Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Floop]

He'll make a video declaring jihad on papa johns or playstation or twitter for being banned making death threats or something, and in the middle of the video he'll stroke out or heart failure bash his head on his desk the way down and be found the next day.

It would be like the blarms protests, where he talks about slitting the developers throats with his fingernails, then when people accused him of death threats he was like like “N-No, I... I didn’t mean it like that, I never made any death threats, I don’t wanna kill anyone.”

 

[RebelRein1488x]

I imagined The Shining bathroom scene but its Chris and Jacob

"HEEEEERE'S SOCKEY!"

Someone already did a meme.

 

[Floop]

Someone already did a meme.

Nothing will ever beat this masterpiece.

When has Chris ever said Vidya? That gets joked about a lot but I’ve never heard actual footage of him saying it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

When has Chris ever said Vidya? That gets joked about a lot but I’ve never heard actual footage of him saying it.

I think it's cause vidya is a meme word for video game and Chris spends a lot of money on video games that he claims was going to go to helping his family.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Other than occasional shopping and going long distance to cons, does Chris socialize in person anymore? I haven't heard word of him attending Impulse or even the local Pride in a really long time, as far as I know he isn't banned from the night clubs. He was banned from that one game store. Is he just not talking about where he's going online anymore, aside from the cons, because he's smartened up a bit or have people just not found his new hang out spots yet?

He appears to have discarded nearly all of his physical hangout spots about the time the ideafags and the teen troon squad got their claws into him and convinced him the merge was a thing. Who needs real life when you can just delusionally fantasize about being a setsy big-titted goddess living in magic pony land with all your imaginary friends?

That said, he'd already been banned from The End for being a sped and got kicked out of Anytime Fitness due to a combination of belching and farting constantly/wèens calling the place to 'warn' management about him. It's not a stretch to imagine he was on thin ice at his other haunts.

 

[No.]

He appears to have discarded nearly all of his physical hangout spots about the time the ideafags and the teen troon squad got their claws into him and convinced him the merge was a thing. Who needs real life when you can just delusionally fantasize about being a setsy big-titted goddess living in magic pony land with all your imaginary friends?

That said, he'd already been banned from The End for being a sped and got kicked out of Anytime Fitness due to a combination of belching and farting constantly/wèens calling the place to 'warn' management about him. It's not a stretch to imagine he was on thin ice at his other haunts.

It's really a shame. I know Chris is great at getting himself banned from anywhere he hangs out for any length of time, but the kiddos don't need to help things along. I'd have liked to see more Sick Gains Chris.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It's really a shame. I know Chris is great at getting himself banned from anywhere he hangs out for any length of time, but the kiddos don't need to help things along. I'd have liked to see more Sick Gains Chris.

He claimed he was going to a different Anytime location in Charlottesville at one point, but given how lazy he is, I have my doubts.

 

[No.]

He claimed he was going to a different Anytime location in Charlottesville at one point, but given how lazy he is, I have my doubts.

Yeah, I'm guessing the ban stopped that train faster than the ride would have been without it.

 

[Shabobus]

Why did Chris cut off part of his sleeve?

 

[Spergichu]

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Why did Chris cut off part of his sleeve?

He either cuffed that sleeve for whatever reason or it’s just the design. He did and probably still does get his clothes from Good Will, mind you.

 

[Rupin]

Nothing will ever beat this masterpiece.

When has Chris ever said Vidya? That gets joked about a lot but I’ve never heard actual footage of him saying it.

I think it‘s more of a play on how Bob spoke. You know, with Virginia being in the south and all.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris didn’t meet the bear animatronic that called him Christian?

 

[FunkyFresh87]

What if Chris didn’t meet the bear animatronic that called him Christian?

He'd still shit himself and do nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris didn’t meet the bear animatronic that called him Christian?

He'd now be a normal if slightly low functioning sped who managed to work his way to being a middle manager in a box store with a slightly fat wife and two mildly autistic children.

The bear actually cursed him.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He'd now be a normal if slightly low functioning sped who managed to work his way to being a middle manager in a box store with a slightly fat wife and two mildly autistic children.

The bear actually cursed him.

Given how impressionable Chris is when it comes to others telling him things that aren't true, I wonder if he still would've insisted on changing his name if the bear called him "little shit" instead.

 

[Tecumseh]

So when Chris dies, are any of you going to attend his funeral?

 

[No.]

So when Chris dies, are any of you going to attend his funeral?

Sadly I don't think Chris will have one unless his trolls and trolls turned "friends" organize it for him. If he kicked it before Barb died, she'd likely just have him cremated and be done with it.

 

[Tecumseh]

There should at least be some kind of memorial ceremony arranged, preferably with Clyde and Liquid giving eulogies.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm just curious to see whether or not Chris will claim Barb has been merged at the service. I can see him stress sighing constantly during the eulogy and trying to interrupt and correct the minister's prayer.

 

[deodorant]

There should at least be some kind of memorial ceremony arranged, preferably with Clyde and Liquid giving eulogies.

I'd like to fund his tombstone;

Here Lies
Ian Brandon Something
1982 - 2025
"The TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu™"
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If somebody wants to cough up the dough for an adult sized version of one of those cartoon themed children's coffins that would be tasteful also.

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