Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

sparklemilhouse said:
Stratochu said:
I wonder if Chris thinks about Coleslaw when he's eating coleslaw?


we all know that vegetables make him green in the face.

Nevermind what his actual diet has done to his face's color and shape.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wonder why the Playstation is a "life upgrade", but the wii isn't.

Because Sony would not react to the news of Chris's infidelity well.
 
Henry Bemis said:
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wonder why the Playstation is a "life upgrade", but the wii isn't.

Because Sony would not react to the news of Chris's infidelity well.

They certainly didn't react well when he murdered one of their babies for $9001.
 
Here's a thought: It often gets brought up that folks would like Chris to post on this board, but he isn't interested because he views us as trolls. The new "Updates" Board features a moderation function, so moderators can control what gets posted. I propose we create a "CWC Fan Bulletin Board" as a part of this site, a board that Chris can communicate with his "fans" (because that's kind of what we really are, we're fans of his unique brand of entertainment) and moderators can keep the ween stuff from being hidden. In that scenario, Chris might feel comfortable talking to us, or at least giving us exclusive updates. I think we need to find ways to positively influence Chrism, he doesn't have much but he does have us.
 
milkshark said:
Here's a thought: It often gets brought up that folks would like Chris to post on this board, but he isn't interested because he views us as trolls. The new "Updates" Board features a moderation function, so moderators can control what gets posted. I propose we create a "CWC Fan Bulletin Board" as a part of this site, a board that Chris can communicate with his "fans" (because that's kind of what we really are, we're fans of his unique brand of entertainment) and moderators can keep the ween stuff from being hidden. In that scenario, Chris might feel comfortable talking to us, or at least giving us exclusive updates. I think we need to find ways to positively influence Chrism, he doesn't have much but he does have us.

I think a "safe" area for Chris, where he can only communicate with mods, would be helpful for everyone. It's the most welcome we could make him feel without providing hookers and Hungry Mans.
 
But he doesn't want to talk to us in the first place. He doesn't want to befriend us, he wants us to drop dead and delete the CWCki.
 
milkshark said:
Here's a thought: It often gets brought up that folks would like Chris to post on this board, but he isn't interested because he views us as trolls. The new "Updates" Board features a moderation function, so moderators can control what gets posted. I propose we create a "CWC Fan Bulletin Board" as a part of this site, a board that Chris can communicate with his "fans" (because that's kind of what we really are, we're fans of his unique brand of entertainment) and moderators can keep the ween stuff from being hidden. In that scenario, Chris might feel comfortable talking to us, or at least giving us exclusive updates. I think we need to find ways to positively influence Chrism, he doesn't have much but he does have us.

Trying to give Chris advice is like talking to a brick wall.
 
Except he doesn't want anything to do with us. The Mods can hide all the weenery all they want, in Chrissypoo's mind any thing exceeding his Hurtful Truth Level is the same as some random sperg spamming JUULLLAAAAYYY.

That and it's not our job to make Chris comfortable. He's had a lifetime of people going out of their way to make him feel comfortable and not hurt his feelings. We don't need to enable that.
 
I'd like the gal-pals, maybe Snyder and Rocky too, to join this forum, with PMs from non-mods disabled and their dox secured to protect them from weens, would potentially give us more content.

Snyder may be able to retrieve the GAMe PLACe's security camera footage and shopping center parking lot security camera footage to show us :stupid: and :snorlax: 's rampage in the
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, their arrest and the evasion/resisting/assaulting.
 
Is the name "Coleslaw" something this Forum invented (masking names) or does it have something to do with Chris or what?
 
deeman said:
Is the name "Coleslaw" something this Forum invented (masking names) or does it have something to do with Chris or what?

Forum invention. Cole is a sidedish to the better, more notable critics out there.
 
Chris has stopped updating Sonichu and barely gave a shit about his fans even when he actually believed there were a billion of them. Now he thinks everyone's a troll so I very much doubt he'd be at all interested in communicating with us even in a moderated forum; he really would rather we just go away for good so he can get back to his pathetic life without everyone having to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!
 
Do you think the Chandlers partake in the VA lottery?

I was visiting family in Virginia yesterday and my aunt gave me and my brothers each three scratch tickets for Christmas. They were those "match three in a row" type things and I won a dollar. One of my losing tickets would have won me $1000 if I had just had one more match, and it just strikes me as just the type of money-scamming things that Chris and Barb might buy into.

I don't know if there are things like that in other states, I've never bought lottery tickets even here in Pennsylvania, but that the Virginia lottery had something that makes it seem like such an easy way to get free money (my cousin claimed to have won $3000 from scratch tickets one summer) just had me wondering.
 
Himawari said:
Do you think the Chandlers partake in the VA lottery?

I was visiting family in Virginia yesterday and my aunt gave me and my brothers each three scratch tickets for Christmas. They were those "match three in a row" type things and I won a dollar. One of my losing tickets would have won me $1000 if I had just had one more match, and it just strikes me as just the type of money-scamming things that Chris and Barb might buy into.

I don't know if there are things like that in other states, I've never bought lottery tickets even here in Pennsylvania, but that the Virginia lottery had something that makes it seem like such an easy way to get free money (my cousin claimed to have won $3000 from scratch tickets one summer) just had me wondering.

I could see it both ways

A) Chris is dumb enough to think the lottery is his ticket to easy street. In his defense, many Americans think this. If he won he's squander his winnings at sonic speed and end up worse off like those people you hear about.

B) Since tobacco=bad and alcohol=bad (formerly) I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks gambling=bad
 
Himawari said:
Do you think the Chandlers partake in the VA lottery?

I was visiting family in Virginia yesterday and my aunt gave me and my brothers each three scratch tickets for Christmas. They were those "match three in a row" type things and I won a dollar. One of my losing tickets would have won me $1000 if I had just had one more match, and it just strikes me as just the type of money-scamming things that Chris and Barb might buy into.

I don't know if there are things like that in other states, I've never bought lottery tickets even here in Pennsylvania, but that the Virginia lottery had something that makes it seem like such an easy way to get free money (my cousin claimed to have won $3000 from scratch tickets one summer) just had me wondering.

According to Jackie E-Mails 12, Bob got lottery tickets every week.
 
^ my mom makes my poor dad buy her lottery tickets several times a week :( It's sad, she has a major gambling addiction.
 
Since the first autistic cases were diagnosed in early 1940s, Chris is not from the first generation of autistics. Unless, in his mind, the second generation are the autistic children of autistic parents, but that's a whole other thing.
 
Remember that video where Chris says something backwards something like "Love Sonichu, hate Asperchu"? I wonder if he thought that would have a subliminal effect based on that Simpsons episode where Bart joins a boy band which is really just a subliminal plot to get people to join the Navy by having a "subliminal" message of "yvan eht nioj" ("Join the Navy" backwards).
 
So I've been glued to the Sims 3 for the last couple of days. I created Chris and Barb Chandler and put them in a recreation of 14 BLC (based on what I can extrapolate from the house tour videos). And you know what? Playing them as how they act in real life is incredibly boring...They just sit around and mope to themselves all day. I'd rather make and play some Sim family vaguely based on the monster mash (robot, alien, mummy, et. al.) or Hatoful Boyfriend characters or something.
 
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