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or he stays up for 24 hours because the merge is supposed to happen but it's late
Whoa whoa whoa, when was this?
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or he stays up for 24 hours because the merge is supposed to happen but it's late
Well, Chris always seems to be getting mistreated and abused by SOMEONE no matter the point in his life. Baby? Abusive Babysitter that made him autistic. Child? Evil HOMO school faculty that video taped his cries. Teen? Unfair teachers that couldnt understand his brilliance! "Adult" ? A bunch of damn dirty trolls who cant handle his powerful geniusProbably some semblence of truth in it. Like the babysitter was watching him, he acted up, so she sent him to his room.
However, it certainly didn't make him mute or autistic or anything stupid like that. Barb and Bob are white trash and can't admit their genetics are shit
Because Chris doesnt have too many REAL accomplishments to be truly proud about. Think about it, his one, ONE true ever lasting "creation" is a god damn yellow hybrid abortion between fucking Sonic and Pikachu. Chris is despered for recognition and mentioning that monkey BS is one of the attempts to get just that.I do know that physically it would be impossible for him to say the word monkey, but the thing I'm curious about is why he even brings it up. I'm pretty sure that the brain isn't developed enough to maintain long term memories like that and the fact of the matter is, if Borb never told him, he would have never remembered the experience, even if it was traumatizing.
Probably some semblence of truth in it. Like the babysitter was watching him, he acted up, so she sent him to his room.
However, it certainly didn't make him mute or autistic or anything stupid like that. Barb and Bob are white trash and can't admit their genetics are shit
New year's, when the merge was first supposed to happen. I think Chris stayed up for like 24 hours waiting for it.Whoa whoa whoa, when was this?
The school story is totally fabricated as something Borb planted in Chris to validate their lawsuit. There is no doubt about this one, Chris was most likely just screeching like the autistic champion he is, he was getting punished for such because he was between the zone of semi-aware and special school. The wants of the school of placing him in a position his parents didn't want him to be in, they put a lawsuit thinking that they could away with saying he was targeted and molested, and the rest is history. Also a nice chunk of taxpayer money taken from the school from a bullshit lawsuit is a plus for Barb's horde.I don't buy that chris was molested thing either, this incredible traumatic life affecting moment where he can clearly recall fleeing and hiding under a desk and he has no recollection of what caused this response? Bullshit. Just trying to get gibs from the school.
I would love for a modern take just for the luls.
That is somehow the saddest yet funniest thing have ever heardNew year's, when the merge was first supposed to happen. I think Chris stayed up for like 24 hours waiting for it.
New year's, when the merge was first supposed to happen. I think Chris stayed up for like 24 hours waiting for it.
I doubt they were truly his friends, they probably were nice to him, but I doubt they could truly be called friends.Hey here is a question. Do any of you think that his highschool galpals ever legit liked him (even if they were paid to do it) ? And one must wonder where they currently are and what think think of Chris, if they even remember him. (hopefully they are living fulfilling lives)
Hey here is a question. Do any of you think that his highschool galpals ever legit liked him (even if they were paid to do it) ? And one must wonder where they currently are and what think think of Chris, if they even remember him. (hopefully they are living fulfilling lives)
still a better love story than Twilight
How likely is it that when Chris and Sockness meet that Chris will get mentally, emotionally, physically, and/or sexually abused?
He is a psychic type so bug, ghost and dark Pokémon.Does Magi-Chan have any weaknesses?
That history is not too distant. When it was discovered that Idea Guy had extorted 6K from Chris, Null doxed him and called his mother. Thus was the saga ended.Okay, question.
Does anyone know what happened to the Ideas Guy? (And any other sperg trying to carry the torch)
Does he even know how much he fucked with Chris's mind with this merge shit? (he obviously doesnt/wouldnt care)
I remember but does anyone have any idea of his current whereabouts?That history is not too distant. When it was discovered that Idea Guy had extorted 6K from Chris, Null doxed him and called his mother. Thus was the saga ended.
Edit: thread about it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/