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If adrift in the ocean and a foot under water, Chris would rather drown than consider the possibility that he isn't swimming very well.
 
By the way, Chris' friends list on facebook is growing dramatically. A week or so ago, it was at 13 people and now it's at 38.

And the other day he posted this publicly: http://i.imgur.com/MiRSZJo.jpg
 
When I was a freshman in college, we made fun of people who still wore high school jackets. Just sayin'.
 
Is the following answerable or not public:

1. Who played Jackie on the phone?

2. Will those calls ever be released?

3. Who is "Lainna?"

Regarding Vivian being a white knight-turned-troll:

Since Clyde played Vivian, was this a mirror of how he really felt? Did he originally start as a white knight, or was the transformation from white knight to troll planned all along?
 
Holdek said:
Is the following answerable or not public:

1. Who played Jackie on the phone?

2. Will those calls ever be released?

3. Who is "Lainna?"
I don't think we had a regular Jackie voice. Jackie was mostly email. I'm pretty sure we did our best to keep Jackie off of calls, or if we had to have her, we just had a voice handle her for a second or so and then pass off the call to whoever the real star of the call was going to be.

The big Jackie call I'm thinking of was the Lars call, which was pretty much what I just said. Unless there are some calls or something that I forgot about, that's the main voice Jackie incident that I can think of.

And I don't remember who Lainna is and I can't find it on the cwcki. Link maybe?
Holdek said:
Regarding Vivian being a white knight-turned-troll:

Since Clyde played Vivian, was this a mirror of how he really felt? Did he originally start as a white knight, or was the transformation from white knight to troll planned all along?
Uhh, Vivian was a lot closer to how Clyde actually thought. When he got into trolling, he started working more on what sort of humor he could extract from the Chris situation. Let's get Chris to do something funny, is what Clyde Cash was into.
 
Marvin said:
I don't think we had a regular Jackie voice. Jackie was mostly email. I'm pretty sure we did our best to keep Jackie off of calls, or if we had to have her, we just had a voice handle her for a second or so and then pass off the call to whoever the real star of the call was going to be.

The big Jackie call I'm thinking of was the Lars call, which was pretty much what I just said. Unless there are some calls or something that I forgot about, that's the main voice Jackie incident that I can think of.

I'm referring to the later Jackie e-mails, where Jackie apparently calls Chris a couple of times. Also, there seems like there's a bizarre Jackie version of the [cwc]Father Call[/cwc]:

Jackie said:
July 16, 2011 1:36pm

Hey Apple-Chris! Thanks for putting up with Daddy last night. I had gone out with my new co-workers for a drink after work and when I got home I saw that Mommy dearest had let him get into the liqueur cabinet again. Daddy's kinda bitter about Mike Judge since they knew one another years ago and when you mentioned he was like Hank he flew off the handle. When he's sober he's TOTALLLY not like that but when he's got a lick o' drink the bitter-stuff just bubbles right on over and blows up!!

Chris said:
July 16, 2011 11:49pm

About your step-daddy, I did not mean to actually compare him with Hank. Actually, it's something else. Straight-up: my family and I, we have received a number of abusive calls from someone or more who made bad impersonations of the character, "sellin' propane and propane accessories; boy, I tell you what" and such shit. To us, it was perceived as a bunch of Troll calls. And after hearing that talk from him that night, I felt suspicion, because he sounded Very close to what I have heard before. I am not accusing anyone, and I do not mean any offense; I just felt paranoid. Is it possible that your step-dad got my numbers from you and during past drunk episodes rang me and my family to give us abuse and hate? I mean, his voice was just Soo close to what I have heard before. I apologize if I've made you feel discomfort.

(http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30)

Marvin said:
And I don't remember who Lainna is and I can't find it on the cwcki. Link maybe?

Sorry I meant "Linnea:" *yawn*

Chris said:
July 9, 2011 5:04pm

I'm sorry for not reading your recent messages before today; I made a presumption of further aggression, and I was wrong. I am sorry for making you cry with my absence. And I am sorry for not answering your calls. I have been falling asleep earlier and getting up early lately. I have been fatigued from the stress of failing you, taking the aggression and all. Linnea has informed me of your trying to call me about Thursday in an e-mail.
 
Marvin said:
By the way, Chris' friends list on facebook is growing dramatically. A week or so ago, it was at 13 people and now it's at 38.
Has he given any indication why? Like is he growing more confident with regards to trolls, getting lazier about enforcing his paranoid policies or is the loneliness and social isolation really starting to get to him?
 
Holdek said:
Marvin said:
I don't think we had a regular Jackie voice. Jackie was mostly email. I'm pretty sure we did our best to keep Jackie off of calls, or if we had to have her, we just had a voice handle her for a second or so and then pass off the call to whoever the real star of the call was going to be.

The big Jackie call I'm thinking of was the Lars call, which was pretty much what I just said. Unless there are some calls or something that I forgot about, that's the main voice Jackie incident that I can think of.

I'm referring to the later Jackie e-mails, where Jackie apparently calls Chris a couple of times. Also, there seems like there's a bizarre Jackie version of the [cwc]Father Call[/cwc]:

Jackie said:
July 16, 2011 1:36pm

Hey Apple-Chris! Thanks for putting up with Daddy last night. I had gone out with my new co-workers for a drink after work and when I got home I saw that Mommy dearest had let him get into the liqueur cabinet again. Daddy's kinda bitter about Mike Judge since they knew one another years ago and when you mentioned he was like Hank he flew off the handle. When he's sober he's TOTALLLY not like that but when he's got a lick o' drink the bitter-stuff just bubbles right on over and blows up!!

Chris said:
July 16, 2011 11:49pm

About your step-daddy, I did not mean to actually compare him with Hank. Actually, it's something else. Straight-up: my family and I, we have received a number of abusive calls from someone or more who made bad impersonations of the character, "sellin' propane and propane accessories; boy, I tell you what" and such shit. To us, it was perceived as a bunch of Troll calls. And after hearing that talk from him that night, I felt suspicion, because he sounded Very close to what I have heard before. I am not accusing anyone, and I do not mean any offense; I just felt paranoid. Is it possible that your step-dad got my numbers from you and during past drunk episodes rang me and my family to give us abuse and hate? I mean, his voice was just Soo close to what I have heard before. I apologize if I've made you feel discomfort.

(http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30)
Uhh, I don't remember anything like that. If anything, that sounds like we just claimed responsibility for something some julay people were doing because a Hank Hill voice sounded funny. Alec might know better though.

Holdek said:
Marvin said:
And I don't remember who Lainna is and I can't find it on the cwcki. Link maybe?

Sorry I meant "Linnea:" yawn

Chris said:
July 9, 2011 5:04pm

I'm sorry for not reading your recent messages before today; I made a presumption of further aggression, and I was wrong. I am sorry for making you cry with my absence. And I am sorry for not answering your calls. I have been falling asleep earlier and getting up early lately. I have been fatigued from the stress of failing you, taking the aggression and all. Linnea has informed me of your trying to call me about Thursday in an e-mail.
Oh, Linnea was some other girl Chris was dealing with at the time. Like Anna or something.


DangDirtyTrolls said:
Marvin said:
By the way, Chris' friends list on facebook is growing dramatically. A week or so ago, it was at 13 people and now it's at 38.
Has he given any indication why? Like is he growing more confident with regards to trolls, getting lazier about enforcing his paranoid policies or is the loneliness and social isolation really starting to get to him?
It's people from his high school. He seems like he's still keeping the paranoia up, just that these aren't internet people. Plus he's the one initiating these requests, I'm sure.
 
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The numbers are gonna go down on their own if he keeps whining through his statuses.
 
the majority of the friends i have around his age tend to constantly post heir weddings and babies. chris will melt down very very soon if he's following such people.
 
Does anyone know if Chris has a Wiiu? Someone on /v/ is making wild claims, saying Sonichu is on the miiverse and he is posting new comics. No one is able to verify it because no one owns a wiiu, though.
 
Heartsweet said:
Does anyone know if Chris has a Wiiu? Someone on /v/ is making wild claims, saying Sonichu is on the miiverse and he is posting new comics. No one is able to verify it because no one owns a wiiu, though.
Apparently he does because he mentioned it once when he said something like "why don't the trolls find me on the miiverse"
 
revengeofphil said:
Heartsweet said:
Does anyone know if Chris has a Wiiu? Someone on /v/ is making wild claims, saying Sonichu is on the miiverse and he is posting new comics. No one is able to verify it because no one owns a wiiu, though.
Apparently he does because he mentioned it once when he said something like "why don't the trolls find me on the miiverse"

:o
 
Bizarre idea:

It seems strange that Barb, for all her pretentions of upward mobility, gentility, and middle-class respectability, is not an avid churchgoer, not even for the sake of appearances, which is especially remarkable considering the old-fashioned, hominy-grit world in which she was raised. Is it at all possible, knowing what we do about her personal history, she was slut-shamed out of going to church? As in, what's the point of going to church if everyone's gonna give you the stink-eye for an hour (not to mention ruining the post-service coffee and snacks)?
 
Henry Bemis said:
Bizarre idea:

It seems strange that Barb, for all her pretentions of upward mobility, gentility, and middle-class respectability, is not an avid churchgoer, not even for the sake of appearances, which is especially remarkable considering the old-fashioned, hominy-grit world in which she was raised. Is it at all possible, knowing what we do about her personal history, she was slut-shamed out of going to church? As in, what's the point of going to church if everyone's gonna give you the stink-eye for an hour (not to mention ruining the post-service coffee and snacks)?
I have honestly never gotten the vibe that she fancied herself some sort of southern gentility. She's always come across as I-do-whut-I-want, it's-all-about-me white trash.

As for her not going to church anymore, I think her little autistic dumplin' had more to do with it. That and her colitis gives her a good excuse not to go.

Edit* Oh, and the horde. If she leaves the house she'll be away from her source of power precious knick-knacks.
 
Henry Bemis said:
It seems strange that Barb, for all her pretentions of upward mobility, gentility, and middle-class respectability
I have to disagree with this too. Barb has plainly demonstrated multiple times she does not give a fuck what other people think. What are you basing these claims on?
 
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Henry Bemis said:
Is it at all possible, knowing what we do about her personal history, she was slut-shamed out of going to church?
When was the last time she went to church anyway? Wasn't it always Bob who was the churchgoing type? You think Barb wasn't going to church since her slatternly days before Chris was born?

As for Barb's "respectability", she does have (or these days we should say 'did have') that persistent obnoxious anxiety about status and being respected that is the true mark of the lower-middle-class.
 
All right, I have a quick question. Was it ever determined to be true that Tara Strong actually replied to Chris's comment about MLP? I know that there was a Facebook screenshot posted on some YouTube video, but was it ever actually verified to be true, as in, actually the real Tara strong? I see that on the CWCki, under the entry for 2013, the opening paragraph hints that it really happened, but I remember when it was brought up on these forums, most people believed it to be false.
 
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