Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Mr. 0]

Shit, forgot to include the fact that he becomes comatose

Chris begs so much that his body will reflexively beg once Barb/Barb's ghost screams at him for q-sand money. Hell, Chris is so lazy that a coma might not even faze him. He'd probably have to have it explained to him before he just dismisses it as CPU-enlightenment and moves on.

 

[May Prince]

It is actually almost certain that it is just a white lie that Mark the Tapir from Sonic Boom Season 2 is not based on Chris, right....? I mean, even if Cartoon Network themselves announced at least publicly that Mark the Tapir is just based on general behaviors of obsessive Sonic fans, I suppose that it is actually quite clear to everyone that the animators were heavily inspired by Chris when creating this "obsessive Sonic fan" character.

Basically, if they were really just going for "general obsessive fans," the character does not have to be depicted as showing autistic symptoms, but Mark the Tapir does show several autistic behaviors in that short 11-minutes episode. If Mark the Tapir is "not based on Chris" just as it was publicly announced, then why adding those autistic stuffs along with the obsessive fan behaviors?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Would you actually like to meet Chris?

Only to make a naughty tape that I would sell if it gets me enough money on Gofundme or something like it. It would involve pickles and a rubber duck.

Or we could have high tea and conduct an indepth interview about the merge that I would film.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I just saw a video of former adversary Justin Silverman talking to Macauly Culkin.

Isn't it great how high in the professional independent entertainment industry he is?

Chris really fucked up by ruining his con. If he had played his cards right, Chris could have had a cameo on AVGN.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

It is actually almost certain that it is just a white lie that Mark the Tapir from Sonic Boom Season 2 is not based on Chris, right....? I mean, even if Cartoon Network themselves announced at least publicly that Mark the Tapir is just based on general behaviors of obsessive Sonic fans, I suppose that it is actually quite clear to everyone that the animators were heavily inspired by Chris when creating this "obsessive Sonic fan" character.

Basically, if they were really just going for "general obsessive fans," the character does not have to be depicted as showing autistic symptoms, but Mark the Tapir does show several autistic behaviors in that short 11-minutes episode. If Mark the Tapir is "not based on Chris" just as it was publicly announced, then why adding those autistic stuffs along with the obsessive fan behaviors?

Do you really think Chris is the only obsessive sonic fan who is autistic?

 

[Done]

If Chris were in a massive car accident and had to be taken into an ambulance and undergo surgery, how would they react to the medical bill?

I believe his tugboat includes medicare coverage, but I'm not sure how far that will extend.

Chris begs so much that his body will reflexively beg once Barb/Barb's ghost screams at him for q-sand money. Hell, Chris is so lazy that a coma might not even faze him. He'd probably have to have it explained to him before he just dismisses it as CPU-enlightenment and moves on.

Die Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

So how would Chris put his sonichu shit on the new game?

Spoiler: Answer

He'll just ignore it and play pokemon go instead

 

[Big Nasty]

Whatever happened to the "Craftaman" lawnmower? Did someone buy it?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

I believe his tugboat includes medicare coverage, but I'm not sure how far that will extend.

He probably gets Medicaid too considering he has the ‘Tism as well as his negligible income.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Has Chris ever said anything about the Cartoon Network show Uncle Grandpa? You'd think it'd be right up his alley, since that show is the epitome of random-access humor.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Do you really think Chris is the only obsessive sonic fan who is autistic?

nah but the striped clown shirt is all him.

 

[Looney Troons]

So, what’s the current situation with The Captain? Has it been confirmed that he is still actively in contact with Chris, or is that still conjecture?

 

[Mr. 0]

So, what’s the current situation with The Captain? Has it been confirmed that he is still actively in contact with Chris, or is that still conjecture?

it's a total meem

the truth is that chris kidnapped @The Captain and ate him to death while barb had dry elderly sex with him without his permission while @Null mass debated in the corner and @Marvin smoked weed in the other corner

 

[Brian Butterfield]

the truth is that chris kidnapped @The Captain and ate him to death while barb had dry elderly sex with him without his permission while @Null mass debated in the corner and @Marvin smoked weed in the other corner

 

[Marvin]

So, what’s the current situation with The Captain? Has it been confirmed that he is still actively in contact with Chris, or is that still conjecture?

He's not in contact with Chris.

 

[Looney Troons]

He's not in contact with Chris.

Thanks for the clear and concise answer!

 

[Picklechu]

it's a total meem

the truth is that chris kidnapped @The Captain and ate him to death while barb had dry elderly sex with him without his permission while @Null mass debated in the corner and @Marvin smoked weed in the other corner

It's true. I have it on tape, but I'm not releasing it and keeping it all to myself.

 

[King Kiwi]

He's not in contact with Chris.

So does he not come back here for personal reasons?

This being none of my business but curiosity is a habit of nature.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Fun Fact, @The Captain is totally gay and isn’t trolling Chris.

 

[Marvin]

So does he not come back here for personal reasons?

This being none of my business but curiosity is a habit of nature.

Chris stuff is boring and faggy nowadays. That's why I don't post here very often, anyway. I think it's probably the same reason for him.