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DeeCeeBees said:
So Chris wanted to ask the Mythbusters if camel milk would cure autism. Is there any more info as to where he got the idea? Did he google autism cures and run across a reference to the Sahih al-Bukhari Hadith about camel milk and urine as a cure all? There are some that swear this is effective and you can find pictures of people drinking camel piss and rubbing it on their faces as it pours out of the camel. I would surely hate to think that there is someone out there purporting the effectiveness of camel milk and piss as a cure for autism. Chris should just drink some Zam Zam water or something. You can buy it off of Amazon. It's about as effective as camel piss though.
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LMAO! It would be awesome if someone had baited Chris with “prophetic medicine”, and he started tweeting about anal worms and using it as a springboard into going full Moslem.

(Prophetic medicine is basically medicine based on the sayings and doings of Mohammad the ol’ caravan robber. It’s popular among snake oil salesmen and “alternative healers” in the Arab world.

According to “prophetic medicine” camel urine cures, and homo-sex is caused by anal worms that eat semen and cause uncontrollable urges.)


ToroidalBoat said:
IIRC, Chris sees "Lovely Weather" more as a "position to fill", rather than a specific person. If any girl out there meets Chris' requirements, then she is "qualified" for the position of "Barb 2.0". It would explain how he got over losing "theoretical exes" so quickly - like a company losing a vendor or delivery guy.
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Yes, this exactly. Chris didn’t/doesn’t see women as individuals. He wouldn’t care in the slightest if he was dating/married to a nuclear physicist, a poetess or a checkout girl.


Just like an employer couldn’t give two shits whether you collect stamps in your free time.
 
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CwChalk said:
Snake oil salesmen, of course he'd buy into that crap. Guess I shouldn't be surprised, uneducated people are still killing rhinos for horns because they think keratin, protein found in hair, nails etc. would cure their broken cocks.... Would the placebo effect work on Chris?
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I know viagra exist for consumption. Despite leading in medical science, chinese would still use traditional chinese medicine¹.
Off topic: according to Gail Chord Schuller, scientists surgically remove a man's penis and use it as TCM¹.

Chris is looking outside modern medicine to get rid of his autism.
 
How are Clover, Snoopy and the cats doing?
I'm surprised if the dogs don't have UTI (awww.. just like their "mother") and breathing problems, since they rarely get any exercise and have to go on paper like the cats.
The cats are smaller and can take care of themselves and aren't stupid enough to get near Chris.
The question is; what does he feed them?
 
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Fapcop said:
Yes, this exactly. Chris didn’t/doesn’t see women as individuals. He wouldn’t care in the slightest if he was dating/married to a nuclear physicist, a poetess or a checkout girl.


Just like an employer couldn’t give two shits whether you collect stamps in your free time.
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It's how he treats people in general and when they outlive their usefulness or someone better comes along he just moves on to them.

The Pokemon card club friends are a good example of this, they were taking the time to hang out with Chris outside of the card club but when he decided the merge was more important from what I can tell he just stopped talking to them, I wouldn't be surpised if he thinks someone of his status should be friends with other celebrities (Or at least popular Sonic and MLP artists and YouTubers).

It's Chris's biggest problem by far IMO, his huge ego is stopping from ever having a real long term friendship or maybe he's just not capable of it.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It's Chris's biggest problem by far IMO, his huge ego is stopping from ever having a real long term friendship or maybe he's just not capable of it.
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The root of "autism" is "auto" - "self". Chris is literally autistic in that he's very much "stuck in himself" - he's so self-absorbed it's hard or impossible to relate to others.

Of course, autistic people have varying degrees of autism, but Chris has a very cripplingly high level of it. Winning that sweepstakes and Borb coddling certainly didn't help much.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
The root of "autism" is "auto" - "self". Chris is literally autistic in that he's very much "stuck in himself" - he's so self-absorbed it's hard or impossible to relate to others.

Of course, autistic people have varying degrees of autism, but Chris has a very cripplingly high level of it. Winning that sweepstakes and Borb coddling certainly didn't help much.
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True but Chris's theory of mind is so bad I sometimes wonder if he's got legit brain damage or something as well as autism because it seems so extreme compared to other autistic people who aren't low functioning.
 
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CWCinbed said:
I wonder if Chris is actually "high functionally autistic". I kind of feel that back in the 80's, if you could feed, clothe yourself, and function somewhat in society-- you were high functioning. With today's autism spectrum, I think he would chart pretty low on the scale.
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Wholeheartedly agree. I know several individuals with autism or associated spectrum disorders who are miles ahead of good ol knucklehead. Not sure who diagnosed him, but fuck that would be the perfect case for a second opinion.
 
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CWCinbed said:
I wonder if Chris is actually "high functionally autistic". I kind of feel that back in the 80's, if you could feed, clothe yourself, and function somewhat in society-- you were high functioning. With today's autism spectrum, I think he would chart pretty low on the scale.
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I originally found Chris because I googled "High Functioning Autistic" for personal reasons. I had seen his name mentioned on various forums I visited like "Wow, this guy is more retarded than Chris Chan" and other such comments. But I had no idea who he was and quickly forgot about him. Then when I did some serious google searching regarding the spectrum I waded through various medical journals and psychology thesis. But there Chris was in all his glory. He came up on about 6th or 7th on the list of my google returns. I went down that rabbit hole. But I fear for parents that do the same search because their child has just been diagnosed as autistic at an early age and they start to do their own research and then they find Chris.
 
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AnOminous said:
A life of failure!
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DeeCeeBees said:
But I fear for parents that do the same search because their child has just been diagnosed as autistic at an early age and they start to do their own research and then they find Chris.
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Chris really is "blackface for autism"...

Houston Press in 2012 said:
"I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the Sonichu guy) covers album earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically blackface for autism," said Nabours.
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RubberbandMan said:
If Chris wasn't a lolcow, would the farms still exist or not?
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Maybe not in the same form, but something would exist. I'm not sure if ADF or Pixy could have handled being the internet's battered girlfriend, but I assume the former would have had a similar community form around him and kind of snowball from there.
 
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CWCinbed said:
I wonder if Chris is actually "high functionally autistic". I kind of feel that back in the 80's, if you could feed yourself, clothe yourself, and function somewhat in society-- you were high functioning. With today's autism spectrum, I think he would chart pretty low on the scale.
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he absolutely needs an second opinion, I'm certain high functioning autists can be regular people, not like...this? Unless he chooses to be this way, or he's just getting dumber with age.
 
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