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JarlaxleBaenre
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
Perhaps going to Old Country Buffet and "forgetting" to pay? After all they deserve a few free old countries, given how cruel people have been to them. THEIR HOUSE BURNED DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
Perhaps going to Old Country Buffet and "forgetting" to pay? After all they deserve a few free old countries, given how cruel people have been to them. THEIR HOUSE BURNED DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
Yeah, you can't really call it a "schedule" when everything in your day, including waking and sleep, blend together in a hazy mush.
Yeah, you can't really call it a "schedule" when everything in your day, including waking and sleep, blend together in a hazy mush.
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
My guess is that Chris gets one trip outside the house daily, to pick up fast food for himself and Barb - during which she relentlessly hounds him on the phone just in case there's a stray nanometer of slack on his leash. Besides that, he apparently has access to the PS3 again, so there you have it. Meanwhile, Barb herself presumably just sits in her orange chair (now orange and crispy black) and watches Fox News.
My guess is that Chris gets one trip outside the house daily, to pick up fast food for himself and Barb - during which she relentlessly hounds him on the phone just in case there's a stray nanometer of slack on his leash. Besides that, he apparently has access to the PS3 again, so there you have it. Meanwhile, Barb herself presumably just sits in her orange chair (now orange and crispy black) and watches Fox News.
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
I'm pretty sure not much has changed. "Same shit different place" really applies to them. Now that the shock of suddenly having to do exercise briefly (hehe see what I did there?) due to their house being on fire has worn off, they've settle back into their routine of lumping around and collecting their respective
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Now they just believe they have more pity points so it may open up a whole new world of entitlements they think they have.
I'm pretty sure not much has changed. "Same shit different place" really applies to them. Now that the shock of suddenly having to do exercise briefly (hehe see what I did there?) due to their house being on fire has worn off, they've settle back into their routine of lumping around and collecting their respective
.Now they just believe they have more pity points so it may open up a whole new world of entitlements they think they have.
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
If you really need to have up to the minute information about the daily lives of two aimless lifeforms, then get a couple of goldfish. It will be way more rewarding, and probably not far off from what's actually going down at Casa De Tugboat.
If you really need to have up to the minute information about the daily lives of two aimless lifeforms, then get a couple of goldfish. It will be way more rewarding, and probably not far off from what's actually going down at Casa De Tugboat.
DrChristianTroy
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
I've wondered about Barb's sleeping schedule. I don't think she follows Chris's biological clock, but I can see them both rising from bed at noon to get
I've wondered about Barb's sleeping schedule. I don't think she follows Chris's biological clock, but I can see them both rising from bed at noon to get
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
Im sure they are both slightly healthier, since the amount of lice and bedbugs in their new abode is probably less than it was in 14 BLC. I wonder if they take advantage of the new bathing/showering opprotunities presented to them? Probably not?
I do feel sorry for the others who live on their floor however...
Im sure they are both slightly healthier, since the amount of lice and bedbugs in their new abode is probably less than it was in 14 BLC. I wonder if they take advantage of the new bathing/showering opprotunities presented to them? Probably not?
I do feel sorry for the others who live on their floor however...
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
Barb
Wake up
Fart
Go back to sleep
Wake up again
Yell at Chrissun to go get some Q-sands
Put on TV to watch her stories
Yell at Chrissun for not getting the right Q-sands and for being away so long.
Eat Q-sands
Belch
Watch her stories
Order Chrissun to spoon with her
Think about the horde
Go to sleep watching her stories
Chris
Wake up
Shit himself
Vidya
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb to go get some Q-sands
Stress sigh and shit himself
Do anything to avoid going back to the Snorlax
Shit himself
Get the Q-sands
Shit himself
Go home
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb for not getting the right Q-sands and for taking so long
Stress sigh and shit himself
Eat Q-sands while telling Barb how pretty she is
Shit himself.
Vidya
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb and forced to spoon with her
Shit himself
Manage to get out of Barb's grasp
Shit himself
Vidya while shitting himself
Sleep after a particularly big dump in his pants.
And the cycle repeats...
Barb
Wake up
Fart
Go back to sleep
Wake up again
Yell at Chrissun to go get some Q-sands
Put on TV to watch her stories
Yell at Chrissun for not getting the right Q-sands and for being away so long.
Eat Q-sands
Belch
Watch her stories
Order Chrissun to spoon with her
Think about the horde
Go to sleep watching her stories
Chris
Wake up
Shit himself
Vidya
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb to go get some Q-sands
Stress sigh and shit himself
Do anything to avoid going back to the Snorlax
Shit himself
Get the Q-sands
Shit himself
Go home
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb for not getting the right Q-sands and for taking so long
Stress sigh and shit himself
Eat Q-sands while telling Barb how pretty she is
Shit himself.
Vidya
Shit himself
Get yelled at by Barb and forced to spoon with her
Shit himself
Manage to get out of Barb's grasp
Shit himself
Vidya while shitting himself
Sleep after a particularly big dump in his pants.
And the cycle repeats...
DrChristianTroy
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
6 am: Chris is awoken from his slumbers by screams of tard rage from Barb
7 am - 9 am: Barb beats Chris with a sack of pennies
9-9:30 am: Barb rests from beating Chris and begins demanding q sands
10:20 am: Chris returns with q sands
11 am: Barb finishes eating, and puts Chris in a headlock
11:03 am: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
11:30 am: Barb releases Chris from the headlock and kicks him awake
12 pm: Barb starts hitting Chris with a sack of pennies
3 pm: Barb puts Chris in a headlock
3:03 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
3:05 pm: Barb is hungry again, and begins screaming for more q sands at an unconcious Chris
3:15 pm: Chris wakes up, gets more q sands
3:30: Chris returns with more q sands
3:31 pm: Barb throws the q sands on the ground and starts choking Chris again
3:35 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
3:40 pm: Barb releases Chris from the choke hold, and stomps on his belly until he wakes up
3:50 pm: Chris leaves to get more q sands
4:30 pm: Chris returns with the q sands, only to find Barb waiting at the door with a belt
4:32 pm: Barb begins whipping Chris with the belt
5:30 pm: Tiring, Barb starts choking Chris with the belt
5:32 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
5:35 pm: Barb eats both her portion of q sands and Chris's, deciding that since he's asleep he's not hungry
5:45 pm: Chris wakes up, Barbara starts screaming at him
5:47 pm: Barb socks Chris in the face, giving him a bloody nose
5:47:30 pm: Chris gets blood on the carpet, Barb begins choking him
5:50 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
6 pm: Barb finally falls asleep
7 am - 9 am: Barb beats Chris with a sack of pennies
9-9:30 am: Barb rests from beating Chris and begins demanding q sands
10:20 am: Chris returns with q sands
11 am: Barb finishes eating, and puts Chris in a headlock
11:03 am: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
11:30 am: Barb releases Chris from the headlock and kicks him awake
12 pm: Barb starts hitting Chris with a sack of pennies
3 pm: Barb puts Chris in a headlock
3:03 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
3:05 pm: Barb is hungry again, and begins screaming for more q sands at an unconcious Chris
3:15 pm: Chris wakes up, gets more q sands
3:30: Chris returns with more q sands
3:31 pm: Barb throws the q sands on the ground and starts choking Chris again
3:35 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
3:40 pm: Barb releases Chris from the choke hold, and stomps on his belly until he wakes up
3:50 pm: Chris leaves to get more q sands
4:30 pm: Chris returns with the q sands, only to find Barb waiting at the door with a belt
4:32 pm: Barb begins whipping Chris with the belt
5:30 pm: Tiring, Barb starts choking Chris with the belt
5:32 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
5:35 pm: Barb eats both her portion of q sands and Chris's, deciding that since he's asleep he's not hungry
5:45 pm: Chris wakes up, Barbara starts screaming at him
5:47 pm: Barb socks Chris in the face, giving him a bloody nose
5:47:30 pm: Chris gets blood on the carpet, Barb begins choking him
5:50 pm: Chris passes out from lack of oxygen
6 pm: Barb finally falls asleep
DrChristianTroy
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Thanks. I read it as Chris asked the hooker for kissing advice. This, while absolutely retarded, makes more sense.Christ-ian said:
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Re: Chris and Barb's Daily Schedule?
^ Maybe, maybe not Pacer.
But she definitly is fucking with him by leaving him utterly unprepared when she dies. Perhaps she thinks Chris fending for himself is a nice payback for all the pain, stress, shame, and social isolation he helped but her through for the last 30 odd years or so.
^ Maybe, maybe not Pacer.
But she definitly is fucking with him by leaving him utterly unprepared when she dies. Perhaps she thinks Chris fending for himself is a nice payback for all the pain, stress, shame, and social isolation he helped but her through for the last 30 odd years or so.