Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I know that Chris is a dumbass but how he able to finish high school? Did he copy homeworks from his galpals? Did Bob do all his homeworks? Did the teachers gave him kindergarten shit to pass?

Teachers don't want to deal with these tards year after year, so they pass them to get rid of them.

 

[Tikbalang]

Teachers don't want to deal with these tards year after year, so they pass them to get rid of them.

No wonder Chris likes high school. He hates graduating, while the teachers like "Thank you god, now I don't have to deal with those re-tarded fucks"

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know that Chris is a dumbass but how he able to finish high school? Did he copy homeworks from his galpals? Did Bob do all his homeworks? Did the teachers gave him kindergarten shit to pass?

You can see for yourself what kind of work he did:

Manchester High School - CWCki

sonichu.com

He turned in stuff at his ordinary level of competence, and they just passed him regardless.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I know that Chris is a dumbass but how he able to finish high school? Did he copy homeworks from his galpals? Did Bob do all his homeworks? Did the teachers gave him kindergarten shit to pass?

According to the stuff that people scrounged out of the garbage after the house fire, it looks to have been a combination of extremely generous grading and probably some incompetence and/or pity on the part of his teachers. He did fail a number of assignments, but not enough to be held back or to fail at graduating.

Edit: ninja'd by Kosher Dill

 

[Tikbalang]

According to the stuff that people scrounged out of the garbage after the house fire, it looks to have been a combination of extremely generous grading and probably some incompetence and/or pity on the part of his teachers. He did fail a number of assignments, but not enough to be held back or to fail at graduating.

Edit: ninja'd by Kosher Dill

So the teachers lower their standards to Chris. Might as well send him to school for special kids.

The more I learn about Chris and watching family guy, the more I think that Peter Griffin is the fictional Chris Chan, minus the family and friends.

 

[Muscle Bra]

According to the stuff that people scrounged out of the garbage after the house fire, it looks to have been a combination of extremely generous grading and probably some incompetence and/or pity on the part of his teachers.

Given that a high school junior or seinor senior described WWII as a “tragic event with guns and insults and yuck”, I don’t think the term “extremely generous” even begins to cut it. While Borb may have successfully waged their war to get Chris mainstreamed, the tard card was still in full force.

 

[Trilby]

Given that a high school junior or seinor senior described WWII as a “tragic event with guns and insults and yuck”, I don’t think the term “extremely generous” even begins to cut it. While Borb may have successfully waged their war to get Chris mainstreamed, the tard card was still in full force.

I wouldn't doubt Chris was in some sort of special program that collaborated this mainstream effort.

 

[Tikbalang]

Whoever created a 3d model of not-Chris Chan, he's wasting his time and talent

 

[semiSolidMeteor]

Chris's speech is bad enough in English but does he have any weird cwcisms just for his Spanish?

 

[praktica]

Given that a high school junior or seinor senior described WWII as a “tragic event with guns and insults and yuck”, I don’t think the term “extremely generous” even begins to cut it. While Borb may have successfully waged their war to get Chris mainstreamed, the tard card was still in full force.

Like a Mobius strip of entitlement and why people attribute Chris' uniqueness to Bob and Barb.

"How dare you suggest my son is disabled, he must be mainstreamed."

"How dare you give my son an F, don't you know he's disabled?"

...and repeat, until school gives in.

See Song of Christian for an example, Chris indignantly addressing the camera like a confederate colonel tackling carpetbaggers which can only have been learnt from parroting his father.

 

[Meat Pickle]

If someone created a 3d model of not-Chris Chan, he's wasting his time and talent

I know that guy, he a user who often worships Chris at Sockness's level. I often see him orbiting around Chris's Twitter and pissing off users at r/chrischansonichu. I have heard rumors that he is actually Hirtes.

His Twitter account
His Reddit account

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

So the teachers lower their standards to Chris. Might as well send him to school for special kids.

The more I learn about Chris and watching family guy, the more I think that Peter Griffin is the fictional Chris Chan, minus the family and friends.

Well, Griffin is a total derp, but he doesn't think he's a goddess and apparently he tries to work, selling butt scratchers and such.

 

[CraBman]

Who is more mentally abusive, Barb or Daddy0five?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Has anything remotely interesting happened the past 3 months?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

According to the stuff that people scrounged out of the garbage after the house fire, it looks to have been a combination of extremely generous grading and probably some incompetence and/or pity on the part of his teachers. He did fail a number of assignments, but not enough to be held back or to fail at graduating.

Edit: ninja'd by Kosher Dill

It's pretty fucking hard to actually flunk out of high school. Much, much dumber people than Chris still make it through.

 

[Dread First]

It's pretty fucking hard to actually flunk out of high school. Much, much dumber people than Chris still make it through.

It's borderline impossible nowadays due to a combination of NCLB (is that still a thing anymore? it was when I was in high school) causing funding to get tied directly to test scores AND school administrators trying to avoid taking nasty hits to their statistics. Mind you, this is public school we're talking about. Private schools have a little more leeway. Pretty much the only ways you can get kicked out of high school boil down to doing shit that's literally expulsion worthy (i.e. anything with criminal damages).

 

[AnOminous]

Has anything remotely interesting happened the past 3 months?

Nothing. It's just been Chris autistically tweeting at people who can't even see his tweets because the stupid motherfucker has his account protected.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris's speech is bad enough in English but does he have any weird cwcisms just for his Spanish?

No, but sometimes he's gone by Ricardo.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

This is like the CWCville version to the opening scene of Watchmen. All heroes once, either dying or being killed or commited to mental institutions and a new generation taking over.

The times are-a changing'!

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Chris's speech is bad enough in English but does he have any weird cwcisms just for his Spanish?

From what bits of Spanish writing I've seen in his oeuvre, he tends to mix English nouns with Spanish articles, a la Tres Delinquentes. Prolly he was in Peggy Hill's class.