Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Rupin]

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According to the enabler, Chris likes to get cucked.
Reminds me of Clyde Cash and the sweetheart.

chris has had a thing for open relationships for years. I think that started when he became a tomgirl, and manifested itself in the comics when he made Roberta Sonichu a trans.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

If he ever gets locked into padded cell, which is quite likely, with which mental disorders would Chris be diagnosed?

As far as I know, autism indeed is a serious illness, and many lolcows have it, but it alone doesn't make people as fucked up as Chris is.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

chris has had a thing for open relationships for years. I think that started when he became a tomgirl, and manifested itself in the comics when he made Roberta Sonichu a trans.

Well, sort of. When he was on OkCupid back in 2014, he said he wanted an open relationship, so the trolls running the Catherine persona decided to test that by having Catherine meet a rich, handsome black guy in New York and go out with him. Chris flipped his shit as soon as he found out, yelled at his supposed competition via chat and email, and generally acted like an insecure manbaby who obviously didn't understand the meaning of the phrase "open relationship". After the Catherine troll tore him a new one, he declared he was a changed man and now fully understood what an open relationship was, but she shut him down and walked away. I suppose now that it's just him and his headmates, he doesn't mind. After all, if someone draws them doing something he doesn't like, he can just declare that it never happened or it was an alternate version of them, etc etc.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If he ever gets locked into padded cell, which is quite likely, with which mental disorders would Chris be diagnosed?

Being a goddamn dumbass.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hope a car crashes into 14 BC and takes down the second floor and chris's room with it.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I've mentioned this to a few people, but you know the ending to Brazil where Sam is about to get tortured by the government but manages to go insane by imagining that he escaped with the girl he tried to save and lives in his fantasy

I feel like Chris did a similar thing, but not as extreme as what happens in the movie

 

[FaygoFagYo]

I don’t know it this exact question has been asked, but how does the rest of the Farms feel about people like GiBi, Dillin Thomas, Smoky Chris, etc. who talk about and base their content solely on Chris in the modern day?

 

[Bob's Ghost]

I've mentioned this to a few people, but you know the ending to Brazil where Sam is about to get tortured by the government but manages to go insane by imagining that he escaped with the girl he tried to save and lives in his fantasy

I feel like Chris did a similar thing, but not as extreme as what happens in the movie

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I always think of it more as the end of Mazes and Monsters. https://youtu.be/PzApFuM2s24

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I don’t know it this exact question has been asked, but how does the rest of the Farms feel about people like GiBi, Dillin Thomas, Smoky Chris, etc. who talk about and base their content solely on Chris in the modern day?

I can't speak for others. I find them entertaining. Everyone else probably thinks they're faggots, IDK.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I don’t know it this exact question has been asked, but how does the rest of the Farms feel about people like GiBi, Dillin Thomas, Smoky Chris, etc. who talk about and base their content solely on Chris in the modern day?

I don't mind Smoky Chris all that much. He doesn't do anything to particularly stand out, but he's good filler noise if/when you're in the right mood. Pretty inoffensive. GiBi and Dillin I find too obnoxious to watch.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I don’t know it this exact question has been asked, but how does the rest of the Farms feel about people like GiBi, Dillin Thomas, Smoky Chris, etc. who talk about and base their content solely on Chris in the modern day?

Of the major Chris Youtubers, GenoSamuel is an obvious #1 choice, however I like GiBi for the fact that he actually creates original contents based around him rather than read off the Cwcki. Last Terminal Network has a unique way of retelling correspondence of Chris and others in a Fallout-esque setting. Smoky Chris and BasedShaman literally just read off the Cwcki, but they get involved in very little drama and I find the latter pretty wholesome for some reason. If what his lolcow page can tell me, most people around this site like Dillin Thomas the least though when covering Chris it's 50/50 of covering a Cwcki article or current events.

 

[Tikbalang]

Of the major Chris Youtubers, GenoSamuel is an obvious #1 choice, however I like GiBi for the fact that he actually creates original contents based around him rather than read off the Cwcki. Last Terminal Network has a unique way of retelling correspondence of Chris and others in a Fallout-esque setting. Smoky Chris and BasedShaman literally just read off the Cwcki, but they get involved in very little drama and I find the latter pretty wholesome for some reason. If what his lolcow page can tell me, most people around this site like Dillin Thomas the least though when covering Chris it's 50/50 of covering a Cwcki article or current events.

I watched BasedShaman just to watch Chris Chan content in optimistic view with his voice

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

If he ever gets locked into padded cell, which is quite likely, with which mental disorders would Chris be diagnosed?

As far as I know, autism indeed is a serious illness, and many lolcows have it, but it alone doesn't make people as fucked up as Chris is.

Va has too many liberal morons in charge for that to happen and all he's gotten before was a slap on the wrist and tickets to see a Winny the Pooh movie

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I read on the CWCiki that Chris received a death threat from a fake Clyde Cash which scared him so badly he actually shat the bed in terror before hiding under a pile of stuffed animals, but I can't seem to find the incident itself on the wiki. Does any Christorian have a link?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I read on the CWCiki that Chris received a death threat from a fake Clyde Cash which scared him so badly he actually shat the bed in terror before hiding under a pile of stuffed animals, but I can't seem to find the incident itself on the wiki. Does any Christorian have a link?

Here you go

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris declared that each TSSSF card is a comic panel, the art and the flavor text tell the story for each card.
So I have to guess which card comes next after the other card.

 

[Radium]

What if one makes up a story about a heroic fictional character who stops the merge with a Christmas wish come true? Wouldn't it really happen in "C-197" according to the exceptional "logic" of CWC? Or would CWC dismiss it with word salad mental gymnastics?

Sorry for the late reply, but I tried to write it like a Children't book kinda. I should do this more, writing bad and elaborate shitposts makes me have the happy chemicals in a way sex, chocolate, and murdering prostitutes can't.

Spoiler: Christopher

Once Upon a time there was a child who was really happy.


I *say* child, but he was 13 years old. His name was Christopher Weston Chandler.


He was autistic. This meant he was different from other kids. But this was okay, because he was born in 2005, and had been diagnosed and treated early.


He had plenty of counselor and people to take care of him.


He was very well loved, and had very good parents. He'd been treated kindly and given loads of toys.


When it came to Christmas, Chistopher was stumped. He had been given everything he'd ever wanted, love, kindness, and the world.


So, he had only one wish.


"I hope everyone stays happy, and nothing ever changes."


Christopher was a kind boy. Humble and without hate. He had never wished ill will upon another, and had never felt agony grace his heart.


And so somewhere in the North Pole a fax machine buzzed.

Spoiler: Weston

A man, also once named Christopher, gazed at the paper. Reading it slowly, the wording was clear.

It was a child, or close enough, that wished for peace and happiness. Maybe in a bit of an autistic, self centered wording, but his heart was in the right place. Solipsism was hard to counter, but Christopher worked hard to empathize with others. Chris worked hard for a lot inside his head that other kids found easy. But unlike some Chris' in other timelines(like ours), he worked. He worked and toiled and tried to be the best person he could.

This was one of the many traits that cause Santa's brow to furrow.

This kid was perfect, beyond any other Chris in any other time. His heart shown with a gold unseen. Inside of him was the power and strength that could make peace in the slowly dying trees that made up every universe and dimension.

This kids's energy caused Santa's heart to burn.

Spoiler: Chandler

Christopher lived in a branch. Not a literal branch, a branch of time. He was part of a strand of silk that hung upon the tree of the world. The strand that sung and hummed time and space.

He didn't live on any tree though. He lived on our tree. He lived in our world, an unseen knot of the string, a slice of our own dimension.

This was a sad thing, because dimensions were soon to merge. His life would change and many would die. The tree would be uprooted, transplanted, merged and blurred in an event wrought by a timeliness prophesy. This event required the work of all deities across all timelines, all in agreement that this would be the best course of action. But Santa had something they didn't. He had the light of the child that told him he had a different path.

Santa, without omniscience, could not stop war or poverty. He could not stop pain or suffering, or ensure Christopher's life would always be perfect. But he grit his teeth.


But with Chris, this was one thing he could stop.


So with a certain swagger he walked towards his desk, drawing a quill and parchment and preparing a letter. He was going to stop a dimensional merge. And with Chris's power he could and would.

 

[Shabobus]

Do we know why Chris dismantled his Lego CWCville in his old bedroom? Did it coincide with his Tomgirl phase, or did he take it apart before that?

 

[lenny the genius]

I started reading Sonichu comics on CWCki and it's strange. Sex scenes make me feel uncomfortable. I am also disappointed again because my thread has been rejected twice.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

At least on the surface, there seems to be something of a correlation between Barb's declining health and the uptick in contemptuousness towards others shown in Chris' USI.

What I'm wondering about is if this is basically him entering his teenage rebellion years at the age of 37 simply because Barb is no longer as capable of keeping him under her thumb as she once was. Even though that may have just meant her berating him on a regular basis, it could have been enough to keep chunks of his high-and-mighty ego in check to some degree. The less she does this, the more he feels like he's the center of the universe and that's what we're seeing in his Twitter posts, etc.

By no means am I implying that this is the sole contributing factor; he's always been an asshole when he thinks he can get away with it. But Barb has been a factor in keeping that behavior tamped down, and as she loses that control he's only going to ramp up the conceitedness.