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Picklepower said:
Chris would go, "Whut they made Power Rangers in Japan!!!??" remember he is a exceptional individual and thought Korea was in Europe, He probably thinks Japan is a city in China or something. He probably wouldn't like Sentai shows, JUST because, Zordon and Alpha aren't in them, cuz he is autistic like that. He didn't even like SPD because Zordon wasn't in it, and SPD Kicked Ass! Chris wouldn't like Kamen Rider because he would say it is trying to take Power Rangers limelight.
Wich reminds me,what is the story behind the lyrics to "Revive Zordon"?
 
deeman said:
Picklepower said:
Chris would go, "Whut they made Power Rangers in Japan!!!??" remember he is a exceptional individual and thought Korea was in Europe, He probably thinks Japan is a city in China or something. He probably wouldn't like Sentai shows, JUST because, Zordon and Alpha aren't in them, cuz he is autistic like that. He didn't even like SPD because Zordon wasn't in it, and SPD Kicked Ass! Chris wouldn't like Kamen Rider because he would say it is trying to take Power Rangers limelight.
Wich reminds me,what is the story behind the lyrics to "Revive Zordon"?
Power Rangers changed. Actors left, they used suits from different sentai and Zordon sacrificed himself to purge evil in the galaxy, which he did a crappy job at considering how often the Earth is attacked (and let's not go into it being a spiritual lobotomy from the villains it didn't turn to dust). Chris hates change, so he wants Zordon to be brought back and the original cast to reunite presumably in the same suits going to the same high school.
 
Oh god, he probably wants everything to have a high school reunion.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
deeman said:
Picklepower said:
Chris would go, "Whut they made Power Rangers in Japan!!!??" remember he is a exceptional individual and thought Korea was in Europe, He probably thinks Japan is a city in China or something. He probably wouldn't like Sentai shows, JUST because, Zordon and Alpha aren't in them, cuz he is autistic like that. He didn't even like SPD because Zordon wasn't in it, and SPD Kicked Ass! Chris wouldn't like Kamen Rider because he would say it is trying to take Power Rangers limelight.
Wich reminds me,what is the story behind the lyrics to "Revive Zordon"?
Power Rangers changed. Actors left, they used suits from different sentai and Zordon sacrificed himself to purge evil in the galaxy, which he did a crappy job at considering how often the Earth is attacked (and let's not go into it being a spiritual lobotomy from the villains it didn't turn to dust). Chris hates change, so he wants Zordon to be brought back and the original cast to reunite presumably in the same suits going to the same high school.
I wonder if he knows that Billy is gay.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Wich reminds me,what is the story behind the lyrics to "Revive Zordon"?
Power Rangers changed. Actors left, they used suits from different sentai and Zordon sacrificed himself to purge evil in the galaxy, which he did a crappy job at considering how often the Earth is attacked (and let's not go into it being a spiritual lobotomy from the villains it didn't turn to dust). Chris hates change, so he wants Zordon to be brought back and the original cast to reunite presumably in the same suits going to the same high school.
I wonder if he knows that Billy is gay.[/quote]
Billy wasn't gay but his actor David Yost is. That would be the sensible answer.

Chris may have been told by someone, but I'm sure this is one of those pieces of information he chooses to forget. Or rather, he dislikes Billy and is angry that he had so many girlfriends on the show (part of this was because they producers didn't want Billy to come across as gay).

I'm wondering what Chris thought of Zach.
 
Chris likes black people on tv, you know, as long as they aren't around him in real life.
 
Is Chris becoming suicidal?

So, I haven't been to the CWCki in a while. I checked the front page after a couple weeks and saw this:

"God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!"

The bolded text is what concerns me most. I've read and heard before that Chris was not likely to commit suicide because his ego was too big to permit such a thought to enter his mind. Things have changed greatly since then, though, because reality is finally catching up to Chris: his comic series is dead because trolls and honest critics alike have killed his creativity, he is STILL getting banned from stores, thus greatly limiting the number of places he can go; his mother's grip on him has strengthened to the point that she rarely lets him out of the house except to shop, it is blatantly clear at this point that no woman would sleep with Chris even if he was the last man on earth, and the fact that he is more or less a pariah due to his massive internet presence and slovenly appearance does not improve matters at all.

If Chris hadn't thought about catching that train before, he certainly must be now.

Thoughts?
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Correction: No woman would sleep with Chris without payment.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

He wouldn't commit suicide because 1) he'd be scared, and 2) it'd be too much work. He wants GodJesusBear to do it instantly, but anything else is too much.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Tiresome said:
He wouldn't commit suicide because 1) he'd be scared, and 2) it'd be too much work. He wants GodJesusBear to do it instantly, but anything else is too much.

3) his love quest is not finished yet
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

I'm not quite sure.
I think he is too comfortable with blaming others(of course it's not HIS fault, that he got banned, etc)
to get to the point to think, that ,maybe he just has to quit it all.
But there will be allways this little voice in his head that will keep telling him "I got soooo much to live for",
"my sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" will come very soon.

I think it's more of a thing he learned from Bard. If you don't like something or want someone to do something,
just proclaim you might kill yourself and everything will be fixed for you.

Plus I think everybody did say something like that when we were younger.

So he might just be acting like every other missunderstood teenager arround the world right now.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Suicide requires effort and involves pain. Chris dislikes both of these things. So in my opinion: becoming an even bigger drama llama, yes; suicidal, hell no.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Chris isn't going to kill himself, don't worry about it.

He may wish he was dead and in heaven with his dad, Aunt Corrina and GodBearJesus at times, but he won't kill himself to get there.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Chris said:
I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!"
That's not a wish, it's a tantrum. What he's really doing is trying to guilt god into being nicer to him.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

He just says things like that and shooting himself in the head with his Megatron pistol so his galpals give him assparts and hopefully pity china.
 
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Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Chris is never suicidal - just incredibly bitchy.

Any mention of offing himself will have been picked up from his insane Hoard Mother.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Chris is way too much of a pussy to kill himself ( :alog: )
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

the_rhino said:
I think it's more of a thing he learned from Bard. If you don't like something or want someone to do something,
just proclaim you might kill yourself and everything will be fixed for you.

This makes sense to me. We know Barb threatened to kill herself to get her way at least once. It's likely that this wasn't the first time she's said something like that, plus Chris is spending much more time around her, so he probably picked it up.

God I hate Barb.
 
Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

somejerk said:
Chris said:
I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!"
That's not a wish, it's a tantrum. What he's really doing is trying to guilt god into being nicer to him.

Exactly this. He's just trying to manipulate GodBear into sending him down a sweetheart holding a PS4. Like most authority figures, GodBear will just continue to play kick the autistic with him anyway.
 
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