Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Where did the phrase "hoarded cocks" come from?
 
Mr. 0 said:
Where did the phrase "hoarded cocks" come from?
Click to expand...

I believe it came from a word filter for "content" from the Krapple/789chan days and that Inner Circle were hoarding said content/cocks.
 
Henry Bemis said:
sparklemilhouse said:
I looked at the yearbook pics, and what Chris called "prom" was clearly that breakfast banquet, pre-graduation. What a dumbass.
Click to expand...

Given the lengths they went to in order to keep Chris sated and themselves at peace, it's kind of curious that Bob 'n' Barb would make such an oversight as this.

Unless it went something like:

Chris: Ma, will you be my date to the prom?
Barb: (skims the paperwork) Dammit, Christian, this ain't no pro-

(Behind Chris, who starts going tearily wide-eyed, Bob makes several "ix-nay on the ot prom-nay" gestures.)

Barb: ...Yes.
Click to expand...


That's exactly how it happened! lol.

The 2 outdoor pics show how dreary it was outside that day so more proof that those pics were from the pre grad ceremony banquet. All the kids in that yearbook page are dressed similar to the kids in Chris' pictures.


>> Theres a guy in a T-shirt with a girl in a Roman theme prom dress? maybe just southern hicks who cant be formal.<<

Oh! That's after prom! Most schools do an after prom party at like the Y or somewhere else big so kids don't go off drinking. There's games, things like electric bull riding, pretend gambling. This is what I heard. My mom didn't let me go to prom because she's crazy.
 
Sometimes things get a bit confusing on the CWC timeline. Maybe the answer to this random question is somewhere on the CWCki, but I couldn't find it, so:

When exactly was Chris introduced to the whole concept of trolls and trolling? It must've been about the same time the ED page came up and people started contacting him, right? Was it Blanca or some other sweetheart who told him about the villains who would plague the rest of his existence?
 
Hello, I just registered to see if there are any Christorians here who could help me find a particular Chris video that I stumbled on a long time ago on the CWCki and have been vainly trying to find again for some time now. All I can remember of it is that it was very old (as in, like mid/late 90's, long before his e-fame), had very dim lighting (it may even have been just audio? can't remember), and involved Chris doing some absolutely terrible impressions of comedians, in particular Jerry Seinfeld. All I could find by searching was a 2010 video titled "Some Favored Comedians" which is not what I'm looking for. Thank you.
 
It certainly looks contemporary to the video I'm looking for, but skimming over the transcription it doesn't seem to have any impressions or his attempt at a comedy routine, which is what I remember most strongly about it.

Am I crazy? Did I just imagine this video even existing? The CWCki's list of Chris videos before 2007 only shows about 10 of them and none of them seem to be what I'm looking for.
 
MrTroll said:
It certainly looks contemporary to the video I'm looking for, but skimming over the transcription it doesn't seem to have any impressions or his attempt at a comedy routine, which is what I remember most strongly about it.

Am I crazy? Did I just imagine this video even existing? The CWCki's list of Chris videos before 2007 only shows about 10 of them and none of them seem to be what I'm looking for.
Click to expand...
I thought he did bad impressions in his "some favored comidians" video, where he refers to himself (a man in his late 20's as a teenager) in a made up Seinfeld sketch, perhaps you're getting them confused?
 
It's possible, but I distinctly recall him, in this particular video, being a lot younger and almost incomprehensible (I know that as he got older his speaking ability improved quite a bit).
 
revengeofphil said:
Holdek said:
Stratochu said:
Not directly CWC or Barb related, but: Why is it that every Goodwill store or similar place (Value Village/Savers, St. Vincent DePaul, Salvation Army, etc.) have an old obese woman resembling Barb to an extent, with an overflowing cart and staring at everyone, and have numerous clearly autistic customers in their 20s and 30s of the same spectre as Our Pet Lolcow in almost every department? And all of these stores tend to have one or more Ford Aerostars in the parking lot.
Click to expand...

I don't know but those stores cater to the lowest income people so that may be part of it.
Click to expand...
In Canada people who shop at Goodwill are generally average looking people searching for a bargain on a coffee table or collectors looking for collectibles (that's why I go there myself.) But then again Canada is this weird backwards place where everybody who shops all Wal-Mart looks like your next door neighbors from a suburb instead of your typical "People of Wal-Mart" fare.
Click to expand...

Believe it or not, in America, normal-looking people who are next door neighbors from a suburb also shop at Walmart and other thrift stores.

My Walmart is one of the many in Virginia Beach, so you have various people shopping there (and at the other Walmarts in the city): enlisted military, soccer moms, college students, families, mentally handicapped children with their families or teachers, tourists (especially French Canadians during the summer)... and yes, you do have the "People of Walmart," but they're very rare. But of course, who's going to take a picture of a soccer mom and her three kids shopping for school supplies when the white guy with dreadlocks and a tiger top hat and a shopping cart full of Cool Whip is more worthy of a stab?

Sorry, but it pisses me off when people go to that site and automatically assume, "Oh, so only the lowliest, dirtiest, and stupidest of people in America shop at Walmart?" :evil:
 
I saw this today and got a chuckle. Didn't think it needed its own thread. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...iveASIN=B003BW67TW&linkCode=as2&tag=ohmy0c-20

51QslLCKW3L._SX342_.jpg


Also included is a review by George Takei.

"When it comes to my lips, I eschew the vlassic flavors. So with this item, the heart said yes though the brine said no.

Apparently, the taste wasn't kosher for Brad, who can be a sour puss, even when in the balm of your hand. So you might want to pickle little more carefully, and give your spouse more than lip service.

Now I just say there's a pickle in my pocket and I'm happy to see him. Too cuke for words.

Well, never a dill moment around here" :pickle:
 
This isn't worth its own topic but I stumbled across Chris' old Tripod site while reading on the Cwcki yesterday. I noticed an update I hadn't seen there before:

Updated: 3/31/2010

Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
Click to expand...

I've lost track of which sites he still had control of and which got hacked so I don't know if this is a real update from Chris or not. Maybe I'm being a slow-in-da-mind and just missed this, but I didn't think Chris ever officially gave up on Sonichu. I thought he just sort of stopped making it.
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
This isn't worth its own topic but I stumbled across Chris' old Tripod site while reading on the Cwcki yesterday. I noticed an update I hadn't seen there before:

Updated: 3/31/2010

Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
Click to expand...

I've lost track of which sites he still had control of and which got hacked so I don't know if this is a real update from Chris or not. Maybe I'm being a slow-in-da-mind and just missed this, but I didn't think Chris ever officially gave up on Sonichu. I thought he just sort of stopped making it.
Click to expand...
Nah, that wasn't Chris, that was a troll. Plus Bob died September 6, 2011.
 
a jackie email I think

it's an abbreviation for "quarter of a chicken sandwich," which his mother was storing in her purse because y'know classy lady
 
rocket said:
a jackie email I think

it's an abbreviation for "quarter of a chicken sandwich," which his mother was storing in her purse because y'know classy lady
Click to expand...

HAHAH! I had no idea. I even searched it on the wiki once to no avail. I knew it ended up meaning McDonald's but that's a riot.
 
I wonder where this sudden outburst of anger towards Megan came from. Maybe I missed something, but it seems as though this is very recent.
I also wonder where she has run off to...
 
Becomedizzy said:
I wonder where this sudden outburst of anger towards Megan came from. Maybe I missed something, but it seems as though this is very recent.
I also wonder where she has run off to...
Click to expand...
This has been developing for awhile. Megan has been suspect in Chris' view for a long time, but in the past year or so, she's been slowly developing in cwcville from just a low level troll to the troll queen.
 
Marvin said:
Becomedizzy said:
I wonder where this sudden outburst of anger towards Megan came from. Maybe I missed something, but it seems as though this is very recent.
I also wonder where she has run off to...
Click to expand...
This has been developing for awhile. Megan has been suspect in Chris' view for a long time, but in the past year or so, she's been slowly developing in cwcville from just a low level troll to the troll queen.
Click to expand...

I'm guessing his White Knights and mom have something to do with it.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back