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Has anybody ever considered getting Chris-Chan some weed? Not the strain that makes you more paranoid, obviously, but one of the anti-anxiety ones? You wouldn't even have to get the big lug to smoke it, you could put it in a brownie or something. He probably won't even know it's supposed to be smoked.

Personally, I'd think he'd be a lot happier.
 
Has anybody ever considered getting Chris-Chan some weed? Not the strain that makes you more paranoid, obviously, but one of the anti-anxiety ones? You wouldn't even have to get the big lug to smoke it, you could put it in a brownie or something. He probably won't even know it's supposed to be smoked.

Personally, I'd think he'd be a lot happier.

I always wanted to see how he'd react to different substances. One time I thought it'd be funny to send him something with shrooms or acid in it let Chris really feel the cosmos.
 
I just can't see Chris handling drugs very well. One bad trip could seriously damage what's left of his mind.

Just imagine Chris on a acid trip when it all goes wrong.

I've been there; it's rough for an experienced user and mature adult but Chris already has issues with reality and fantasy and he's not equipped to deal with anything mind benders.

Grass might mellow him out but anything more, I wouldn't want to be the one who gave it to him.
 
I know Christian is a delusional idiot who doesn't get that autism takes him right off the dating market, but how unaware is he that he's totally unattractive. He's disgusting to look at at. Has no fashion sense. He presents himself completely childish and has a fucking elmo voice. Despite all this Christian seems to think he's an eligible mate, even very handsome (see the image below). How can he think this? Realistically where does he see himself on the 1-10 scale? How can he possible think he's attractive?

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I know Christian is a delusional idiot who doesn't get that autism takes him right off the dating market, but how unaware is he that he's totally unattractive. He's disgusting to look at at. Has no fashion sense. He presents himself completely childish and has a fucking elmo voice. Despite all this Christian seems to think he's an eligible mate, even very handsome (see the image below). How can he think this? Realistically where does he see himself on the 1-10 scale? How can he possible think he's attractive?

Chris is mystified by the world of dating. He has tried for so long and failed so hard. He wants something so badly, and it is not something particularly rare, it is something the majority of people find at some point in their lives.

Sometimes this frustration boils over. He expresses it in different ways, but the underlying thought behind it is always "I am so frustrated with my inability to find a sweetheart."

As for the unattractiveness, you are clearly right. Not so much the underlying physical attractiveness, which seems reasonably average, but the way he presents himself. I think it may not be a terrible thing that he is so clueless about it, though. What if he had a moment of clarity where he realized the truth about himself? It is hard to imagine anything more devastating.
 
autism takes him right off the dating market
Some people with autism (at least on the high end of the spectrum) do manage to get into relationships. However, when one combines an autism spectrum disorder with certain factors Chris has, it can indeed make dating (not trolls) more or less impossible.

Also, from what I've observed, Chris isn't really aware of his appearance. For example, he spent a long time back in high school memorizing his appearance in the mirror, which is why he consistently depicted his self insert in Sonichu as a thin guy sans the receding hairline - that self image from high school persisted and probably is still there to this day. How we see Chris and how Chris sees himself are two very different ways of seeing.
 
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Chris is mystified by the world of dating. He has tried for so long and failed so hard. He wants something so badly, and it is not something particularly rare, it is something the majority of people find at some point in their lives.

Sometimes this frustration boils over. He expresses it in different ways, but the underlying thought behind it is always "I am so frustrated with my inability to find a sweetheart."

As for the unattractiveness, you are clearly right. Not so much the underlying physical attractiveness, which seems reasonably average, but the way he presents himself. I think it may not be a terrible thing that he is so clueless about it, though. What if he had a moment of clarity where he realized the truth about himself? It is hard to imagine anything more devastating.
A lot of people say he's not that bad, but he's fuck ugly dude. And don't tell me "if he got a better haircut/outfit/cleaned up a bit", cuz he never has and never will and any such claim is purely hypothetical.
 
Has anybody ever considered getting Chris-Chan some weed? Not the strain that makes you more paranoid, obviously, but one of the anti-anxiety ones? You wouldn't even have to get the big lug to smoke it, you could put it in a brownie or something. He probably won't even know it's supposed to be smoked.

Personally, I'd think he'd be a lot happier.

The fact he has never shown a interest in drugs in general is a good thing if you ask me (I haven't got a problem with it when your a adult an it's your choice) but Chris isn't mature enough to know when to stop and when it comes down to it he couldn't handle the effect of anything that screwed with your perception of reality.
 
Chris' biggest obstacle to sleeping with a willing woman who isn't a hooker is that he's an unemployed NEET who lives with his mom in a hoarders nest. Despite what the loveshies say, it's really not that hard to get laid. Hell, I've gotten laid, with someone I liked and was attracted to, and I have the social skills of a Magic Ring Bearer who lives in a cave and subsists on raw fish.

He still has many, many factors that lower his odds. His wardrobe, his bathing habits, his personality, the shitting his pants thing. But still, I know plenty of hideous, eccentric hillbillies who brew moonshine in an Ocean Spray bottle with a condom for a filter who still manage to get laid with non prostitutes and even find girlfriends. Chris is still several steps below that level, but despite what loveshies say, it's never too late and never too hard.

The fact he has never shown a interest in drugs in general is a good thing if you ask me (I haven't got a problem with it when your a adult an it's your choice) but Chris isn't mature enough to know when to stop and when it comes down to it he couldn't handle the effect of anything that screwed with your perception of reality.

Chris is just childish, not really a child. Hasn't he been tested on this before and it was proven he wasn't really a child in a man's body?

Besides, he's already tried psychiatric meds and booze, and he's never abused those to serious degrees. At least with the right strain of weed he might calm down a little, open up a bit more socially, and spend less money than the Legos and games run him.
 
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Nintendo Power used to run comics, and he wrote a letter to Shojo Beat (a magazine that ran manga aimed at girls). Wouldn't be surprised if he also read the American version of Shonen Jump since he likes DBZ and YuGiOh.
Chris liking manga might explain why he doesn't seem to understand which order the panels are supposed to be read, since they're backward.
It made reading those balloons a challenge than they have every right to be (let alone left unnumbered).

Why was Chris reading Shojo Beat? It mostly had romance stories and self-insert stories aimed at pleasing teenage girls. Hardly the sort of thing a True and Honest STRAIGHT man would read. (I know Chris isn't a straight man, but he was at the time)
I guess he couldn't get into Shonen Jump like I had.

As I recall, Chris really wanted Sonichu to be an animated cartoon, hence all the TV references (sub episodes, TV ratings, etc). Since Chris lacked the ability to put a cartoon together, he settled for comics instead. If Chris had any Flash skills, Sonichu in web cartoon format would be something else.
Oh yes, it would.

i decided there should be a karaoke machine that plays chris' songs
of course for that, i need to write lyrics for each song.
Not sure I want to see Chris drive a semi just now.

Sonichu makes marginally marginally marginally mores sense if you think of it as the storyboard for a cartoon series.
It does, more like preliminary thumbnail sketch than a finished product.

I just can't see Chris handling drugs very well. One bad trip could seriously damage what's left of his mind.

Just imagine Chris on a acid trip when it all goes wrong.

I've been there; it's rough for an experienced user and mature adult but Chris already has issues with reality and fantasy and he's not equipped to deal with anything mind benders.
Imagine what horrors could be inflicted on the 'chus against his will!

Grass might mellow him out but anything more, I wouldn't want to be the one who gave it to him.
Hemp may help him.

Also, from what I've observed, Chris isn't really aware of his appearance. For example, he spent a long time back in high school memorizing his appearance in the mirror, which is why he consistently depicted his self insert in Sonichu as a thin guy sans the receding hairline - that self image from high school persisted and probably is still there to this day. How we see Chris and how Chris sees himself are two very different ways of seeing.
Sounds pretty sad. It's been said elsewhere Chris may suffer from Prosopagnosia.
 
A lot of people say he's not that bad, but he's fuck ugly dude. And don't tell me "if he got a better haircut/outfit/cleaned up a bit", cuz he never has and never will and any such claim is purely hypothetical.

It's hypothetical of course. If you dressed him averagely he would look like an average guy. See Carlos Chantor. But he doesn't seem to have the inclination or ability to pull that off consistently. The only point behind my claim is that his unattractiveness is not genetic/inherant. The fact that he is "ugly by choice" has bearing on some Christorian analysis.
 
I know Christian is a delusional idiot who doesn't get that autism takes him right off the dating market, but how unaware is he that he's totally unattractive. He's disgusting to look at at. Has no fashion sense. He presents himself completely childish and has a fucking elmo voice. Despite all this Christian seems to think he's an eligible mate, even very handsome (see the image below). How can he think this? Realistically where does he see himself on the 1-10 scale? How can he possible think he's attractive?

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I love how Chris is making a totally unpaid but sincere advertisement for some random restaurant he went to once.

(I know the original post was about how Chris is fat and gay but I think the other one is funnier)
 
I love how Chris is making a totally unpaid but sincere advertisement for some random restaurant he went to once.

(I know the original post was about how Chris is fat and gay but I think the other one is funnier)

"I like the atmosphere. It is good."
What a colorful description.
 
I love how Chris is making a totally unpaid but sincere advertisement for some random restaurant he went to once.

(I know the original post was about how Chris is fat and gay but I think the other one is funnier)
All the while exaggerating his accomplishments. "back killing work for my mother at home". I guess he had done 20 minutes of moving boxes or something. I'm sure all the stress sighs he emitted wore him out. Why does he always blow minor chores out of proportion?
 
All the while exaggerating his accomplishments. "back killing work for my mother at home". I guess he had done 20 minutes of moving boxes or something. I'm sure all the stress sighs he emitted wore him out. Why does he always blow minor chores out of proportion?

Wouldn't it be a weird plot twist if he'd actually like, repaired the car's engine and painted the living room walls or something

"I like the atmosphere. It is good."
What a colorful description.

Chris has always had a knack for the descriptive

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