 
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I'm a bit out of the loop here, but why does Chris claim to be married to Mewtwo of all pokeymanz?

I'm guessing it's more Idea Guy crap.

Also what's this "Comma" thing Chris claims he's a "goddess" of?

Mewtwo got married to Magi-Chan in January 2018, so when Chris joined in he just kind of inherited him. As for Comma, it's a made-up nation Chris claims he's the CPU goddess of, which is some junk he got from the Hyperdimension Neptunia games and anime. It's based on the Commodore 64. Pretty much all of this has Idea Guy fingerprints on it, of course.
 
Mewtwo got married to Magi-Chan in January 2018, so when Chris joined in he just kind of inherited him.
Surprised Chris didn't claim to be married to Gardevoir. They're psychic, fairly human-like, and feminine -- although half are male -- and Chris had one named "Vanessa" on an in-game team.

Has Chris ever gone into any detail what "Comma" is like?
 
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