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Real G said:
somebody made a cooking video on the Chandler Family's secret spaghetti recipe

probably the same one that Chris and Bob refuse from Barb many years ago

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I love the Chris era where he fucking taped his glasses together with bright blue tape. Between that, his non-existent jawline, the rugby shirt and the desperate attempt to hide his ever-thinning hairline that is receding, he couldn't look any dorkier if he tried.
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
I love the Chris era where he fucking taped his glasses together with bright blue tape. Between that, his non-existent jawline, the rugby shirt and the desperate attempt to hide his ever-thinning hairline that is receding, he couldn't look any dorkier if he tried.
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His tard insurance covers one free pair a year too. Even in 2011 the cheap pairs were way more modern than the rapist ones he sported. I wonder what pre-tomgirl chris would have looked like in his current frames.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Guess the DnD obsession took Chris nowhere in getting the Dimension Merge. He hasnt mentioned it in ages.
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Either that, or

(i) he's forgotten all about it and moved on to some new (or old) obsession
(ii) the group that he got an in with quickly realised how fucking annoying playing anything with Chris would be and has quietly disowned him

The latter might be funnier if (big if) it prompted another reeeee-fest from Chris to let him (back) in as per the Anal Cysts.

Edit to add: or maybe he's still roleplaying, but just as Sonichu. If he can't play him at the gaming table, then hell, Chris will do what he's always done and go play with himself.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Either that, or

(i) he's forgotten all about it and moved on to some new (or old) obsession
(ii) the group that he got an in with quickly realised how fucking annoying playing anything with Chris would be and has quietly disowned him

The latter might be funnier if (big if) it prompted another reeeee-fest from Chris to let him (back) in as per the Anal Cysts.

Edit to add: or maybe he's still roleplaying, but just as Sonichu. If he can't play him at the gaming table, then hell, Chris will do what he's always done and go play with himself.
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That DnD group was probably planning to fuck with Chris from the beginning anyway so they can shill it as a weekly series like Copitz is trying to do (his Zoo outing footage got corrupted and his other friend realized that Chris would divert away from his MilSim stuff so he bowed out), but these people actually have social lives and presumably careers outside of Discord.

Problem is that it takes massive amounts of effort constructing a solid ARG that Chris will reliably buy into for a long period of time. Which almost makes the IG’s scheme pretty impressive in a twisted sort of way. Wise could’ve been a professional con artist but he chose to remain small time. He was even building a possy here. If he didn’t become exposed to Hyperdimension Neptunia he probably would’ve made a decent detective.

You pretty much already need to be as much of a lolcow as OPL is to be able to successfully manipulate him.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Chris has what I’d call Limited Empathy. As in if you are around him or speaking to him and he doesn’t want anything from you other than recognition or friendship he can and will do his best to be nice to you. However he doesn’t think of things beyond that. He’s also got a history of being mistrustful to men, but that’s not a lack of empathy, it’s jealousy and several bad real world experiences with bullying and other complex mental issues likely related to his autism.

I do think that is Chris saw someone dying at a con he’d feel bad for them but also be too panicked and inexperienced to actually help them.He would likely forget about it after a couple of days though. If someone reminded him, then he’d go “oh yeah! And I was there for that!” And maybe, if the person was (Un)lucky and had a vagina and cute face he’d send them a drawing of something Sonichu related and then brag about it on Twitter. A sociopath no, a narcissist yes.
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He'd probably say their counterpart in C-197 lives on #praytothecpus
 
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So I was just dicking around drunk and realized something.
Chris Fatler never puts any serious effort into anything. (for one his patreon tiers are called "teirs" he's a geinus after all")
He has never put any serious amount of effort into his "marriage" so how can a man so far gone be so deluded?
There are multiple people that have married fictional characters, but, just like him being a woman, Chris can't commit to it.
Maybe he's clinging to some faint hope that a magical fuckmommy will appear or something.
What I'm getting at is that Shits Pants is still hoping that his mom will make everything better.
A-Logging a bit, it's going to be glorious when he has to assume real world responsibilities.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
So I was just dicking around drunk and realized something.
Chris Fatler never puts any serious effort into anything. (for one his patreon tiers are called "teirs" he's a geinus after all")
He has never put any serious amount of effort into his "marriage" so how can a man so far gone be so deluded?
There are multiple people that have married fictional characters, but, just like him being a woman, Chris can't commit to it.
Maybe he's clinging to some faint hope that a magical fuckmommy will appear or something.
What I'm getting at is that Shits Pants is still hoping that his mom will make everything better.
A-Logging a bit, it's going to be glorious when he has to assume real world responsibilities.
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I rate the last sentence optimistic. I see jail, homelessness, or a loony bin... if any even remain.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
So I was just dicking around drunk and realized something.
Chris Fatler never puts any serious effort into anything. (for one his patreon tiers are called "teirs" he's a geinus after all")
He has never put any serious amount of effort into his "marriage" so how can a man so far gone be so deluded?
There are multiple people that have married fictional characters, but, just like him being a woman, Chris can't commit to it.
Maybe he's clinging to some faint hope that a magical fuckmommy will appear or something.
What I'm getting at is that Shits Pants is still hoping that his mom will make everything better.
A-Logging a bit, it's going to be glorious when he has to assume real world responsibilities.
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From one alcoholic to another, avoid drunkposting. That aside, yeah, Chris is lazy even when it comes to shit he ostensibly enjoys. He sucks at most vidya despite them being the dominant activity of his life, he sucks at maintaining a comic release schedule for the very concept he claimed to be his life’s purpose, and he sucks at integrating himself into a fandom of horsefuckers who have an extremely high tolerance for depraved social rejects.

Chris likes attention. That’s it. Playing vidya mainly to trophy whore? Attention. Proselytizing da merge? Attention. Buying into every dumb twitter roleplay from simps? Attention. He’s now recognized for posting selfies at McDonalds— he can basically fart and get all the mentions and responses on twitter/discord he needs.
 
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Somebody made CWC's medal and placed it up for sale in Second Life.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Second Life is still a thing? LOL, I'm surprised Chris hasn't wasted his tardbux making a CWCville in there.
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It requires a huge amount of patience and willingness to learn how to model things in it, you use a really janky 3D modelling system built into the game. Modern Chris doesn't have the same aptitude for doing the same thing for thousands of hours that he did in the Animal Crossing Documentary days.

I'm amazed SL still exists. I tried it out like 12 years ago and even then it was pretty much just a furry sex sim with like 40 people online at a time.
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
It requires a huge amount of patience and willingness to learn how to model things in it, you use a really janky 3D modelling system built into the game. Modern Chris doesn't have the same aptitude for doing the same thing for thousands of hours that he did in the Animal Crossing Documentary days.

I'm amazed SL still exists. I tried it out like 12 years ago and even then it was pretty much just a furry sex sim with like 40 people online at a time.
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Lol, most of the people on SL just buy shit for their avatar with IRL currency; someone fucking sold a build of Amsterdam for $50,000 there. There’s still a good amount of people who pull decent income from taking advantage of lonely middle aged men with nothing better to do. And furries. Any platform that exists to drain the finances of furfaggots is acceptable in my eyes.
 
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I wonder if Chris's attempts to seemingly be a little more "manly" (during the "rollin' and trollin'" era when he dressed differently, had a more normal haircut and attempted to style his facial hair) had something to do with fighting off his incoming Tomgirl stuff. I've thought about this a lot because something similar happened with a former friend of mine right before he came out as trans (he would eventually begin a MTF transition.) Said former friend did a similar thing and was obsessed with doing "manly" things, keeping his hair shorter and trying to style it like another man on a TV show he liked, taking an interest in having facial hair and buying expensive razor and soap sets and even using a testosterone cream that his doctor said would help his energy level and attempt to lose a lot of weight. He said the testosterone was helping his energy levels and in general it seemed to be making a positive change in his life and a few weeks after that he told me he was trans.

I realize a lot of things Chris does aren't terribly deep, so to speak. But simply because of my observations of a close friend I always wondered if these attempts/possible influence of Chris's friends at the time had anything to do with the trooning that followed; like he couldn't take trying to be manly anymore and ditched all of it to embrace what his idea of being female was. Even before growing his hair out and wearing makeup surely they noticed he was buying/wearing bras, it's obvious from photos and videos of him from that time period
 
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Would Chris ever gen a tattoo of Sonichu or his hubbys anywhere on his person? I know for some married people, they get a tat on their ring finger.
 
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