Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[thegooddoctor]

No normal, sane person would date Chris. They would not date him even when he was normal, or at least normal when compared to today. Imagine now?

People who would date Chris are as much, if not more, autistic and/or delusional as him. He said before he would not date an autistic girl.

Did his stance on that change with time?

Exactly my point, I’m not asking for a normal girl to date Chris, I meant ANY girl with a functioning heart, they don’t have to be pretty girly good looking thin, educated or even smell good, they just have to be a girl with functioning heart and he’s good to go

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Exactly my point, I’m not asking for a normal girl to date Chris, I meant ANY girl with a functioning heart, they don’t have to be pretty girly good looking thin, educated or even smell good, they just have to be a girl with functioning heart and he’s good to go

Good luck with that

 

[everythingisawkward999]

I think the reason why the Jerkhief took a bite out of his wooden badge is that he was trying to show how hardened and strong he was, eating an item made of wood and comparing it to a graham cracker makes him look very tough. I think?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I think the reason why the Jerkhief took a bite out of his wooden badge is that he was trying to show how hardened and strong he was, eating an item made of wood and comparing it to a graham cracker makes him look very tough. I think?

Nah, it's just Chris's good ol' random-access humour failing at being funny. Note how he also takes pains to point out that lesser Jerkops have badges made from Graham crackers and glitter. It's him trying to make them look crap by having stupid things as emblems of authority/power (unlike CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC) and also so slow-in-the-mind that, ha ha, they try to eat them 'cos they're so fat and STOOPID.

 

[Mason Verger]

Exactly my point, I’m not asking for a normal girl to date Chris, I meant ANY girl with a functioning heart, they don’t have to be pretty girly good looking thin, educated or even smell good, they just have to be a girl with functioning heart and he’s good to go

He had that with the wallflower. He fucked that up too.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I really wish Chris Would a Girlfriend now already, Im honestly feel kind of sorry fro him at. this point, He's been so unlucky with girls his whole life and while he deserved it at one point him being lonely is just upsetting now, girls are just real bitches nowadays and Chris genuinely just wants a gf which isn't too much of a request jeez, I mean this is the internet and all sorts of sick fucks live here, cmawhores whales ugly brownies the Slater sisters, so many other freaks, why the hell hasn't Chris found a girl yet, I mean theres got to somebody who's attracted him in some way considering the vastness of women on the internet, I mean cmon ONE girl

r/incelistan is thataway, sped. Jeez even Chris wasn't this pathetic about women rejecting him.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Has Chris ever been told about Ouija Boards? Like, that could really alter everything about Dimensions as spirits contacted could very well play on delusions.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Has Chris ever been told about Ouija Boards? Like, that could really alter everything about Dimensions as spirits contacted could very well play on delusions.

People will make fun of me for this but I actually believe that malign preturnaturalities exist and I sometimes wonder if they could've gotten access to Chris one way or another. A Ouija board could be a good way. I know they are made up toys but due to the way that they are treated they can be a conduit for bad stuff. On the other hand due to his childlike nature I think that God was watching out for him in some way for a long time (his life sure sucked but miraculously everything bad that happened to him went like water off a ducks back i.e. the teflon tard as people say.) When he explicitly renounced his faith though, uh oh.

 

[KiwiJoe]

What would happen if Chris was at the Unite The Right ralley 2017? It was in Charlottesville if I recall and he does live close by.
I just imagine a really weird image of Chris standing in front of Richard Spencer as if it was like that Chinese Tank Man picture but with Chris as the man standing in front of the tank aka Richard Spencer and his fellows behind him.

 

[LolRaccoon]

What would happen if Chris was at the Unite The Right ralley 2017? It was in Charlottesville if I recall and he does live close by.
I just imagine a really weird image of Chris standing in front of Richard Spencer as if it was like that Chinese Tank Man picture but with Chris as the man standing in front of the tank aka Richard Spencer and his fellows behind him.

I'd think he'd definitely be against Spencer and his goons. After all, he wants to kick out the "frickin' nazis out of Equestria.'"

Imagining Antifa Chris is kinda funny though. He would fit in like a glove.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

People will make fun of me for this but I actually believe that malign preturnaturalities exist and I sometimes wonder if they could've gotten access to Chris one way or another. A Ouija board could be a good way. I know they are made up toys but due to the way that they are treated they can be a conduit for bad stuff. On the other hand due to his childlike nature I think that God was watching out for him in some way for a long time (his life sure sucked but miraculously everything bad that happened to him went like water off a ducks back i.e. the teflon tard as people say.) When he explicitly renounced his faith though, uh oh.

If CWC played Ouija, the outcomes could be hilarious.

I'd think he'd definitely be against Spencer and his goons. After all, he wants to kick out the "frickin' nazis out of Equestria.'"

Imagining Antifa Chris is kinda funny though. He would fit in like a glove.

If it gets too much (rioting) he might as well run, cause that Hedgehog Defensive Mode ain't going to help him.
Hell, Barb might threaten to kill herself to prevent him from going if there's another rally. Barb maybe many things, but I think she's privy to a lot of happenings in VA.

 

[Broseph]

why the hell hasn't Chris found a girl yet

You answered your own question.

If you think someone like Chris is datable, then you probably have bigger problems than Chris.

 

[Metatarsupial]

If you think someone like Chris is datable,

I think I'm going to be violently ill.

Oh...very I'll indeed.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I really wish Chris Would a Girlfriend now already, Im honestly feel kind of sorry fro him at. this point, He's been so unlucky with girls his whole life and while he deserved it at one point him being lonely is just upsetting now, girls are just real bitches nowadays and Chris genuinely just wants a gf which isn't too much of a request jeez, I mean this is the internet and all sorts of sick fucks live here, cmawhores whales ugly brownies the Slater sisters, so many other freaks, why the hell hasn't Chris found a girl yet, I mean theres got to somebody who's attracted him in some way considering the vastness of women on the internet, I mean cmon ONE girl

Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord.

Literally no one will date Chris, because he's fucking insane.

 

[Metatarsupial]

Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord.

Literally no one will date Chris, because he's fucking insane.

No one even pretends to date Chris anymore

 

[deadson]

Exactly my point, I’m not asking for a normal girl to date Chris, I meant ANY girl with a functioning heart, they don’t have to be pretty girly good looking thin, educated or even smell good, they just have to be a girl with functioning heart and he’s good to go

You mean like 'julay"?
You fucking date him then.

 

[KiwiJoe]

What would happen if the Virginia Rally on Jan 20th last month actually turned into a full-blown Civil War and spreads to the entire state of Virginia.
How would Chris fair? Would he survive? End up in some Militia clique? Form his own weird Militia that is full of armed whiteknights? I genuinely wonder how would Chris survive a chaotic environment like that. Assuming everything goes hell-in-a-hand-basket that day.

It reminds me of that alternate history mod for HOI4 called TNOMod where Russia gets buttfucked by Germany after WW2 and splinters into like a million weird warlord states.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What would happen if the Virginia Rally on Jan 20th last month actually turned into a full-blown Civil War and spreads to the entire state of Virginia.
How would Chris fair? Would he survive? End up in some Militia clique? Form his own weird Militia that is full of armed whiteknights? I genuinely wonder how would Chris survive a chaotic environment like that. Assuming everything goes hell-in-a-hand-basket that day.

It reminds me of that alternate history mod for HOI4 called TNOMod where Russia gets buttfucked by Germany after WW2 and splinters into like a million weird warlord states.

Either run, or go into HDM (Hedgehog Defensive Mode).

If he is caught by a militia, he'll either befriend them or try to sell them on Da Merge.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Exactly my point, I’m not asking for a normal girl to date Chris, I meant ANY girl with a functioning heart, they don’t have to be pretty girly good looking thin, educated or even smell good, they just have to be a girl with functioning heart and he’s good to go

It's like the why doesn't Chris have a job question - Why would anyone pick Chris over someone else?

One way Chris could become more eligible is if he lost weight and started dressing better but I don't see that happening with his fast food diet.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Wow people really seemed to hate my comment huh? why you all so butthurt I’m just amazed he hasn’t at least found at least some kind of girl who’s as messed up as him to now, considering the amount of sheer horrible faggots in the web, it’s not too hard to imagine right?