Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[cypocryphy]

Marvin, maybe you know this....does Chris know how to swim?

 

[Marvin]

I wonder where this sudden outburst of anger towards Megan came from. Maybe I missed something, but it seems as though this is very recent.
I also wonder where she has run off to...

This has been developing for awhile. Megan has been suspect in Chris' view for a long time, but in the past year or so, she's been slowly developing in cwcville from just a low level troll to the troll queen.

I'm guessing his White Knights and mom have something to do with it.

I don't know if Chris is talking to any white knights. Barb and Bob were convinced for awhile that Megan was manipulating Chris, and that might've been where it came from. Chris probably held on to his ideal idea of Megan for awhile, but eventually gave up and took in Borb's position on Megan. Well, and sperged out about it to the point where she's the evil troll queen responsible for everything bad in his life.

Marvin, maybe you know this....does Chris know how to swim?

No, I don't know. That's actually a good question. Can he swim? I mean, we don't know everything about Chris, but I've never heard anything about family trips to the beach or anything like that. Has Chris been to a beach or seen the ocean?

Well, he can probably at least float, especially with all that fat on him.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

No, I don't know. That's actually a good question. Can he swim? I mean, we don't know everything about Chris, but I've never heard anything about family trips to the beach or anything like that. Has Chris been to a beach or seen the ocean?

You know, that just made me realise that I've never heard Chris talking about any summer holidays he ever took as a kid. He has admitted he's never been abroad and has been out of his state only a handful of times. Is it possible Chris has never gone on holiday?

 

[Marvin]

No, I don't know. That's actually a good question. Can he swim? I mean, we don't know everything about Chris, but I've never heard anything about family trips to the beach or anything like that. Has Chris been to a beach or seen the ocean?

You know, that just made me realise that I've never heard Chris talking about any summer holidays he ever took as a kid. He has admitted he's never been abroad and has been out of his state only a handful of times. Is it possible Chris has never gone on holiday?

Yeah, maybe. He went to a few conventions that we know of, but otherwise, I don't think I've heard of the Chandler clan going on vacations. Maybe visiting family? That's all I can think of.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is it possible Chris has never gone on holiday?

Bob and Barb were waiting till Chris was toilet trained before they did any major trips.

The joke, of course, was on them.

 

[Holdek]

This isn't worth its own topic but I stumbled across Chris' old Tripod site while reading on the Cwcki yesterday. I noticed an update I hadn't seen there before:

Updated: 3/31/2010

Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.

I've lost track of which sites he still had control of and which got hacked so I don't know if this is a real update from Chris or not. Maybe I'm being a slow-in-da-mind and just missed this, but I didn't think Chris ever officially gave up on Sonichu. I thought he just sort of stopped making it.

The tell in that is the comparison of his father's death to Patti. Too on-the-nose.

Marvin, maybe you know this....does Chris know how to swim?

No, I don't know. That's actually a good question. Can he swim? I mean, we don't know everything about Chris, but I've never heard anything about family trips to the beach or anything like that. Has Chris been to a beach or seen the ocean?

Well, he can probably at least float, especially with all that fat on him.

"In the hoard I'm the guy who can get things for you, sure. But outside all you need are Google results. Hell, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Atlantic Ocean? Shit. 'Bout to scare me to death, something that big. [stress sigh]"

 

[Lady Houligan]

This isn't worth its own topic but I stumbled across Chris' old Tripod site while reading on the Cwcki yesterday. I noticed an update I hadn't seen there before:

Updated: 3/31/2010

Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.

I've lost track of which sites he still had control of and which got hacked so I don't know if this is a real update from Chris or not. Maybe I'm being a slow-in-da-mind and just missed this, but I didn't think Chris ever officially gave up on Sonichu. I thought he just sort of stopped making it.

The tell in that is the comparison of his father's death to Patti. Too on-the-nose.

I'd call fake as well. (And maybe this is me being a retard but is the "updated" referring to the last page posted or when that blurb about Sonichu not being continued was posted?)

 

[SoniBlu]

My apologies if this was asked and I missed it, but whatever happened with Clyde?

 

[Bugaboo]

My apologies if this was asked and I missed it, but whatever happened with Clyde?

I thought Marvin said once that he got bored and retired from trolling (or if it wasn't Marvin it was some other guy)

 

[Marvin]

My apologies if this was asked and I missed it, but whatever happened with Clyde?

I thought Marvin said once that he got bored and retired from trolling (or if it wasn't Marvin it was some other guy)

I don't remember if I was the one who said that, but that's what happened.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We're always puzzled at how Chris thinks all men are JERKS, without any real way to back it up. Just realized... How many sitcoms or romantic comedies start off with the female lead using that exact phrase? Verbatim?

Can't believe I didn't think of that until now.

 

[theobservdr]

the answer probably is high school ; you see Chris sat with girls, his mind was thinking he was going to get a girlfriend , and any guy who stole one of the girls from him was considered a jerk, as well as the behavior of the male populace at his school who probably picked on him

 

[Mr. 0]

If Our Pet Dumbfuck wasn't autistic (while still being a giant moron) and was able to read the forums carefully enough, he'd remember the time the Man in the Pickle Suit showed up to steal his date and shoot Marvin in the face. With G1 Megantron.

 

[Marvin]

If Our Pet Dumbfuck wasn't autistic (while still being a giant moron) and was able to read the forums carefully enough, he'd remember the time the Man in the Pickle Suit showed up to steal his date and shoot Marvin in the face. With G1 Megantron.

Man, I'd be so honored if I appeared in a Chris video like that. Hell, I've tried to setup other pickleman date-stealing events, but unfortunately, Chris was too much of a pussy to show up. Hell, one time we had a jerk in a dress setup to be the date.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hell, one time we had a jerk in a dress setup to be the date.

Was he playing one of the sweethearts or was this a one-off thing?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Prank_calls

I read the transcript of the redneck call? And did bob always answer the phone with "why are you calling me?"

 

[Holdek]

If Our Pet Dumbfuck wasn't autistic (while still being a giant moron) and was able to read the forums carefully enough, he'd remember the time the Man in the Pickle Suit showed up to steal his date and shoot Marvin in the face. With G1 Megantron.

Man, I'd be so honored if I appeared in a Chris video like that.

It would be funny if Chris started it by 'tard raging about the metric system and how a Royale with sweet tea is not TRUE AND HONEST.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Prank_calls

I read the transcript of the redneck call? And did bob always answer the phone with "why are you calling me?"

I'm going to start answering the phone with that from now on.

(But no, I bet he only did that if the person was calling from a strange area code or was re-dialing constantly to prank him.)

 

[Marvin]

Hell, one time we had a jerk in a dress setup to be the date.

Was he playing one of the sweethearts or was this a one-off thing?

Yeah, he was supposed to be a sweetheart. And they were supposed to be one of Chris' dates, that I would steal. But unfortunately, Chris didn't show up.

 

[Holdek]

Hell, one time we had a jerk in a dress setup to be the date.

Was he playing one of the sweethearts or was this a one-off thing?

Yeah, he was supposed to be a sweetheart. And they were supposed to be one of Chris' dates, that I would steal. But unfortunately, Chris didn't show up.

So Chris has rejected multiple in person socialization opportunities with potential sweethearts? How does he get off ranting about people being illsocial, etc? Or did he smell ]P ?

 

[soIregistered]

Who the hell filmed Rollin' & Trollin'?