Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Stud2Stud]

Didn't he get a message a while ago from a single mom (according to the DAMN CWCki) and he turned her down?

Is anybody surprised Chris hasn't posted about today yet? It is Sonichu's birthda.
He even posted about Sonichu's "pickle allergy" years after even working on a comic.

Doesn't he sign the certificates with the date of Sonichus invention? So he should be aware it's around now, but then again, maybe he just didn't put 2 and 2 together and missed that it's now 15 years later... Or he just didn't pay attention to the exact date today due to his biological clock.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I wonder how many women in Chris's life are subject to the baby voice?

 

[Stud2Stud]

I wonder how many women in Chris's life are subject to the baby voice?

All of them.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

All of them.

Including Rocky and the mean cashier at McDonald's?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Including Rocky and the mean cashier at McDonald's?

Including them.

Just adds this extra layer of potential comedy to his scuffle with Mary Lee Walsh:

"Mr. Chandler, I would really appreciate it if you would stop handing out those flyers begging for sex."

"Aww, did someone have a widdow too much to dwink?"

[Quick escalation from there]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This, plus those women aren't even in Virginia.

And also they lived about 400 years ago.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Including them.

Just adds this extra layer of potential comedy to his scuffle with Mary Lee Walsh:

"Mr. Chandler, I would really appreciate it if you would stop handing out those flyers begging for sex."

"Aww, did someone have a widdow too much to dwink?"

[Quick escalation from there]

"... Do wocka do wocka do!"

 

[lobotomypop]

Just discovered Watermelon lives just a few minutes from where I grew up. We have mutual friends on facebook. Weird.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

When did Barb say "get off before I go off"?

 

[timtommy]

I wonder how many women in Chris's life are subject to the baby voice?

He tends to bust it out when he is trying to seduce someone.

So any woman who shows the remotest interest in talking to him.

So.. very very few women.

 

[GS 281]

When did Barb say "get off before I go off"?

Last night when her and the wild tomgirl with a lesbian soul were scissoring.

 

[Tsukiko]

I usually shower every night, but I haven't showered for two nights. I did use dry shampoo, though.

Is this how Chris feels all the time? How does he not feel really gross?

 

[Lipitor]

I usually shower every night, but I haven't showered for two nights. I did use dry shampoo, though.

Is this how Chris feels all the time? How does he not feel really gross?

Dude, Chris poops himself and doesn't notice it until later. You think greasy hair and sticky folds is gonna motivate him?

 

[GS 281]

I have been looking for examples of Chris mentioning a "booming rape voice" but I cannot find them. All I find with that phrase on the internet is the following:


Go to 1:00 to hear it.

 

[Ravenor]

Looks like it's missing or ir deleted mate.

 

[Nemo]

Does Chris watch any modern Cartoon Network shows like Adventure Time?

 

[Stud2Stud]

"booming rape voice"

In his post-incarceration blörm-rant he mentioned booming voices and also the ass manager being somewhat of a spontaneous attacker rapist or something.
So basically "booming rape voice" is a 2nd degree neo-cwcism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

i want your guys' opinion on something that has probably been discussed but not in a while. if it bothers anyone i'll just delete the post. in a hypothetical situation do you think cwc would have actually thrown away the cure for autism to win a free PS3 in that contest that went on ages ago? ive always wondered if he was serious, or just trying to think of something he thought would sound impressive for the judges

The impression I got was that what he meant to say was "I'd throw away the cure for autism, which is a condition I have by the way, sometimes people give me special treatment because of it, just saying, for a PS3."

 

[normankrasner]

Did Chris read the troll filled newsgroup alt.games.nintendo.pokemon?

 

[GS 281]

If he did his head would fucking explode